Yah…. Um… well everything I really want to say is in the summary, but READ ON DUDES! LOL
Donna comes walking over to Eric's house, opened the door, and sees Red is standing in the middle of the kitchen, "Hi Red!"
Red stared at Donna, "It's Mr. Foreman…. And why are you here? You and all your other idiot friends are always here… you all eat my food, get high in the basement…"
Donna interrupted Red, "Um… only the guys and Jackie does that…I'm a good girl!"
Kitty walks in and greets Donna, "Hello Donna! Eric and the rest of your little gang is in the basement! Okay!
Donna rolled her eyes, "Mrs. Foreman, do you have anymore of your cookies?"
Red cursed, "This is what I was just talking about a few seconds ago!"
Kitty smiled, "Oh Red, don't be so mean to the poor girl!" She turned to Donna, "There is a fresh new batch in the oven and there is some down in the basement."
Donna's eyes got huge, "Shit! I better go before they are all gone!"
Kitty laughed, "That's impossible! There is 3 dozen cookies there!"
Donna looked at Kitty, "Um… Mrs. Foreman, your forgetting that everyone is there, and that we all love your cookies!"
Kitty's smile turned to a frown, "Oh my god Red! They are gonna eat all of the cookies! I don't want my baby getting sick!"
Kitty ran down the stairs and her jaw dropped when she saw the big plate with one cookie left, "How the hell did you eat that many cookies in ten minutes?"
They all looked at Fez, "Um… he did it."
Fez looked around at them, " Every one had one… except that I had the rest..." He smiled, "But I saved one for you!"
Donna leaped for Fez, "I'm gonna kick your ass! But at least thanks for saving me at least one!"
Kitty watched Red coming down the stairs, "The foreign kid ate all the cookies!"
Red smiled, "Did he at least save one for Donna?"
"Yes Red! But he ate ALL of the cookies! The damn foreign kid ate almost 3 dozen cookies! I'm sorry, I can't look at him!"
Red looked at Fez, "Do me a favor… don't puke on anything. Or else you'll find my foot up your ass 3 dozen times!"
Donna watched Red go up the stairs after Kitty, "Where the hell is my cookie?"
Kelso looked up at Donna, "You never said if you wanted it or not!"
"You are the biggest asshole ever!" Donna punched Kelso and Fez, "Next time, I'm going to eat all of the cookies!"
Eric moved over so that Donna could sit down, "Here you can have mine, I didn't want it!"
They all gasped, "But Eric… everyone loves Mrs. Foreman's delicious cookies!
Eric sighed, "I have been eating these cookies all my life! Enough about the cookies…. Lets just do what we always do on a daily basis."
They all got in a circle and got high, "Yep… this is life! Hey Fez, are them cookies taking a toll on you yet?"
Fez laughed, "I never ate the cookies! I stuck over half of them into my backpack and ate the other half!"
Hyde looked at Fez, "But man… we saw you shoving them all onto your face!"
Jackie looked at Hyde, "Ha ha ha that sounds wrong!"
Donna laughed, "Yah… We saw you SHOVING them all INTO YOUR FACE! That's funny."
Eric looked at Hyde, "Shoving what?"
Hyde stared back at Eric, "Shoving what?"
Eric looked confused, "What?"
Jackie looked between Hyde and Eric, "Whoa… what were we just talking about… oh wait a minute… Me!"
Everyone pinched Jackie, "Shut up!"
Yep…. It was short and stoopid… but I love it…. Well… not really.
