Prologue: The Vestibule


Inside a church, Two people were being judged by the leaders of Witches and Sages, for they had done something that was forbidden "In your wickedness, You have broken the ancient commandments, and crafted a bond with one of the lights! Our laws are clear. They demand that you'd be eternally imprisoned. As for the impure child, She must be kept from the dark arts, forever!" The woman said as the couple were separated with the baby girl being pulled alongside her mother.


"Long since erased from the records of time, there once existed two European clans who served as overseers of history for the powers that be: The Umbra Witches, Dwellers of the Darkness, And Lumen Sages, Controllers of the light. The clans paid each other great respect, and their efforts to maintain the balance between them, defended the just passage of time. Yet, one day. That balance was toppled." The narrator paused as a dragon-like creature blew up a piece of a clock tower that two witches were on until one of them fell on to another piece of debris.

"The once harmonious clans fell into disagreements and stoked the flames of hatred against each other, resulting in an era of strife. The conflict between the Umbra and Lumen threw all of Europe into a chaotic loop of battles, Ambush, Assassination, and Casuiltes. It was truly a gruesome war. Despite the tremendous radiance of god shining upon them, The Lumen Sages were gradually weakened by the assault of the secretive witches. Years after the balance was lost, the war ended in the Umbra Witches favor." The narrator said as the Two witches were fighting against winged white creatures and continued to hold out.

"Their victory was short lived. Fearing the witches' dark abilities, Humans began to condemn the remaining Umbra. They launched the witch hunts, rounding up the battle wary witches with little resistance, and subjugating those who wished to continue the struggle." The Witch was battling a giant dragon-like creature with her guns and continued the assault.

"Human faith in the miracles of their god pushed the witch hunts further and soon the Umbra Witches, Keepers of the Darkness, Were extinguished from the earth. All but one." The witch saw her allies and they were able to keep on the good fight until the Dragon destroyed the platform they were on and suddenly the two of them were free falling.

"Jeanne!" One of them called out.

"I'm okay!" The witch in red replied as the two of them were on each other's back.

"Let's go! Just stay close to me!" The witch said as they all skydive to the ground while battling the white creatures.


Inside an Aircraft, Men in white robes were whispering prayers and then they all pulled out knives and proceeded to stab themselves and transformed into the same White Creatures from before while two teenager and a woman in red watched it all from the shadows.


In a graveyard, the rain was pouring on the site as someone decided to pee on one of the tombstones "It looks like Humpty Dumpty's taken his last fall." The fat man said as he zips up his pants and turns around to look at the coffin.

"Even Eggman the destroyer gets scrambled in the end, Right?" The man continued as he took a smoke on a sigurrete.

"You know, I still don't get why the hell you drag me out for these things. I just drop off the merchandise." The man stated as The nun, and a young Priest & Priestess, continued to pray and ignore what he was saying.

"Hey, bet you can't guess what today is?" The fat man asked as the nun and the other two continued to pray.

"Readin' the good lord's book ain't gonna do much. People been waiting for this asshole to get whacked for ages." The fat man said as he spit on the coffin.

"Hell, Look around. There's no love lost for old Humpty Dumpty." The man said as he took another smoke.

"But you gotta keep the suit happy. We don't take care of him, they take care of us, and I prefer to have my shoes made of rubber, not concrete." The fat man said as he took a seat on one of the tombstones.

"But hey, it's that kind of town. Without good hearted souls like us to put these bastards six feet under, Where'd society be? Course, the pay's not bad either." The fat man stated but saw that the nun and the other two continued to pray.

"Jessus, you three get into this shit, dontcha? If it were me, I'd be praying he ends up barbecue… Or at least sunny side up!" The fat man started to laugh a little as the three continued to pray.

"You three can keep praying, but the only way this guy's meeting the lord is if god's hungry for breakfast!" The fat man laughed again but then sighed.

"Speaking of hungry, are we done here? My kids are baking me a birthday cake tonight. Cute little fuckers, I tell ya what ..." The fat man mused as he kissed his sigurete.

"Well then, Adios!" The fat man said as he threw his sig on the coffin and walked away but as he does, he hears angelic music and sees a bright light through the rain.

"What the fuck!? They're here!? For this douchebag!?" The fat man said as he groveled to the ground.

"I hate this damn light! I can't see a thing!" The fat man complained as he accidentally knocked down a tombstone.

"But they're there… Ain't they!? You three hearin' me?! You can see them, can't you!?" The fat man asked the three.

"We see them. They are instruments of god. Descending upon his heavenly rays to earth." The nun said with a british accent as the fat man looked at her and the other two with surprise.

"Oh… My… God…" The fat man said as the young priest and priestess along with the nun.

"Dear Lord, Grant us guidance and keep safe the souls of our love ones for all eternity." The young priestess said as she and the other two created a magic circle and jumped gracefully into them, turning the fat man into a seeable silhouette and the white creatures became more visible.

They were humanoid birds with white robes with blue accents and they were carrying a long golden staff that had a circular, spiked headpiece at its top. They were known as the Angels, Affinity.

As the nun and the other two reached the angels, They grabbed each of them by the neck and started to fight them, and even pick them off one by one, the nun grabbed two by the neck and rode down to the ground while riding an angel and sending the other two crashing into two tombstones and as the three landed on the ground, angels fell around them but the Affinity was still coming.

"You look tired. Let us tuck you in." The nun said as she and the other two continued to fight the angels but as they do the fat man was running and trying to find cover.

"Ah shit! C'mon! It's my frickin' Birthday!" The fat man complained as he continued to run for cover but due to The nun and the other two beating up the angels in another plain and knocking down tombstones one after another, he didn't find that much cover.

"Mother of mary!" The fat man said as he was backed up to a tombstone and was practically grovelling and clasped his hands together.

"I didn't mean that Humpty Dumpty shit, I swear!" The fat man pleaded as the angels were about to check the coffin but a black man with strange tattoos pops out causing the angels to back away.

The man was wearing a long light brown leather overall coat with lifted collar with black fur coating on the inside, the sleeves rolled up to his elbows revealing the same black fur coating on the inside, and a similar set of light brown leather pants, with a pair of black boots with untied laces and a red scarf completing the ensemble. He also wears a light grey, diamond patterned shirt.

"Next time you wanna lay your hands on me, You better make sure I'm dead." The man said as the lid from the coffin fell on his head and broke in two "Now move out the way." The man said to the angels as they backed away from him "Go!" The man roared as the angels feeled the wave of dark magic emulating from him.

"Ro-Ro-Rodin?" The fat man asked as Rodin saw him hiding behind a tombstone while putting a cigar in his mouth.

"If it ain't my good buddy, Enzo. How bout you get out of here?" Rodin advise as his thumb created a purple fire and lit the cigar up with smoke "You die, and i'm gonna have to go back to that hole chasin' after the money you owe me." Rodin said as Enzo crawled back behind the tombstone.

Over with Nun and the other two, They were still fighting the Angels with the girl with magenta hair grabbing an angel from the back and pushing it to make the other angels in front of it to Jump over each other and the angel at the end Jumped over a tombstone.

"I think you naughty angels deserve a good spanking!" The girl said as she lifted the line angels and suplexed them with Rodin nodding his head and took out the cigar from his mouth.

"Beautiful." Rodin said as the young man with spiky black hair kicked two angels causing them to drop their weapons and he picked up one of them.

"Normally, I'm not a spear man. But tonight, I'll make an exception." The young man said as he twirled the spear around and stabbed one of the angels but they then tried to stab the boy but he instead dodged but they did rip his clothing. The same thing happened to the girl and the Nun and the three took off their clothing with their hairs extending to create brand new clothing for them.

The boy was wearing a formal black tuxedo suit with a black cape as it's interior is red. On the left part of the tuxedo was a pocket watch type object.

While the girl with the Magenta hair, formed a pink leather jacket-like top exposing her upper arms and middle of the torso, bound by a gold heart like pendant with other colorful pearls in the lining. Grey fabric sticks out at the navel, while magenta lines the jacket. The large collar is pink inside with furry lining. She also wears black short-shorts, a choker, and a pair of black opera gloves with fluffy trim and two maroon bracelets. Her thigh-length stockings were trimmed with fluffy fabric and a pink ribbon, worn with pointed magenta pumps that have a dark pink gem on them.

While the woman had her hair in a beehive-like hairdo with a bang sweeping to the right, and her attire is composed of a skin-tight suit made out of her hair that has a rose design on the abdomen with long white gloves, black and gray heels, thin gold chains, three small belts strapped on each arm, and a pair of gold, cat-shaped earrings. There was also a pocket type object over her bust that contained a red jewel.

The woman looked at Rodin, and he knew what that look on her face meant "Seth, Luna, Bayonetta!" Rodin called the three out as he threw guns to the witches and threw two katanas to the known as Seth, in which they used the same circle to pull the weapons into the same realm they wear in.

"Alright! Now we can kick some ass!" Luna said as she started to shoot the Angles down one by one along with Bayonetta by using dual-wielding pistols.

"Tell me about it! These guys don't stand a chance!" Seth said as he quickly sliced an Angle in half and stabbed one of them and used the second Katana to slice their head off.

"Now, this is cheeky, Throwing us these cheap toys!" Bayonetta said as Seth and Luna were still fighting the Angles.

"Yeah! You could have given us something a little more Badassery to them!" Luna said as she shot an Angle in the head.

"Don't worry about Quality. I've got quantity!" Rodin said as he punched an Angel in the face, sending it through a tombstone and continuing to send Bayonetta and Luna some more guns but an Angel tried to grab it before the two girls did. Luna and Bayonetta weren't worried since the gun somehow latched onto their heels and proceeded to shoot the Angel on the head multiple times.

"You Angels really don't get it, Do you? We're the type of women you don't fuck with!" Luna said as the other angels came after her and Bayonetta by trying to stab them with their spears but the two were able to dodge and Bayonetta grabbed one of the spears and skewer three angels and used the spear as a pole that she used to pole dance on while shooting down the angels at the same time. Luna soon does the same, only Seth had a spear in the ground waiting for Luna.

"The Dance-Pole awaits, My lady~!" Seth said as he puts his swords away and pulls out two guns to shoot the angels with.

"Aw~! Aren't you the sweetest!" Luna said to Seth as she began to pole dance while shooting the angels down at the same time much like Bayonetta. But the three realized they were soon out of ammo when their guns made an empty click sound.

"Guns!" Bayonetta calls out as Rodin sends more guns to Bayonetta, Seth and Luna. but the situation kept repeating, with them running out of Ammo and Rodin sending more guns their way but when he found a Lollipop instead of a gun, Rodin still send it to Bayonetta, in which she still licked and put in her mouth while using the empty guns to slap the angels violently and then shooted their faces.

Soon two angels found themselves holding the same coffin Rodin popped out of "If you're just gonna watch, I'm putting you two to work!" Rodin said as the two Angels looked at each other and Rodin used a spear like a baseball bat and sent the two flying "That was your last call. No more shots from me Bayonetta!" Rodin said as Bayonetta once again started shooting the angels again, With Seth and Luna also shooting the angels while saving their bullets.

"These guys know how to keep things interesting. Right, Seth?" Luna asks as she shoots another angel in the stomach and then in the face.

"Yeah! This is like target practice, and these angels are the targets!" Seth said as him and Luna back-flipped to the top of some tombstones and the two of them along with Bayonetta poses on the tombstones.

"As long there's music, we'll keep on dancing." Bayonetta said as she moaned while Luna stuck her tongue out sexually and the three continued to fight the angels. "Let's see how well they can survive when my swords are out!" Seth exclaimed when he pulled out his katanas and started to slash the angels down.

Luna was still shooting down the flying angels until one of them tried to hurt her "Sorry, But no touching the performer~!" Luna said as she dodged the angels attack and slowed down time "I love Witch Time." Luna said as she shot down the angel that tried to kill her. Suddenly, these pot like angels showed up but they weren't a problem as they were easy to shoot down but soon something big came around and picked up Enzo, who was hiding behind a big Tombstone whimpering.

"Hey! I'm not dead yet!" Enzo shouted but the large Angel continued to carry Enzo out of the graveyard "You can't take me like this!" Enzo complained as the large angel uses him to break down the old bars "It's against regulations, I tell ya!" Enzo yelled as Bayonetta, Seth and Luna went after them and jumped down but ended up crashing onto Enzo's car, damaging it.

"Ahhhh! Damn it! Who did that!? I just bought the damn thing!" Enzo asked as there was an awkward silence around everyone but Bayonetta and her friends regained their composure and faced the angels.

"Haven't figured it out yet!? There's no quarter in this world!" Bayonetta said as she, Seth and Luna began to fight the remaining angels by shooting them and using their magical energy to punch the angels which still kills them and they soon all killed the Bigger Angel by working together.

"I'd say we did a pretty good job. Right guys?" Luna asks.

"Yeah!" Seth agreed.

"Rodin should be paying us for even touching these toys." Bayonetta said as Enzo ran up to his now damaged car.

"You have any idea how much this is going to cost to fix!? How the fuck do i always get wrapped up in this shit!?" Enzo complained as Bayonetta walked to the car and turned it on, sounding like the engine was still intact.

"Mmm, Engine still purrs nicely." Bayonetta said as Seth and Luna sat in the back of the car, kissing each other on the cheeks.

"Ahem!" Bayonetta got Seth and Luna's attention and gave them a look that read "Really?".

"You know that we're a couple, Bayo. So deal with it." Luna said with a devious look on her face.

"Anyways, About that thing you've been looking into for us, Enzo. Let's have a quick chat about it…" Seth looked at Enzo as he and Luna cuddled a little.

"See!? This is why I told you three I was going home! I just got held up in the air by some invisible… Things… And you want an intelligence briefing!? It never stops with you." Enzo complained again, making Luna and Seth to roll their eyes when Rodin showed up.

"You keep bellyachin' like that and you're liable to wake Eggman from the dead. And i don't think either of you would like that." Rodin said as Enzo screamed at the thought of it "Catch you three later, Bayonetta. Something tells me you're going to need a rush on our special projects. Before this shit hits the fan." Rodin said as Bayonetta nodded.

"Wait! Rodin! What about Eggman!?" Enzo asked out of fear as Luna and Seth giggled a bit.

"Such a popular chap. I bet they hate him down there as much as you did when he was up here. We just need to make sure he won't come crawling back when they kick him out." Bayonetta said as she took a seat at the drivers helm as Rodin grabbed a shovel.

"Nothing a flower bed can't fix. Fill 'er up." Rodin said as he gave Enzo the shovel.

"Should we give him 2 minutes or 5?" Luna asks deviously.

"Guys, The man's been through enough tonight." Enzo looked at Seth like he was a saint "We should at least give him ten minutes." Seth said, causing Enzo to scowl in fear.

"You heard the boy. Finish up in ten minutes or you're walking home to your cake and candles." Bayonetta said as she started to rev the engine up a little.

"What!?" Enzo didn't want to be in the graveyard any longer "Don't you leave me here!" Enzo yelled as he went into the catacombs and began to bury the coffin all by himself.


Sometime later, Bayonetta, Seth and Luna went Inside a small apartment and the three changed into their night clothes. With Luna just putting on a black T-shirt that had the title of her favorite band and just wore some panties, While Seth and Bayonetta just had two different colored collar pajamas and wore them. When the three finished changing, they all sat on the couch and turned on the tv "...And the home owners are still trying to get their answers. Coming up, In the small town of vigrid, Everyone is getting ready for a 500 year old festival and…" The newscaster went on and on about the world's affairs that Seth started to fall asleep while Luna slept on shoulder he knew it was late and turned off the tv and carried Luna to his room (Mostly because their apartment only had two bedrooms and Luna & Seth had to share one) While Bayonetta went to sleep in her room.


The next day, Enzo was driving on the highway in his damaged car with Bayonetta and her Lovey dovey roommates "What a day! I'm screwed!" Enzo said when he heard rattling from the door mirror and tried to fix it but it easily snapped off causing him to groan "It's gonna take every cent I earned on this charade to pay for the damage…" Enzo complained as Seth looked at Luna.

"I can't believe I've been doing this with you guys for over two year…" Luna said as she started to reminisce about the time she met Seth and Bayonetta.


Flashback

Luna was walking on the streets since she was trying to look for work but then saw a boy that she noticed was in her class at the Stuyvesant High School and Bayonetta. She followed him and the raven haired woman downed the alleyway and saw them enter a magic circle that took them into a plain that made them invisible and somehow Luna followed them through the magic circle "Luna!?" Seth exclaimed.

"You know her?" Bayonetta asks the young high schoolboy.

"Yeah, We're in the same class. How did you follow us into Purgatorio?" Seth asks.

"I saw you guys go through some portal and I charged in after you." Luna explained as the Angels came and attacked the three "What the hell!? What are these things!?" Luna asks as Seth pulls his Katana and stabs the Angel through the chest.

"You won't believe me but these things are angels." Seth explained as he pulled out a pistol and shooted two other angels down.

"Angels!? Aren't angel's supposed to play harps and stuff!?" Luna asked when one of the angels was about to strike her until a giant green demon hand saved her and Luna noticed the shadow on the wall.

"Are you okay?" The shadow on the wall asks.

Luna was hesitant to answer but she did anyway "Yeah. But Who and what are you?" Luna asks.

"I am Madama Khepri and I am a Demon of Inferno." Madama Khepri explained.

"Well, that answers one of my questions, Now can you help me understand why this is happening!?" Luna said as an Angel tried to strike her from behind but Bayonetta saved her.

"If you want to survive, then you must forge a contract with me." Madama Khepri said.

"What!?" Luna exclaimed as the angels kept coming and were soon overwhelming both Bayonetta and Seth. Seeing that there was no other way to escape this situation, Luna closed her eyes and exhaled "What are the terms of the contract?" Luna asks Madama Khepri.

"The deal is simple. All you have to do is to simply kill the angels everyday and I'll give you my powers to help you fight." Madama Khepri said.

"What's the catch?" Luna asks plainfully and fearfully.

"If you do not slay angels, then me and the other demons of Inferno will drag you down into the underworld with us, forever." Madama Khepri explained but Luna knew she didn't have a choice since Bayonetta and Seth were dealing with too many angels at once.

"I'm ready to fight." Luna said angrily as she saw another pistol that Seth dropped during her conversation with Madama Khepri "Those bastards are going to pay... No one messes with my crush!" Luna exclaimed as she started to shoot the angels behind their faces and kill them off one by one with Madama Khepri's help.

After helping Seth and Bayonetta kill the remaining angels, they all left Purgatorio and took Luna to a bar called The Gates Of Hell.

Inside the bar, Rodin was cleaning the mini glasses when he saw Bayonetta and Seth walked in with Luna "Hmph, Why bring another minor into my bar, Bayonetta?" Rodin asks.

"She made a contract with a demon of Inferno and we need to train her into being an Umbra Witch quickly or we all can be in serious trouble." Seth Explained and gave Rodin the details on what happened.

"I see… Well I might as well give her the knowledge of an Umbra Witch free of charge, but just this once." Rodin said as he put his right hand on Seth's head and put his left hand on Luna's. using his magic, Rodin copies and transfers knowledge of the Umbra Witches from Seth into Luna.

Luna now knew What Bayonetta and Seth were and knew some of the spells Seth and Bayonetta knew "Holy shit. That was hella cool. So I guess i'm now an Umbra witch now." Luna said as she started to strip down her clothes and her hair formed into her new Umbra Witch attire "Oh wow, I have pretty good fashion sense. Now those angels better beware of Luna the teenage witch!" Luna exclaimed as she knew that her normal days were over.

"You're gonna need this." Seth said as he gave Luna a compact mirror like watch "It's called an Umbra Watch. It basically serves as a power moderator. After all, too much of the power could tire you out or worse, it could kill you." Seth said as Luna quickly put it in her pocket and made a note to herself to put it on her person at all times.

End of Flashback


"I tell you what, If i can see the bastards that did this to my car, Fuggetaboutit!" Enzo said when he looked at Bayonetta.

"Enzo. The road? Pay attention, dear." Bayonetta said as she had Enzo focus on the road and not on her so that they don't crash.

Luna broke out of her thoughts and cuddled next to Seth "How can you three be so calm!? You're still getting screwed in all this, too! Of all the lowlife scum in too deep in this town, I've never seen one get wrapped up in a fight with god's messengers." Enzo said as the steering wheel broke off and he quickly put it back to avoid a crash "Dress like a nun, a priest and a priestess too. When you three end up in the afterlife, that's not going to be pretty!" Enzo said.

"We can't help it if we like the little outfits. The toys are nice too." Bayonetta said as she licked the red lollipop again.

"20 years ago, you woke up stuck in a casket at the bottom of a lake. All you can remember is that you're a witch. I know that Seth was born into this shit, and Luna was forced to do it. But now the three of you are stuck, because you've gotta sacrifice our halo-wearing friends everyday or they'll drag your asses back down to hell. I know that I got screwed, but being forced to slap around the divine for a livin'? That's really getting screwed!" Enzo recapped everything the three already knew.

"If we needed a biographer, you wouldn't be our first choice." Seth said as Luna started to fall asleep on his shoulder.

"He's right, you know. We see to the funeral, you get us information we asked for. That was our deal." Bayonetta said as Enzo laughed a little.

"Come on now! Look at my poor car! I'm working for free after this. At least let me get a drink at Rodin's before you start drilling info i got is good. It's gonna get you close to finding the other stone in the pair, and figuring out some of that lost past of yours. I swear." Enzo said as Bayonetta had a flash of herself somewhere and held someone in her hands and even remembered herself being in the casket but then heard Enzo laugh, pulling Bayonetta out of her thoughts.

"After jewels instead of cash! Just like a girl!" Enzo laughed until Bayonetta grabbed Enzo by the collar "Jesus! Can't you take a joke!?" Enzo exclaimed when Luna saw and took out a small device from Enzo's coat.

"Enzo… Someone's given you a present. Too bad, though. Me and Bayo can't stand bugs." Luna said as she threw the bug onto the streets where it was destroyed by the passing car's tires. Bayonetta then checked the side mirror and saw a car was following them but the driver immediately got off the road.

Enzo soon noticed something in the mirror "Huh? What the fuck!?" Enzo exclaimed as the plane behind them was about to crash but Enzo crashed the car and it went flying off the road but Bayonetta, Seth and Luna used Witch Time to stop time and the three of them went into Purgatorio and landed on the wing of the plane.


Once on the plane's wing, Bayonetta and her friends saw the angels flying around and they were about to attack her until a metal piece from the plane came flying at them and Bayonetta, Seth and Luna jumped on the opposite side of the metal piece from where the platinum silver haired woman in red was standing on.

The woman was wearing red with a button design starting from the left side of her chest down to her right heel. The buttons open up, revealing a white layer underneath on the front of her right leg and on the back of her left leg. The suit has a rather large renaissance style collar that is worn similarly to a tie with her Umbran Watch resting right in the center of her bust. She has black, fur-like cuffs on her arms, as well as wearing red open-toe heels, revealing perfectly manicured toes. Her glasses are red and feature a wing design followed by a few black feathers over her right ear.

The trio got off the metal piece and saw the angels go behind and heard that they were getting beaten up by the woman, making Bayonetta and the others curious as the woman jumped to the sky and started shooting down the angels. Two other angels were flying straight for Bayonetta and the others but they instead flew past them and a girl and a boy came out of the plane and shot down the angels.

The girl had beautiful, fair-skinned girl with waist-length honey blonde hair that was tied in a loose ponytail at the end with bangs hanging on the left side and light blue eyes. The girl wore a new reddish-pink fedora, a bright pink dress with a white collar, her gray top with long sleeves underneath, and a red waistcoat with a blue ribbon on her chest, the same stockings, and brown boots. The Umbra Watch was on the red waistcoat on the left.

The boy had the same white skin color as Bayonetta and had auburn hair and brown eyes. The boy was wearing a dark blue long sleeve buttoned up shirt and wore baggy cargo pants and wore grey sneakers. He wore his Umbra Watch on the collar of his shirt.

The silver haired woman landed on the wing of the plane with the other two jumping and landing right next to her and Luna instantly recognized the high school age girl "Serena!?" Luna exclaimed in shock.

While Bayonetta recognized the woman from the pieces of memories that she had "You!?" Bayonetta exclaimed.

Seth stared down at the boy who looked to be high school age and recognized him as one of the kids at the orphanage his father runs "Zack!?" Seth also exclaimed.

"Hey there, Seth. Seems you aren't slacking around." Zack said with a cocky smirk.

"Serena, I thought…" Luna started to trail off as she saw her own sister had an angry look on her face.

"You thought I was dead. But no. Jeanne found me, healed me up, and later trained me to become an Umbra Witch." Serena explained, leaving Luna confused.

"Jeanne?" Luna asked.

"The woman that's right next to us." Zack said as he pointed at the woman in red.

"I can't believe it…" Bayonetta was just as surprised as Seth and Luna.

"What's the matter, Bayonetta? All that sleeping made you soft?" Jeanne said as time slowed down for the angels and Jeanne, Zack, and Serena motioned Bayonetta and Luna & Seth to fight with her to kill the angels.

"Serena, let's talk about this." Luna said but Serena looked like she was done talking.

"Luna, let's do that later. We've got something better to do." Seth said as he pulled out his swords and readied himself for battle. Luna did the same but hesitantly pointed the guns at Serena.

The six soon got to work dealing with all the angels, with Bayonetta kicking one in the face and then shooting it in the face "I think we should finish this quickly. LEVITHMONG!" Bayonetta shouted in Enochian as an iron maiden showed up behind the angel and kicked into it, killing it by closing its doors.

"Bayo's right, forget this! PIADPH" Luna also shouted in enochian as a pulley appeared with chains and Luna wrapped an angel up in the chains and pulled on the other end of the chains killing the angel.

"Good job, my love!" Seth said as he noticed the Angels starting to move at a fast paste again after screeching like a banshee "Damn it! These guys don't know when to quit!" Seth shouted as he slashed an angel in half "I've had enough of this! PIR ZIXLAY!" Seth yelled in enochian as a Guillotine came up from the ground and Seth pushed the Angel into it and then had its head chopped off.

"That's my Sweetie-pie!" Luna swooned as she shot down an angel from behind and soon the six Umbra Witches worked together to kill off the remaining angels but as soon as they did, Bayonetta and her two friends were pointing their weapons at Jeanne's group.

"Serena… Please. Let's talk this out…" Luna pleaded but then Witch Time lost its effect and a truck came in between the two groups and when Bayonetta, Seth, and Luna did it again by dodging, the three saw Jeanne and her two little helpers jump from rooftop to rooftop "Serena…" Luna muttered as she, Bayonetta and Seth left Purgatorio and put Enzo and his car back on the ground when Witch Time stopped, with the three of them pondering in their minds.

"Zack… I guess some things never change." Seth said as he looked at Luna, who looked like she was about to cry but then hugged her "It's okay… It's all going to be okay…" Seth said soothingly as Luna looked at him.

"How sure are you…?" Luna asks.

"Sure enough to do this." Seth said as he kissed her and when they stopped kissing, Luna smiled.

"Thanks… My sexy little salsa." Luna purred as the two then looked back at Bayonetta "Bayo…?" Luna asks.

"That girl…" Bayonetta muttered out as she got a flashback and remembered Jeanne stabbing her but then came back to her senses as Enzo got up and the four of them made a drive to Rodin's bar.


In the Gates Of Hell, Bayonetta and her friends were having a drink when they saw the news about the plane that was going to ram them today "Those assholes sure know how to get attention. Even perked the ears of the hot heads down home." Rodin said as he polishes one of the wine glasses.

"You don't say." Bayonetta said with Rodin putting the wine glass down and stares at Bayonetta.

"It's getting harder and harder to tell the worlds apart." Rodin said as he places three wine drinks in a triangle one at a time "Human world." He sat clear blue wine bottle down "Inferno." He sat down a red wine bottle next to the blue one "Paradiso." He finally put the third wine bottle with the other two, making a perfect triangle "Who can tell the difference?" Rodin asks.

"Even harder with Purgatorio in the middle of it all. Fight long enough in there and you'll really lose sight." Luna said as she took a sip of her glass of water.

"Why the sudden interest in metaphysics?" Seth asks Rodin.

"It's a balance, right? Even if some of them like messin' around with the humans, we've all got a stake in the status quo. But people keep fuckin' around like this, the Book of Revelations is gonna look like mother goose. Heaven and Hell are gonna go straight for each other's throats." Rodin said as a wine glass behind him broke.

"Heaven and Hell can tear each other to pieces for all I care. Me and my friends have our own problems to worry about." Bayonetta said.

"Yeah. Like preparing for our college's gala. Which is in a week from now." Luna said as she pulls out a magazine to look at dresses to wear for the gala.

"Something's up. Everything was a bit too brazen, and Enzo's tip makes the timing too perfect. This reeks of a set up." Rodin said as the shelves of drinks behind moved apart to reveal a backdoor full of weaponry and he went inside to get something.

"He's right. It might be someone in one of those lost memories calling you out." Seth said as Rodin came back with three silver trays carrying some weapons that were covered by white cloths.

"I got some presents for you three." Rodin said as Luna put down the magazine and saw the trays "These babies are special. Built from an alloy the devil himself would kill to get his hands on." Rodin said as he pushed the trays to Bayonetta, Seth and Luna respectively "Don't break these. 'Cause their one of a kind." Rodin said as he revealed what the weapons are.

For Seth, he is given black and red guns that have Red diamond designs on the barrel part of the gun and had black feathers molded as the guard for each of them, they were titled "Fair Rosamond". And right next to the guns was a Katana that had a black blade with some demon-like spikes on it and a bit of blue at the handle with a claw holding something that looks like a pearl. The sheath also had the colors black and blue mix into it but it also had a blue feather. The sword is called "Onimaru Kunitsuna".

For Bayonetta, She also got guns but they were red with gold lining and different color gems at the barrel of the gun. These guns were called "Scarborough fair".

For Luna, they were the same model as Bayonetta's guns but had golden vines designed to be the guards for the guns. The colors were also different, instead of it being red, the guns were purple with gold lining. The guns were titled "Orchids in The Moonlight".

Bayonetta and her friends saw they're new weapons and picked them up and soon threw them into the air, catching them while doing extravagante poses while catching their respective weapons, all the while Rodin makes a mix drinks.

Bayonetta and Luna put two of the four guns on they're heels while they carried the other two guns.

Seth on the other hand, puts two of the four guns in his gun holster while he puts the other two on the back of his shoes and he puts the Katana behind his back.

Once Rodin was done with the mix drink, Bayonetta and the others pointed their guns at Rodin as he gave the three drinks in one shot wine glasses "Calling me out? I don't go in for strange offers." Bayonetta said as she took the shot of the mix drink.

"But then again, Aren't we all getting tired of the weakling they keep throwing at us?" Luna asks.

"Yes, we are. Maybe the three of us should aim for something a bit more…" Bayonetta pointed her gun at the ceiling "High class." Bayonetta said with Seth and Luna smiling wickedly as they took a shot of their drinks and put them on the counter.

"Pounding them down tonight, baby." Rodin said as he grabbed the shot glasses and turned around to give them more of the mix drinks "Not to butt into your affairs, but i'm pretty sure you three got somewhere better to be. The guys you're up against aren't the type to wait for you to finish a round." Rodin said as he turned around to see that they had vanished and then saw Enzo "Enzo! They're drinks are going on your tab, buddy!" Rodin took a shot of the mix drink "Ya deadbeat motherfucker." Rodin muttered as he slammed the shot glass on the counter, knocking Enzo onto the ground.


At the apartment, Bayonetta and the others were packing for their destination "This is gonna awesome! I can't believe we're finally taking a trip!" Luna chirped with a smile.

"Mi Amor… It's not a normal trip." Seth said as he packs his things.

"But that doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves." Bayonetta said as the three of them finished packing and left the apartment.