Chapter 4 (Everyone except Brian is in the kitchen.)

Peter: Lois what do we do about Brian? Oh kids don't mess with him. He's more dangerous than Vice president Dick Cheney With a rifle.

(Flashback: The Vice president and others are hunting)

Cheney: Look duck! (He Points up and shoots straight forward).

Guy: Oww. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Cheney: Oh my god! Sorry Harry Whittington Texas attorney.

Whittington: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!

Cheney: Oh god just calm down. Boy this is awkward.

Whittington: I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED

(Flashback over. Back to the kitchen.)

Peter: Hehehehehehehehe…Dick

Lois: I'm really worried

Meg: This is everyone's fault but mine.

Peter: Meg, leave just leave to your friends oh wait…. you have none

(Meg runs crying)

Peter: God she's worse than Pocahontas.

(Flashback: Opchanacanough is about to kill John Smith.)

Pocahontas: No father! You mustn't.

Opchanacanough: Why not?

Pocahontas: You're right kill him. Wait Does he have money?

Opchanacanough: Yes

Pocahontas: Let him live.

(Flashback over. Back to Kitchen)

Peter: Besides she married some other dude. No one cares though.

Stewie: Well Chris it seems its your duty to find a answer. You do play video games.

Chris: Ha duty… Wait I know what to do.