Authors Notes: Hi people, it's been a while, but here it is! The last installment! Chapter 3 has come to you for your reading pleasure! Blessed be!
Chapter 3
-Shit. Damn. Shit. Damn..….
-Fuck!
Damn is it hard to be celibate! 3 weeks and 2 days. 23 days with no Shuichi, no sex, and worst of all, no Shuichi. No, worst of all no sex.
Eiri looked again at the picture of them that Shu had insisted on framing. He also looked at the clock. 2:08 a.m. Still awake. Maybe I could just… well why not? No one will know the difference and then I'll just wash it…and it's not really cheating…
Frustrated, Eiri jumped out of bed and went to his closet. From there he took out an old box way in the back on the top shelf where he knew Shun couldn't see it. God, I haven't opened this box in a long, long time. He opened the box and paused a moment for a brief smirk. Not a fuck buddy…
-A fuck bunny!
SOMETIME IN THE NEXT HOUR:
In the very deep recesses of his mind he realized that he heard the door open and that oh so famous voice. However, he was too far-gone to really pay it much attention.
-Eiri! Surprise! We had a concert right here in Tokyo and it just ended! K-san said I could go home tonight, so Hiro gave me a ride, and K-san will come get me in the morning to finish our tour and…
Young little Shindo pranced around the living room happy to be home, if only for a while. He yelled his good news to Eiri during his little dance, but Shu's last words were completely forgotten as he looked into the bedroom at last.
-IS THAT KUMAGORO!
Right at that moment Eiri released and finally registered Shu's recent words, and wide eyes. Amazingly, it was Eiri who flushed a bright, bright red in the semi-dark room.
-Uhh…well, yeah. It's a special… ummm…model…but I…
-OH MY GOD, EIRI!
-Well, Shuichi you see…
-Can I have one too? Please? Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please? Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I…
-YES!
Shocked at his response, Eiri shouted out his answer to Shuichi.
-But not tonight. Now you're mine and I'm gonna suck…
ATTN:
The rest of this chapter has been deleted due to extremely graphic descriptions of man-love from the severely perverted authoress. Actually, she was forced not to write the rest under penalty of death (executioner being a one, Eiri Yuki). However, under her rights, she was allowed to post the rest and hopes that you'll review!
Eiri: (to himself) She thinks she's an author? I knew I should never have gotten that bow down from there. How embarrassing.
Shun: Yay! Kumagoro fuck-bunny, kumagoro fuck-bunny…….
Eiri: Enough already!
Fugisaki: That's sooo sick
Me: Actually, I think that it's really CUTE! And it shows that our Scary Eiri actually has a soft side! (True, that soft side is Kumagoro, but who cares?)
Hiro: If it makes Shun happy.
K: Do you want one too, Fugisaki? I could arrange that. Or perhaps I would make a better replacement?
Fugisaki: Ahhhhhhh! All of the homos! runs away with hands in the air
Me: Please review and read the co-authored Fruits Basket story Four Balls of Yarn by blueyeduv and myself. Blessed be!
