(The family waits outside Chris's room where Brian is playing his video games. The family is nervous.)
Lois: Are you sure this will work?
Chris: No lets go over the plan. Stewie will create a diversion while i'll switch the games.
(Stewie walks in the room.)
Stewie: You know the cabbage patch kid I gave you. I lost it.
Brian: You son of a …(Brian takes out a chainsaw and chases him out the room.)
(Chris runs inside and switches the games)
Lois: What game did you put?
Chris: Q Bert.
(3 months later. The family meets Brian in the Hospital. Stewie gets a soda.)
Stewie: $2 for a soda. I haven't felt this poor since I played golf with the richest man in the world Bill Gates.
(Flashback: Stewie is at a golf course with Bill Gates.)
Bill Gates: Hey you lady, Here is $10,000 buy yourself something nice and meet me at my house.
Stewie: Are you going to do this the whole time here? You could get mugged.
Bill Gates: Man i'm Bill Gates.
(Stewie then takes out a club and hits Bill Gates in the back of the head and takes his wallet.)
Stewie: SWEET! 50 million dollars. (He then gets mugged.)
(Flashback over. Back to Hospital.)
Peter: So Brian how you doing?
Brian: I've been better.
Lois: You got us scared for a minute.
Brian: They were just so much fun. What I happened I played a ga…. Wait I fainted?
Peter: Yes.
Brian: I played Q Bert didn't I?
Peter: That was least expected than when Kanye West dissed George Bush on the hurricane Katrina relief telethon.)
(Flashback: Mike Myers and Kanye West are at the hurricane Katrina relief telethon.)
Kanye West: Let me get to the point. GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE. (Mike Myers looks at Kanye and takes out a walkie-talkie.)
Mike Myers: You were right sir, shall I finish him?
(The man on the other line is George Bush.)
George Bush: No he found out the truth. You leave him to me.
(Flashback over. Back to the hospital. Doctor walks in.)
Doctor: Well sir I need you're name.
Brian: Brian Griffin. Assistant manager of Strickland propane selling propane and propane accessories.
(The family looks confused.)
Stewie: Oh yeah I told him if he watches King of the Hill, i'll burn these pictures of him harassing black people when he was a cop.
Brian: His harmonica looked like a gun.
Stewie: If you don't, i'll show the world these pictures of you letting a white man go when you saw a body in his trunk.
Brian: I'm quiet.
