Once upon a time there was a magical place where writers could write wonderfully, with correct verb usage. There were even some commas here and there. Then an evil king called the Beta Killer came and, clearly, killed all the betas.He also erased all spellcheckers from the face of the earth. Everyone sank into a fetal position and began to type with their toes.

This is the only reasonable explanation I can solicit for all of the meaningless rubbish often found on this site. It has become a wasteland of misused words and punctuation, worthless plotlines, and reviews so full of chatspeak that they should make Fido weep. I would like to assume it hasn't always been this way.

Please, do everyone an immense service and take your time with your writing. We don't WANT another story about Aragorn and Arwen. Haku and Chihiro. Draco and Harry, for goodness sake. Do something different. Write well.

If anyone hasn't already abandoned reading this in order to reply to one of my reviews, my humblest apologies. You are probably one of the more worthy authors on this site and needn't waste your life reading any more of this.