Note: This chapter will be a crossover between Loonatics Unleashed and Star Fox, because who doesn't want to see a crossover between the two? It will feature action and humor in it, so get ready. Also, it will contain a few references down the line, so you might think of something during certain moments in this chapter. This chapter will also contain some Tech x Rev and Duck x Lexi moments. Now, as Ace would say, let's jet!

Chapter 7: Loonatics vs Wolf

Today was a peaceful day for the Loonatics, as there was no crime in Acmetropolis. In fact, the team hadn't gotten a crime alert for the past three weeks. It would seem that there would never be anymore crime, given how the Loonatics took down every baddie they fought. The city depended on them, despite having a police force of its own. However, there were a few men on the force who were instrumental in helping the anthropomorphic superheroes from time to time. The team could still kick ass though, so they didn't need a lot of help from the cops. But a little extra help didn't hurt, so they didn't mind.

In the Loonatics' HQ, the team was listening to Duck going off on another rant. However, this rant was for a good reason.

"There hasn't been a single bad guy for a while," Duck said, "I think it's boring and I highly doubt that you guys aren't bored!"

"We know, Duck," Ace spoke, "but my guess is that the citizens have been taking drastic measures to prevent someone getting powers and becoming another supervillain."

"That just sucks!" Duck complained, "I mean, fighting some idiot who wants to destroy the world would be better than just hanging around here!"

"Problem is," Lexi spoke, "the people don't need us as much as they used to."

"No doubt that they are taking a page out of our book." Tech said.

Slam grunted in agreement.

"I-can't-wait-to-battle-another-villain-either-Duck!" Rev said, "It-is-kind-of-boring-that-we-always-have-to-wait-for-a-crime-alert-so-that-we-can-fight-another-bad-guy! All-I-want-to-do-is-to-spread-my-wings-and-fly-away!"

"Just because there's a lack of crime," Ace said, "doesn't mean that we are out of a job."

"There would be more crime if I were the leader." Duck said.

Slam groaned in annoyance.

"I'm with you Slam." Lexi said.

"Honestly, Doc," Ace said, "you would have the most enemies if you were the leader."

"You don't say." Duck said, already dreading such a thing.

"C'mon Ace, at least let him have a worthy opponent." Lexi said.

"He'll have one when the moment presents itself, Sis." Ace said.

"Even if his enemy is an imbecilic moron like he is." Tech snarked.

"Hey!" Duck said.

All of a sudden, a news report came on.

"This just in," A reporter's voice came out from the TV, "Acmetropolis is under attack!"

"It's about time!" Duck said.

"Let's see what we're dealing with!" Ace said.

"A few minutes ago, a weird spaceship came flying down to the surface!" The reporter said, "When the spaceship opened, a gray wolf wearing armor and some sort of cybernetic eyepatch came out! After that, he began to open fire on the residents!"

The screen then showed several pictures of what the reporter was describing.

"That's who's attacking the city?" Duck couldn't help but laugh, "He doesn't look so tough!"

"But he is attacking innocent people," Ace said, ready to fight the new threat, "Loonatics, let's jet!"


Wolf fired his blaster all throughout the city that he had landed in. He had no idea where he was, all he knew was that this planet was going to become Star Wolf territory. One thing that perplexed him was the creatures on this planet: they didn't look like anything he had seen before. To him, they looked like monkeys, but with less hair and different features. It didn't matter to him anyway, since they were going to live under his rule. Then, he would think about what he wanted to do next.

Maybe I'll have the armies of this planet attack Corneria, Wolf thought, I'll make Fox and his team suffer major humiliation when I get done with them. Then I can do what I want to them. Fox, that buzzard, the old hare, and that annoying amphibian will be begging for mercy when I get done with them!

However, there was one member of the team Wolf nearly forgot about: Krystal.

Panther can have her, Wolf smiled, it's just Fox and the other four I want. Krystal can stay with us, but we'll have to do something to make sure she obeys us. Leon might have a shock collar with him, so maybe we can put one on that girl. If she tries to defy us, we will administer a few bolts of electricity to her. Panther might use it when she tries to fight him off. When she tries to leave, I will make it clear that we own her. She'll be so subservient that she won't say no to any of us with the threat of a few volts being held under her neck.

All of a sudden, six specimens came flying down towards Wolf. Like the creatures he saw before, the lupine mercenary was quizzical about them. The six creatures he saw were a yellow rabbit, a pink rabbit, a duck, a green coyote, a purple Tasmanian devil, and a red roadrunner.

"Who the hell are you?" Wolf asked.

"We're the Loonatics and you're attacking our planet, buddy!" Ace said.

Wolf burst out laughing "The Loonatics?! That's the worst name for an army I ever heard!"

"You won't be laughing when we put you behind bars!" Lexi said.

"Oh?" Wolf chuckled, "And what makes you say that?"

"Because we're the heroes and you're the villain!" Duck said.

"And you're just a pathetic joke!" The lupine spat towards the waterfowl.

"I know what you are, but what am I?" Duck mocked.

"Enough talk!" Wolf said.

"Agreed," Ace said, "let's take care of this!"

Ace fired his laser vision at Wolf, but the lupine dodged it. After that, the two partook in a fistfight. No matter how many times Ace threw a punch, Wolf managed to move out of the way. Tiring of the scuffle, Wolf caught Ace's fists and threw the rabbit aside.

"Get him guys!" Ace yelled.

Lexi fired her Brain Blast at Wolf, which threw him off his balance. Now that he was down, Wolf was unable to move before Tech used his magnekinesis to build a cage around him. Rev then used his super speed to lower some parts of the makeshift cage.

"Ace-we-got-him!" The roadrunner said excitedly.

"Good job guys," Ace said as he got up, "now let's take him to jail."

"Oh?" Wolf snorted, "Put me in jail, huh?"

Slam grunted in satisfaction.

"That's right." Lexi said.

"You're-heading-to-the-big-house-jail-as-most-people-say-so-you-aren't-leaving-Acmetropolis." Rev said.

All of a sudden, Wolf grabbed Rev by his throat.

"Hey-let-me-go!" Rev said in annoyance.

"Don't be sore," Wolf said as he licked his lips, "I just want a good piece of poultry."

"What-big-mouth-you-have?" Rev said, visibly afraid.

"Let go of him, you creep!" Tech angrily said.

"Okay." Wolf said before throwing Rev towards the team, allowing Tech to catch him.

"You okay Rev?" The green coyote asked.

Rev kissed him and said "I-am-now-Mr.-Emerald! No-need-to-worry-about-this-little-bird!"

"Okay, now let's take the Big Bad Wolf to jail!" Ace said.

"Yeah, but let's show this dog the wrath of Danger Duck first!" Duck said as he was starting to form some of his eggs.

"My, you have a big ego." Wolf said, "But can you back it up?"

"What do you mean by that?" The egocentric mallard asked.

Wolf maneuvered himself out of the makeshift cage and jumped at Duck, with the mallard barely dodging in time. The lupine managed to scratch his leg, but that didn't bother him. In fact, the mallard charged up some more of his eggs and threw them at Wolf. However, Wolf jumped out of the way.

"Yo, Lex!" Duck said, "You think that you can take him?!"

"One of us has got to subdue him!" Lexi said as she charged towards Wolf

"Think you can fight me?" Wolf sneered, "Well, come on then!"

Lexi threw a punch at Wolf, which hit the lupine right in the face. Before she could throw another punch, Wolf moved out of the way. In response to that, Lexi sweep kicked him. However, the lupine got back up and jumped at her. The two continued to trade punches and kicks, with Wolf being on the receiving end. All of a sudden, Wolf grabbed her by the arm and smacked her across the face. He then got her in a headlock, his grip tight enough to lightly choke her.

"Lex!" Ace shouted.

Slam growled at Wolf.

"Let her go!" Duck said as he began to charge up some more eggs.

"If any of you approach me, the girl dies." Wolf said as he took out his blaster and placed it near Lexi's head, "If you don't approach me, the girl dies. And, if any of you think of calling Star Fox, the girl dies."

"That's what you think, pal!" Lexi said as she punched Wolf in the groin, causing him to drop his blaster and loosen his grip on her.

"Way to tell him, Lexi!" Duck said as he threw eggs at Wolf, blinding the ruthless mercenary.

"That's what you get for terrorizing innocent people!" Ace said as the Loonatics rushed towards him.

"Hit the road, Jack!" Tech said as he punched Wolf in the face.

"My name is Wolf O'Donnell , you technicolor freak!" Wolf said as he kicked Tech in the face.

Wolf then grabbed Lexi, placing her over his shoulder.

"Put me down, you creep!" The pink rabbit yelled.

"I don't think so, blondie." Wolf said, "In fact, I'm taking you with me when I go back to the Lylat System."

Duck quacked in front of Wolf "That's where you're wrong! Let go of my girl!"

The other Loonatics looked surprised.

"You're a regular pain, you know that?" Wolf said to the mallard.

"I'm just that way, sometimes!" Duck said as his palms started to glow, "Now let go of the rabbit or face the wrath of Danger Duck!"

Wolf snorted "If you want her, you can have her!"

He threw Lexi towards Duck, allowing the mallard to catch the pink rabbit.

"Thanks Duck!" Lexi said.

"All in a day's work!" The mallard said as he kissed her, causing the bunny to blush.

"Let's finish this guys!" Ace said as he engaged Wolf in another fistfight.

"Slam old buddy," Duck said, "you think that we could combine our attacks?"

Slam nodded, liking the idea.

"Move over, Ace!" Duck called as Slam began to create a tornado.

As soon as Slam finished creating a tornado, Duck put several eggs inside it. When he was done, they launched the egg-filled tornado towards their lupine foe.

"Wolf O'Donnell, meet Crossfire Hurricane!" Duck said as the hybrid attack moved towards the mercenary.

Wolf didn't have enough time to run, as the attack sent him flying near his wolfen. Before he could escape, the Loonatics surrounded him.

"Ready to be locked in a jail cell, dog?" Lexi asked.

"Fuck you, I'm getting out of here!" Wolf said as he climbed inside his ship.

"Can't let you do that, Wolfie Boy." Tech said as he tried to enter the cockpit, intent on beating up the Lylatian criminal.

Wolf pushed the coyote off of his ship before he started to take off and shouted "If any of you come after me, I'll kill you all!"

"Coward!" Duck screamed as the mercenary took off.

"Don't worry Duck, we'll get him next time." Lexi said as she placed her hand on his shoulder.

"As ever Lexi," The mallard sighed, "you're one of the few people in this world who I love."

Lexi laughed before kissing Duck on his beak.

"Let's go home." Ace said, satisfied that Wolf had finally left.


Flying through space, Wolf couldn't help but be angry. Not only was he usually hounded by the Cornerian Army and Star Fox, but he was beaten up by a couple of critters who he could've stomped. To be fair, they had superpowers, so he was at a disadvantage. Still, he could have just used his blaster to take them down.

"Damn superhero freaks!" Wolf growled.

The alarm in the wolfen went off.

"What now?" Wolf asked.

"That you, Wolf?" A familiar voice asked.

"Fox." The lupine dryly stated.

"Don't forget about me!" Falco's voice rang out.

"Guess who!" Slippy said.

"We're taking you down, Wolf!" Krystal yelled.

"And that's a fact!" Peppy said.

Wolf sighed in irritation "Definitely not my day!"

Note: No Wolf, it is absolutely NOT your day! What did you guys think, was this an interesting crossover or was it bland? Let me know what you think.

Wolf: Why are you doing this to me?

Fara: You are villainous, after all.

Krystal: Indeed, you need to do something hospitable.

Fara: Says the girl who certain people hate for bizarre reasons.

Krystal: Hey!

Wolf: Ugh, I don't need this right now! (walks off)

Ace: Is he always so bitter?

Lexi: He IS Fox McCloud's rival, after all!

Krystal: Also a major jerk.

Fara: And a creep.

Me: I'm sure Wolf has a heart of gold, he just doesn't want to show it.

Until next time guys, peace!