Mary Sue's Lament

Just because I'm perfect doesn't mean I'm just like you

Just because I you know, save the world and stuff

And of course, looks gorgeous and all

Just because guys can't walk past me without yelling "Whoa! Buff!"

Don't get jealous, my life is really quite hard

All my evil relations messing up my life

I break my nails so much

And yell poetic things like "I lead a life o' strife!"

Just because the rules don't apply to me

Or indeed, my fabulous body

Doesn't mean I'm stuck up or bad

My birth marks actually make me sad

I'm not a slag or a tart

I'm just a lonely foreign girl who wants to have friends

So lets put this behind us

After all, I need to go kick Voldemorts ass in two seconds, so I've got to get into my cat suit…