Note: I am not good at making polls, so you can see why I have the question with eight options below it posted. As for this chapter, I initially had no idea what to write. That was until I got an idea: another parody of a classic fairy tale. In this case, the Three Little Pigs. However, it will not feature the usual pigs and wolf, the cast will be different. I've said what I could, so let's go to chapter twenty-eight.

Chapter 28: Three Little Raccoons

Bert Raccoon as Pig #1

Rigby as Pig #2

Ralph Raccoon as Pig #3

Tech E. Coyote as The Big Bad Wolf


Once upon a time, there were three raccoons who lived in the woods. These three lived in their own house. The first raccoon lived in a house made of straw. As for the second one, he lived in a house made of wood. Finally, the third raccoon lived in a brick house. It would seem that they would live in peace forever. That was until that fateful day.

One day, a brown coyote walked through the woods, looking for something to eat. He heard that raccoons were especially tasty, so he figured that one would do. The problem was, he had a hard time finding one of the ring-tailed creatures. Every time he was near a raccoon, he or she would run away. He would have a hard time finding a raccoon. That was until he saw a house made of straw. Without hesitation, he knocked on the door.

"Let me in, little raccoon!" The Coyote shouted.

"No way!" The First Raccoon yelled.

"Then it looks like you'll need a better house!" The Coyote stated.

Without warning, the Coyote blew a massive gust of his breath at the house made of straw. This destroyed the house, leaving the First Raccoon vulnerable to the Coyote. Panicking, he ran away with the predator hot on his tail. However, the ring-tailed critter went into the wood house, where the Second Raccoon was at. The Coyote then knocked on the door, intent on catching his prey.

"Come on out, you ring-tailed treats!" He yelled.

"Never!" The First Raccoon shouted.

"You'll never take us alive, man!" The Second Raccoon yelled.

"Then I'll blow this house down as well!" The Coyote screamed.

The Coyote then unleashed another massive gust of his breath. Like with the house made of straw, this blew down the house made of wood. Now that they were exposed, the First and Second Raccoons ran away. They entered the brick house, which was the home of the Third Raccoon. However, this did not stop the Coyote, who was already on his way over to the house. He knocked on the door, like how he did before.

"I know you're in there, food!" The Coyote shouted.

"So what?!" The First Raccoon yelled.

"We're in a brick house!" The Second Raccoon screamed.

"And you can't destroy a brick house!" The Third Raccoon taunted.

"We'll see about that!" The Coyote yelled.

The predator tried to blow down the brick house, but it was still up. The house was stronger than the two previous ones. The Coyote was surprised, knowing that he had been outsmarted. However, he had another idea.

"If I can't blow your house down," the Coyote surmised, "then I'll go down the chimney!"

"Try it!" The Second Raccoon taunted.

The Coyote then climbed up the chimney and jumped down it. Unbeknownst to him, there was a stew pot full of water waiting for him. With no time to get away from it, the predator fell straight into the pot. After that, the First Raccoon put the lid on the pot, sealing the Coyote's fate. The hunter had become the hunted.

When the Coyote was dead, the Three Raccoons decided to live together in the brick house. By living there, they were safe from other dangers in the woods. They never encountered another Coyote again, nor would they ever encounter another predator.

Note: I know, this was a very short chapter, but it's a classic fairy tale with a different cast.

Tech: Why was I the villain again?

Me: I didn't want to use Wolf again.

Wolf: I want to damage you.

Me: Come now, Wolf, don't be such a poor sport!

Tech: Agreed.

Wolf: I hope the next chapter I'm in features me kicking someone's ass.

Okay, that's the end. What did you guys think about this chapter? Let me know when you leave a review or give a constructive criticism. Until next time guys, peace!