Note: I'm very bored, to the point where I might provide lackluster stuff. However, I mainly just write what I write to get a reaction. That being said, I hope that all of you like this chapter. Enjoy!

Chapter 86: Stupid Hot Soup

At a restaurant, Falco Lombardi of Star Fox had ordered a bowl of soup. Upon waiting five minutes for it to come out, the pheasant received his soup. However, it was scalding hot. No matter how long the pheasant waited, the soup wouldn't cool down. Not willing to take it, Falco lost his temper and raised his fist.

"Stupid hot soup," he spoke, "stop being SO DAMN HOT!!"

Falco then banged his fist on the table, which caused the soup to splash onto his hand. This, of course, caused the pheasant to scream in pain as the soup burnt his hand. Afterwards, the avian ran out of the restaurant and went to the hospital. Once he got out, his teammates scolded him for being reckless, as the burns he got could've gotten more severe. While he initially denied that it was entirely his fault, he noted that the soup that he ordered was supposed to be as hot as it was. From that point on, Falco would not punch a bowl of soup again.

Note: I'm a fan of Eddsworld, so this chapter was a Star Fox-based parody of a scene from "Edd's Tales of Boredom". I should probably ask for more ideas. Until next time guys, this is Newcomer24, signing off. Peace!