Chaotic Dreamer: (Is banging head on keyboard) lp- bol54 x-pl-p 4lllp l-p;b4- .; ver68 4pl,56 URRGGH!

Jet: Someone's not happy.

Chaotic Dreamer: I can't think of what to write next for Star Bright.

Jet: Too bad, so sad. Guess you'll just have to stop writing it.

Chaotic Dreamer: Dude, you're my muse. This is your fault, you get me inspired.

Jet: (smirks. Or at least the rabbit equivalent of a smirk) Or what?

Chaotic Dreamer: Or... or... I'll get back to you on that.

Jet: So, do you have any vague ideas? (under breath) Hopefully I haven't given you that much...

Chaotic Dreamer: Um... I have an idea jumping around my head to have Sydney and Jen trade places once and see if the teacher figures it out, or maybe I should jump forward in the plot, but then I couldn't have the fun of building up suspense. What do you think?

Jet: I think you should relax, get some sleep, Maybe start on that science fair project you have due tomorrow.

Chaotic Dreamer: I suppose you're right... I probably should work on that... (yawns) or I could just get some sleep. (leaves.)

Jet: She forgot to turn off the computer? Her Mom's going to be angry tomorrow morning. Hm... how can I torture my human? (Flies up to the computer and uses her wings to manipulate the mouse.) I could read her journal, but she runs that through Babel Fish before she saves it so it's always in Japanese. I'm to lazy to translate it back... Oh, here's where Star Bright is saved. I could delete it... no, she can get it back from the website. Wait... what if I started writing fan fiction? Nah, that's a stupid idea. For one thing, I'd need a muse

Socki-Yoki: (is a sock puppet)

Jet: I thought you were in Duschane. How the heck did you get here?

Socki-Yoki: (is a sock puppet)

Jet: Well, okay, so I have a muse. But what about an idea? I have no clue what to write about, and you really aren't helping.

Joette the Sugar Faerie(1): Hi! I am Joette the Sugar faerie! I have come to bestow happiness upon all the cute little rabbits, and make sugar! (Smiles)

(Jet breathes fire on Joette)

Joette: BEEP you! You just broke my CD player! Just be glad my Green Day CD is fire proof, or you'd BEEP you BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEP! BEEP why the BEEP am I BEEP beeping?

Jet: This is G Rated.

Joette: Oh. Who did a stupid thing like that?

Jet: My human. She's annoying like that. So, what the heck are you doing here?

Joette: Like I said, I've come to grant you a wish. It's the downside of being a sugar faerie; I make photosynthesis BEEP lot more interesting, but I have to grant wishes to rabbits, butterflies, teddy bears, and sugar cubes.

Jet: Sugar cubes?

Joette: You'd be surprised how greedy they are. Anyway, what's your wish?

Jet: Um.. can you give me an idea for a fan fiction?

Joette: What do you think I am, a BEEP, I mean a dang muse?

Jet: You use a lot of expletives for a faerie. No, I don't think you're a muse; you don't have the International Muse's Society pendant. The sock puppet's my muse; just give me a story.

Joette: What do you want me to do, teach you to understand sock puppet? I can't inspire stories! It's not in the dang job description! I just make life easier for dang Biology students!

Jet: Any ideas whatsoever?

Joette: Um... I could transport you into the world you're writing fan fiction about, and you could write what you see?

Jet: A lot of people running from the fire breathing rabbit.

Joette: At least you can have fun doing that.

Jet: Okay, when do I start?

Chaotic Dreamer: JET! Your favorite television show is on!

Jet: (glances at Joette) I don't have a favorite tv show!

Chaotic Dreamer: Do too, it's Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force GO!

Joette: (Snorts) I'll do the transporting later. You like that show? (Disappears)

Jet: I hate being a muse.


A friend of mine and I discovered in biology the other day that photosynthesis is waay too complicated for us when studied in detail, and my friend said, "Why can't there just be a little sugar faerie who does it all?" I then burst out in laughter at the image of my friend in a blue tutu and a Green day shirt, with big blue butterfly wings, flying around and whacking plants with a sparky golden wand while listening to music on headphones, and holding a can of beer in the other hand. When I described this to her, she decided that her future career of choice is to be a sugar faerie. That's where I got the idea for Joette. If the inspiration for Joette is reading this, which I doubt beyond all intelligible reason, hi and hope you don't mind me mocking you. Actually, I imagine you're amused.

Disclaimer: I own everything here, except for Socki-Yoki, who belongs to my Dad, and Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force GO, and Green Day.

So the adventure begins... In our next episode, Jet will discover the conditions of entering the X-Evo world... and might decide that being a muse is better then being a fan fiction author.