Chapter 5

(The family waits outside Chris's room where Brian is playing his video games. The family is nervous.)

Lois: Are you sure this will work?

Chris: No lets go over the plan. Stewie will create a diversion while i'll switch the games.

(Stewie walks in the room.)

Stewie: You know the cabbage patch kid I gave you. I lost it.

Brian: You son of a …(Brian takes out a chainsaw and chases him out the room.)

(Chris runs inside and switches the games)

Lois: What game did you put?

Chris: Q Bert.

(3 months later. The family meets Brian in the Hospital. Stewie gets a soda.)

Stewie: $2 for a soda. I haven't felt this poor since I played golf with the richest man in the world Bill Gates.

(Flashback: Stewie is at a golf course with Bill Gates.)

Bill Gates: Hey you lady, Here is $10,000 buy yourself something nice and meet me at my house.

Stewie: Are you going to do this the whole time here? You could get mugged.

Bill Gates: Man i'm Bill Gates.

(Stewie then takes out a club and hits Bill Gates in the back of the head and takes his wallet.)

Stewie: SWEET! 50 million dollars. (He then gets mugged.)

(Flashback over. Back to Hospital.)

Peter: So Brian how you doing?

Brian: I've been better.

Lois: You got us scared for a minute.

Brian: They were just so much fun. What I happened I played a ga…. Wait I fainted?

Peter: Yes.

Brian: I played Q Bert didn't I?

Peter: That was least expected than when Kanye West dissed George Bush on the hurricane Katrina relief telethon.)

(Flashback: Mike Myers and Kanye West are at the hurricane Katrina relief telethon.)

Kanye West: Let me get to the point. GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE. (Mike Myers looks at Kanye and takes out a walkie-talkie.)

Mike Myers: You were right sir, shall I finish him?

(The man on the other line is George Bush.)

George Bush: No he found out the truth. You leave him to me.

(Flashback over. Back to the hospital. Doctor walks in.)

Doctor: Well sir I need you're name.

Brian: Brian Griffin. Assistant manager of Strickland propane selling propane and propane accessories.

(The family looks confused.)

Stewie: Oh yeah I told him if he watches King of the Hill, i'll burn these pictures of him harassing black people when he was a cop.

Brian: His harmonica looked like a gun.

Stewie: If you don't, i'll show the world these pictures of you letting a white man go when you saw a body in his trunk.

Brian: I'm quiet.