Note: This chapter will be really weird. I don't blame any of you if you don't buy much of what goes on. However, you might laugh at some parts of this chapter, or at least I think you might laugh. Okay, let's bring chapter thirty-eight out.

Chapter 38: Bizarre Dream

Lexi Bunny had gotten ready for a night's rest. It had been a long day, what with the Loonatics fighting a villain. While they were used to fighting crime, the team felt like it was wearing them down. They needed a break every so often. In fact, they were going to go hiking next week. But for now, they were heroes, and Lexi was one of them. As the rabbit fell asleep, she found herself having an odd dream.


"Good morning class!" A voice rang out.

Lexi opened her eyes and saw that she was in an old-fashioned classroom. In front of the class was a human man with brown hair wearing glasses, a white shirt, jean pants, and shoes. The rabbit was bewildered, having never seen this man before.

"I'm your teacher, Hank Hill," the man introduced himself, "and our lesson for today is learning how to sell propane and propane accessories!"

"Sounds like fun!" Lexi looked around and saw that her classmates were the same man, but they were wearing a blue cap.

"Excuse me, Mr. Hill, but can I -?" Lexi spoke before looking at the front of the classroom. Much to her surprise, the man was gone. In addition, her classmates had vanished as well.

"Where did everybody go?" The rabbit said to herself. Unbeknownst to her, the scenery was changing from a classroom to the middle of the forest. Closing her eyes and shaking her head, Lexi saw that she was at a picnic table in the middle of the woods, surrounded by a fennec fox, a pink cat, and a blue fox, all female like her. The three strangers were around a stew pot, with the cat holding a spoon near Lexi's mouth.

"Come on, hon, eat some soup!" The cat told her.

"Wait! I-" Lexi tried to speak before being cut off.

"Eat it NOW!" The cobalt vixen snarled as her eyes turned red and her hair stood up with a dark aura around her.

"Katt worked on it for hours, you ingrate!" The fennec screamed, also having red eyes and dark aura around her.

"Eat the soup!" The cat shrieked, having the same attributes as her friends.

"Okay, I'll eat it!" Lexi cried, sticking the spoon in her mouth. After eating the soup that was on the spoon, the rabbit saw that she was now at HQ with the fennec, cat, and vixen around her. Much to her surprise, their eyes had turned into small mouthes that were whispering rapidly.

"Weird." Lexi said, looking around the room. While she looking, the fennec, cat, and fox flew out of the room, exiting through the elevator.

"I was kinda hoping that we could talk." The rabbit said to herself. She was unaware of the huge eyes staring at her. Without warning, the roof was ripped off of the building, revealing who the eyes belonged to: Bugs and Lola Bunny. The two iconic rabbits were the size of the tower itself.

"Check out that ugly bug!" Bugs said.

"Let's kill it!" Lola cried, bringing her hand down near Lexi.

"Shit!" Lexi cried as she ran out of the room, entering a dark room. However, the rabbit felt something beneath her feet. This something felt leathery, almost like skin. Looking down, she saw that she was standing on someone's hand. The hand suspended her in the air, leaving the ground hundreds of feet below her. In addition, Lexi could see that the hand belonged to a massive raccoon wearing a sweater.

"What the hell?!" The rabbit cried.

"Ralph!" The raccoon shouted, "Melissa, come see my new pet!"

Two more raccoons came towards their friend. The first one was a boy wearing a white scarf while the second one was a girl with blue eyes wearing a pink tank top.

"How cute!" The female gushed.

"Where should we pet her?" The smaller male asked.

"Let's try her feet!" The tallest said.

Lexi gulped as she looked down, only to find that her feet were larger than even her. The three raccoons looked down at her, their hands ready to pet and touch her. Thinking that it was the last thing that she would do, the rabbit hopped out of the tallest raccoon's hand, running towards a mouse hole. However, the three larger entities were immediately on her tail.

"Don't think that you can run away from us, cutie!" Melissa shouted.

"We're gonna tickle you until you pee!" The tallest raccoon said.

"Hopefully, she's housebroken." Ralph said.

Fearing what they could do to her, Lexi ran into the mouse hole, which closed up behind her. Once she was alone, the rabbit's feet went back to normal.

"Where the hell am I?" She sighed.

"Lexi?" A familiar voice rang out.

"Duck?" The rabbit asked.

All of a sudden, Lexi found herself in Duck's eye.

"Where are you, girl?" The mallard spoke, "I can see you, but I can't feel you, or anything like that!"

"Hold on, I'm sure that you can touch me in a second!" Lexi said.

"Lexi," Duck said, "I don't feel so good! I think I'm gonna -!"

Duck exploded into confetti, leaving Lexi on a stage with a red curtain behind her.

"Confetti?" The rabbit asked in annoyance, "If today is my birthday, where's the cake?"

"It's the wrong place to ask for cake, ma'am." A boy wearing a ski cap on his head stuck his head out of the curtain.

"Buttered toast!" A boy with a unibrow stuck his head out.

"If you got an idea for a scam, call us anytime!" A boy who was somewhat bald stuck his head out.

"Because we're Ed, Edd, N' Eddy!" The trio said in unison, opening the curtain to reveal that they were three heads on the same body.

"I'm outta here!" Lexi cried as she ran off of the stage.

"This story's not over yet!" The trio shouted.

Lexi ignored them, running out of the theater with little hesitation. Now that she was in the city, she ran down the street, not knowing what would happen next. The rabbit came across a foot massage kiosk, where she saw the cobalt vixen from earlier in the dream, a raccoon with a ponytail, and a white poodle. The kiosk was being managed by a preteen girl with glasses and short hair.

"Excuse me Miss, are you in need of a foot massage?" The girl asked in an oddly deep voice.

Why does everyone want to touch my feet? Lexi thought to herself and said, "No, but thanks for asking."

"Need a taxi?" A masculine voice asked.

Turning her head, Lexi saw that the voice belonged to a young man with blonde hair. He was also wearing a pink bodysuit with blue ladybugs on it. The man was standing next to a taxi cab that had one door open.

"Sure." Lexi said as she entered the cab. However, it then turned into a massive spaceship when the young man entered it. They then flew off into outer space.

"I was born on Earth," the young man said, "but I caught the eye of a team of mercenaries from space."

"Interesting," Lexi said, "but where are we going?"

"To our Headquarters." He answered.

The ship that they were in entered a much larger ship. The moment Lexi and the young man got out, they were greeted by an orange fox.

"What's up Giorno?" The fox asked.

"I've got a new recruit with us." The young man, named Giorno, said.

"Well, come on in!" The vulpine said in a friendly tone as he opened a door. The door lead to a room where five more people were. These people were as follows: a young man with black hair wearing a pink jacket over a black t-shirt and jean pants, a teal and white cat, a bird that looked like a pheasant, the fennec that Lexi saw earlier, and Hank Hill.

"Who are you guys?" Lexi asked.

"The Galactic Warriors." The fox answered, "My name is Fox McCloud."

"Giorno Giovanna." Giorno introduced.

"Steven Universe." The dark haired boy said.

"Avocato." The cat introduced.

"Falco Lombardi, babe." The bird said.

"Fara Phoenix," the fennec gestured towards Hank, "and this is Hank Hill."

"Let's huff propane." Hank pulled out a propane tank.

Before anyone could do so, an alarm started blaring.

"What is it?!" Fox cried.

"There's a giant beast that will destroy our ship if we get careless!" Fara cried.

"What are we waiting for?!" Hank spoke, "Let's kick this monster's ass!"

When the ship came into contact with the space monster, everyone (including Lexi) was ready to fight it. Upon entering the ship's docks, Hank handed Fox a device that was being powered by a propane tank.

"We're gonna need a heroic sacrifice to kill this beast!" Avocato said.

"I'm on it!" Fox said as he jumped out of the ship's docks.

"What?!" Lexi was shocked. She was too late to stop Fox, as he jumped into the creature's mouth. Without warning, the creature burst into flames and exploded.

"That's a clean-burning sacrifice, I tell you what!" Hank said before laughing sinisterly.

Lexi was horrified, seeing as no one was batting an eye for what Fox did.

"This is crazy!" She screamed, "I want to go home! I don't want to do this, I just want to wake up!"

"Lexi, are you okay?" Ace's voice rang in her ears.

Opening her eyes, Lexi saw the other Loonatics standing around her. However, she was now in a hospital room instead of her room.

"Am I still dreaming?" She asked.

"No," Duck said, "but you're sick."

"You had a fever when Ace came to see you, so we called the hospital." Tech said.

"And-the-doctor-said-that-you'll-be-out-in-a-few-days!" Rev stated.

Slam grumbled.

"I'm so glad to be awake." Lexi said, "The dream that I had was so weird."

"Might be a side effect of your fever." Tech suggested.

"But we're glad you're okay." Ace said.

"Especially me!" Duck said.

A knock came on the door, which prompted Rev to open it.

"She's-awake-doctor!" The roadrunner excitedly said, "She's-awake!"

"That's part of the reason I'm coming in." A feminine voice said.

Lexi's eyes widened, knowing who the voice belonged to. A fennec fox came into the room, holding a stethoscope.

"Dr. Fara Phoenix at your service." The fennec introduced.

Without warning, Lexi fainted, which concerned everyone.

"Was it something I said?" Dr. Phoenix asked.

The other Loonatics shrugged.

Note: While some moments in this chapter might not be funny, at least it was bizarre. This one was a bit of a doozy to write, but I had fun while writing it. Guest characters in order of appearance: Hank Hill, Fara Phoenix, Katt Monroe, Krystal, Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Bert Raccoon, Ralph Raccoon, Melissa Raccoon, Ed, Edd, N' Eddy, Lisa Raccoon, Fay Spaniel, Tina Belcher, Giorno Giovanna, Fox McCloud, Steven Universe, Avocato, and Falco Lombardi. This is my first time using characters from King of the Hill, Final Space and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, so Giorno and Avocato appeared last in Lexi's dream while Hank appeared in both the beginning and the end. I couldn't even decide who I wanted to feature as a doctor in the end, so I chose Fara. What did you guys think about this chapter? Let me know when you leave a review or give a constructive criticism. Until next time guys, peace!