Peter: Lois what do we do about Brian? Oh kids don't mess with him. He's more dangerous than Vice president Dick Cheney With a rifle.
(Flashback: The Vice president and others are hunting)
Cheney: Look duck! (He Points up and shoots straight forward).
Guy: Oww. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Cheney: Oh my god! Sorry Harry Whittington Texas attorney.
Whittington: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!
Cheney: Oh god just calm down. Boy this is awkward.
Whittington: I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED
(Flashback over. Back to the kitchen.)
Peter: Hehehehehehehehe…Dick
Lois: I'm really worried
Meg: This is everyone's fault but mine.
Peter: Meg, leave just leave to your friends oh wait…. you have none
(Meg runs crying)
Peter: God she's worse than Pocahontas.
(Flashback: Opchanacanough is about to kill John Smith.)
Pocahontas: No father! You mustn't.
Opchanacanough: Why not?
Pocahontas: You're right kill him. Wait Does he have money?
Opchanacanough: Yes
Pocahontas: Let him live.
(Flashback over. Back to Kitchen)
Peter: Besides she married some other dude. No one cares though.
Stewie: Well Chris it seems its your duty to find a answer. You do play video games.
Chris: Ha duty… Wait I know what to do.
