Chapter 3 (The week is up. Stewie goes to Brian with the cabbage patch kid. Brians still playing video games.)

Stewie: Brian your week is up.

Brian: Yeah. (With his eyes glued to the t.v.)

Stewie: I have your cabbage patch kid.

Brian: Yeah.

Stewie: You won even though it pains me to say it.

Brian: Yeah

Stewie: Do you know what I had to do to get the freakin doll. I had to sit through a halftime show.

(Flashback to Superbowl 40 halftime show. Stewie is stuck watching the rolling stones front row.)

Stewie: My god there horrible. I'm surprised none of these old geezers died. I'll see to it that it will happen.

(Flashback over. Stewie leaves, Peter and Lois enter.)

Lois: Could you help me with some papers?

Brian: Yeah

Lois: What do I put here?

Brian: Square, circle, x, left, left, right, square, triangle, x, circle, right.

Lois: What ever happened to you Brian? Or as you hate being called Dog.

Peter: Holy Crap! Brians a dog?

Lois: Peter you're dumber than that commercial about texting.

(Flashback: Lois is watching a commercial.)

Commercial Person: If child is found texting, tie them up and put them in the basement.
There are 2 Choices after this. Finish them old yeller style. Or torture them Texas chainsaw massacre style.

Lois: Hmmm. Meg are you texting?

Meg: Yes

Lois: This is going to release pressure.

(Flashback over)