Note: I know, I'm kind of lagging on this fanfic, but I will keep updating as quickly as possible. If you guys want me to do something on one of these chapters, let me know via a review.
Tech: When are we going to do this chapter?
Me: Don't worry, I just got to get finished here.
Tech: Okay, but what's going to happen?
Me: You're going to be naked.
Tech: Why?
Me: For Rev and the fangirls.
Rev: Don't-worry-Tech-I-still-love-you! I-won't-even-mind-if-a-fangirl-ogles-you!
Tech: Thanks Rev.
Rev: You're-welcome-my-sweet-apple! (flies off)
Okay, now it's time for chapter 6.
Chapter 6: Naked Coyote
Tech had been sleeping in his bed, exhausted due to the enemy the Loonatics fought. The villain was a giant lizard that could control electricity. The battle was lengthy, but the team managed to beat it by drawing its energy towards the city generator. However, the battle took hours to finish, leaving most of the Loonatics exhausted. The only members who were still energetic were Lexi and Rev, the former being energetic due to her athleticism and the latter due to his super speed. The Loonatic who was tired the most was Duck. Then again, the egotistical mallard wasn't prone to getting out of a battle unscathed.
When the team went back to their HQ, Tech went to bed while taking a bottle of whiskey with him. The other Loonatics often wondered why he did such a thing every so often, given how he was the team's genius. It wasn't like Tech to take an alcoholic beverage with him to bed, so it concerned them. In fact, they would try to talk to the coyote about it, but he always gave an odd answer. For instance, he would claim that he likes to drink as he reads. The only Loonatics to not buy his answers were Lexi and Rev. However, they decided to not think of their friend as a drunk.
Tech woke up with a hangover, having guzzled down the entire bottle of whiskey in one sitting. However, he felt something scratchy on his back. Looking behind him, the coyote saw that he was laying on grass. Confused, he then got up and saw that he was outside of the tower. Not only that, but when he looked down, he was shocked: not only was he outside HQ, but he had no clothes on!
"I'm naked!" Tech said as his voice cracked.
Desperate to re-enter the building, Tech quickly rushed to the door, hoping that no one would see him. On the ground, he saw that his communicator was by his foot.
Picking it up, Tech spoke into his communicator "Ace, I'm outside!"
"How'd you get outside, buddy?" The rabbit's voice came out of the communicator.
"Never mind that, I'm fucking naked!" The coyote spoke in annoyance.
"Easy Tech," Ace said, "I'll try to get you back in."
"You better, I don't want to get arrested for public nudity!" Tech said.
"That's what you get for drinking a whole bottle of booze!" Duck's voice laughed through Tech's communicator.
Tech grunted as he opened the door, hoping that no one would see him nude. However, he would need to hide his exposed body from everyone.
"Tech E. Coyote, is that you?" Someone asked.
Tech looked behind him and saw a pheasant who was holding a camera.
"Who are you?" The coyote asked, hoping to avoid the pheasant seeing him naked.
"I'm a big fan of yours," The pheasant nodded, "all I want is an autograph. Would you sign my picture?"
Without hesitation, Tech signed the picture the pheasant had and handed it back to him."
"Thanks." The pheasant said as he walked off.
"No problem." Tech said as he entered the elevator, hitting the button that went to the Loonatics' HQ.
If Duck says that this was a part of a prank, I'm going to kill him! The coyote thought.
After a few minutes, Tech found himself in the living room of the HQ. Luckily, no one saw him as he entered. That would have been the case if not for two green eyes looking behind him.
"Hi Lexi." Tech said as he covered himself.
"Hello." She said while blushing, embarrassed that she had seen one of her closest friends naked.
"You don't need to blush, you'll see me naked more than often." Tech said to the younger female.
"I'm just wondering how Rev would react." Lexi said.
"Where is Rev anyway?" Tech asked.
"He's in the lab, why?" The rabbit said.
"No reason." The coyote said as he ran off, wondering what Rev was doing in the lab.
Entering the lab, Tech saw Rev holding his uniform.
"Where was my uniform?" Tech asked.
"You-left-it-near-the-elevator-door." Rev said, "You-must-have-been-sleepwalking-again. I-keep-telling-you-quit-drinking-every-so-often!"
"I know," Tech said as he got a headache, "I shouldn't drink so much. But I could use some dumb fun from time to time."
"But-you're-fun-enough-Tech!" Rev said, "I-think-that-you're-one-of-the-most-fun-people-I-have-been-around!"
Tech blushed and said "That's one of the nicest things I have ever heard someone say to me!"
"I-know." Rev kissed the coyote, "There's-a-lot-more-I-could-say-about-you."
"When you come up with some more, you can tell me." Tech said.
"I'll-do-that!" Rev said as he left the lab, "I'll-even-give-you-a-card-that's-full-of-compliments!"
Tech sighed as he got dressed into his uniform. He was glad to be in it, feeling embarrassed by being naked. Even better, Rev had it ready for him. Tech loved his roadrunner lover, so much that he couldn't help but think of him as an angel. The two were fond of each other and everyone else in the team knew it.
Note: I know, this chapter was a perfect opportunity for Tech and Rev to do it, but I decided to just have them talking for this one.
Rev: When-will-we-get-to-do-it?
Me: Not sure when I'll write a chapter. Don't worry, I'll write it.
Rev: Cool!
Tech: Just don't go into graphic detail.
Me: I won't.
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