Hooray! Second Chapter! I'm sorry for being so late, but... I BLAME SAILOR MOON! An announcement!

'One set of quotes eqauls Ed's thoughts'

'Italics with one set of quotes is-- Ooops! I almost gave it away.'

Without further adue...

Hooray for Hangover: I Hear Dead People.


Ed stood under the warm water, letting it gently caress his features. His thoughts kept returning to the events of the night before. The way Roy's lips felt against his neck. He ran his fingers over the marks left by the Colonel. "Damn..."

'Hmmm... That's pretty steamy...'

"W-who's there?" Ed looked around, trying to locate the origin of the voice. He didn't find it.

'Edward, I'm hurt, you've forgotten me already. What happened to the time we spent together?' The voice had a certain familiarity.

"E-Envy? Where are you, you conniving Bastard. And what do you mean by 'the time we spent together' The only time we spent together is when we were fighting?" Ed spoke aloud, thinking that the voice was coming from somewhere outside of the room.

'Wow, that took you a lot longer than I thought it would. Your losing your edge.'

"Ed? Ed, who are you talking to?" Ed heard what he thought must be Al, knocking on the door. "No Al, there's NO ONE here." Ed turned the shower off, Grinning slightly at his victory over the mysterious voice


Still not knowing exactly what was going on, Ed went down into the kitchen– Intent on getting breakfast, but instead, he was confronted by a VERY angry Al.

"Hey, Al... what's up? You seem stressed." Ed said, trying to avoid the topic of last nights party.

"Could ask you the same thing." The squeak in Al's voiced had all but left, and was replaced by a very rarely used, deep toned grumble. "So, tell me about this party. Did you have fun?" An enraged look crossed Al's features.

"Ya I di–" Al held up his hand as a sign for Ed to stop. "I got a call from the colonel. He said that he had a great time, and that he'd love to do it again, just the two of you. What, Edward, did you do at that party?"

"Well you see..." Ed began his explanation with a shaky voice


"And that's what he meant." By the end, Ed sounded more like Al, than himself

"To save myself from having to hear that again, I'm just gonna let it go."Al was completely distraught, he didn't know what to think. He just wanted to go back to bed. Ed decided that it would be better not to mention that he was hearing voices... or, a voice.

(A/N: I spent at least 3 hours staring at this page(I hate Writers block))

Ed spent most of the day wandering around central(trying to avoid his brother), every once in a while glancing in the direction of The Colonel's office. And eventually, temptation overcame common-sense.

"Colonel Mustang?" Roy looked up to see the first lieutenant staring at him, with a confused expression plastered on her face.

"Yes? What is it?" Roy sat up from his position that he usually took when looking over important papers. "Uh... You have a visitor, Edward Elric." Roy expression changed from 'slightly perturbed' to 'Reeeeaaaaly'. "Send him in."

"Right away sir." Riza walked out, mumbling something about Ed. As if on cue, Ed entered the room, with a sheepish look on his face.

"Hello, Ed. How are you?" Ed noticed that same seductive look in Roy's eyes from the night before. "L-listen colonel, about last night–"

"What about last night?" The colonel interrupted, raising an eyebrow, intending to draw a reaction from the short blonde. "I-I just wanted to know, was that for real?"

"Was what real? I don't recall anything from the past few days." He smirked as he caught the puzzled look on Ed's face. "What's up Edo-koi? Confused?"

"D-did you just cal me Koi? As in Koibito? I-I thought you couldn't remember anything?" Ed took a step backwards and put his arm up in a sort of disfigured surprise.

"I didn't, but now I have a pretty good Idea." Roy cooed as he sipped his morning coffee.

'Ahahahahahah! Wow, that was rich! Chibi, he got you good their, I'll have to remember that one.' Ed tried as hard as he could to block out the annoying little voice in the back of his head.

"Shut up... Envy, cut it out!" He whispered holding his head. Roy shot him a strange look, "Envy? What about Envy?"

In that instance Ed lost control of his limbs. He walked around the desk and Straddled Roy. Roy just smiled as Ed ran his fingers through his hair. Ed leaned into a deep passionate kiss. After pulling away only for the sake of getting air, Ed started unbuttoning Roy's coat. Roy stopped him halfway through and held Ed's hands.

"I'm still at work Ed," a long pause, "We'll have to lock the door." Ed Climbed from his position atop the colonel. Hurried over to the door and snapped the dead-bolt into the locked position. He turned around, and a devious, seductive smile spread wickedly across his features.

'Um Edo, byany chancehave you've noticed that you have control again?'

'Oh I know, but this is way to much fun.' Making sure Roy wasn't paying much attention, Ed unlocked the deadbolt and re-straddled Roy.

Ed slowly began unbuttoning Roy's coat, and then his shirt. Roy ran his fingers through Ed's hair as he leaned in for a deep kiss. He pressed his tongue against Ed's lower lip, Demanding entrance. It took Ed some time to decide, but he eventually gave in and allowed Roy to slip his tongue into his mouth. They parted, only for the sake of oxygen. Ed then finished Unbuttoning and removing the Colonels coat and shirt. He then began shedding his own clothing. Roy was eager to help with this process.

Roy grinned wickedly as the two distinct marks were revealed. "I see you haven't tried to hide them. Do I sense a hint of pride?" Ed grunted and sat up. Truthfully, he was proud of them, though he tried not to show it.

"Shut up and–" Ed was cut off by a loud crash as Riza stormed into the room, having hears what was going on. "COLONEL! THIS IS HIGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVEN ATTEMPT SUCH THINGS IN THIS BUILDING! I COULD UNDERSTAND IF YOU WERE OFF DUTY!(A/N: No you couldn't! XD) BUT ON DUTY, IN THE BUILDING!"

"R-riza.. Riza...RIZA!" The first lieutenant had finally stopped yelling and was now gasping for air. "I thought you locked the door..." Roy Said, shooting annoyed look toward a certain Blonde Chibi.

Ed merely shrugged and replied, "I did, but then I unlocked it." Roy's left eyebrow twitched slightly as he turned back to the Lieutenant.

"Getting back on topic, Lieutenant, you need a vacation, You are officially on Paid leave. Have a nice week off." Roy got up and began ushering Riza out he turned and motioned for Ed to leave.

Ed ducked under Roy's arm and left, trying to keep his composure. This was going to be a complicated week...


Ahh.. Time for some good old... R&R!