Mary Sue's Lament
Just because I'm perfect doesn't mean I'm just like you
Just because I you know, save the world and stuff
And of course, looks gorgeous and all
Just because guys can't walk past me without yelling "Whoa! Buff!"
Don't get jealous, my life is really quite hard
All my evil relations messing up my life
I break my nails so much
And yell poetic things like "I lead a life o' strife!"
Just because the rules don't apply to me
Or indeed, my fabulous body
Doesn't mean I'm stuck up or bad
My birth marks actually make me sad
I'm not a slag or a tart
I'm just a lonely foreign girl who wants to have friends
So lets put this behind us
After all, I need to go kick Voldemorts ass in two seconds, so I've got to get into my cat suit…
