Well uh yeah here we go, chapter TRES. AUGH SPANISH DIEDIEDIE! Some of you reviewers are mind readers and are KIND OF guessing about what I am going to write next… eeeee it's so scary… KOWAII hoo yeah my Japanese pwns j00… except not… cuz I don't really speak it and… I'm done now.
As cute as Ryoma was, Fuji couldn't… fully grasp what possessed someone to write such… smut about him… and…. Fuji sat there panting, staring into the deepness of his screen. He searched Ryoma's name and soon found out that Ryoma was paired up with basically every Seigaku Regular, with a few exceptions.
"Ryoma really gets around," Fuji chuckled to himself. He then searched for Eiji's name. Eiji was mostly paired with Oishi, since they are the synchronized "Golden Pair", which Fuji thought made sense. He didn't dare read any of the fanfictions with the illustrious title. Fuji soon found one where he and Eiji were paired up, and clicked on that.
It said "fluff" in the summary, but he assumed that it meant that Eiji had lots of pillows or marshmallows or something. As he continued to read, he noticed that nothing really… uh…YOU KNOW… happened. Just cutesy sort of things. This kind of stuff didn't seem too odd, since Eiji is kind of like a cuddly rabbit… on drugs… with A.D.D… but he didn't want to think about what people wrote about when Eiji AND Oishi were together.
Fuji searched Oishi's name. The only results were with Eiji. Fuji found it funny how Eiji was with so many other people and yet Oishi… only had Eiji and… ah ha ha ha ha ha. Some stories seemed too unrealistic. If Eiji and Tezuka really were lovers, Tezuka would get annoyed after ten seconds and probably punch Eiji in the mouth. He could imagine the same thing happening with Ryoma.
Fuji glanced over at his clock. By now, all of his friends were home and probably doing homework or eating or something. Fuji made the daring decision of looking up Tezuka's name. Did he dare? DID HE! Fuji paused a moment; a drop of sweat rolled down his cheek. "MAN this is CUTTING EDGE!" Fuji mumbled. Then, he clicked. Fuji's screen was quickly flooded with various pairings… even people from different schools. The people from other schools were mostly the captains such as Atobe and Tachibana… the only one that made ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE was Tezuka and Kaido. …Ok we're talking Kaido, here. Fuji noticed that Kaido was only usually paired with Inui but on some occasions, with Momo, which made even LESS sense than the Tezuka pairing. Once he found a fanfic that was Kaido and Sengoku but… he was currently staring the WEIRDEST pairing EVER right in its hideous face. Nanjiroh Echizen and Tezuka Kunimitsu. It just didn't… compute. Fuji reached for his phone.
He dialed Tezuka's number. It rang a few times before Tezuka's emotionless voice answered. "Hello." It didn't even seem like a greeting. It was a mumble.
"Hi."
"You were gone… are you sick?"
"Yes, but feeling better."
"Good." Tezuka sounded like he was ending the conversation there and was about to hang up so Fuji quickly intervened.
"Hey Tezuka…"
"WHAT"
"Have you ever… read a fanfiction before?"
There was a pause on the end of the line. The almost inevitable answer seemed a bit delayed.
"…NO." Tezuka immediately hung up. Fuji sat stunned. That seemed… suspicious. Fuji now had a new evil plot to add to his "Notebook o' Doom"… "OPERATION FIND OUT WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH TEZUKA AND FANFICTION". He didn't have time to think about it right now. He had reading to do.
Little did Fuji know that the most bizarre pairing to ever be written was yet to reveal itself to him.
Ah ha ha I am tired of writing. I need to go do math homework. w00t to be continued…
