Stewie: Brian your week is up.
Brian: Yeah. (With his eyes glued to the t.v.)
Stewie: I have your cabbage patch kid.
Brian: Yeah.
Stewie: You won even though it pains me to say it.
Brian: Yeah
Stewie: Do you know what I had to do to get the freakin doll. I had to sit through a halftime show.
(Flashback to Superbowl 40 halftime show. Stewie is stuck watching the rolling stones front row.)
Stewie: My god there horrible. I'm surprised none of these old geezers died. I'll see to it that it will happen.
(Flashback over. Stewie leaves, Peter and Lois enter.)
Lois: Could you help me with some papers?
Brian: Yeah
Lois: What do I put here?
Brian: Square, circle, x, left, left, right, square, triangle, x, circle, right.
Lois: What ever happened to you Brian? Or as you hate being called Dog.
Peter: Holy Crap! Brians a dog?
Lois: Peter you're dumber than that commercial about texting.
(Flashback: Lois is watching a commercial.)
Commercial Person: If child is found texting, tie them up and put them in the basement.
There are 2 Choices after this. Finish them old yeller style. Or torture them Texas chainsaw massacre style.
Lois: Hmmm. Meg are you texting?
Meg: Yes
Lois: This is going to release pressure.
(Flashback over)
