(a/n: this is by wolfsisterkorrina, I am just continuing it, with her permission. This first chapter is all by her. My writing comes in during chapter two)

Marik And Disney Don't Mix
By WolfSisterKorrina

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any Disney films I may bash.

Chapter One: Epilouge Thingie and The Lion King I

"Hikari, what in the seven layers of hell are you doing!" Marik yelled.

"Ano..." Was all Malik could say. He couldn't explain to his yami why he was laying on the floor on his stomach in front of the TV with his legs up in the air and one hand on his chin.

No. Marik refused to consider it. Had his hikari finally gone gay?

"No, I haven't decided to go gay." Malik rolled his eyes.

"Stay out of my thoughts! I don't want you finding one of my ingenious ideas to rule the world and you taking credit for it!" Marik snapped, swatting at Malik like it would actually prevent him from reading his mind.

"Oh, ingenious as in you gathering an army of mutant pinecones and taking out Austria?"

"Exactly! Now, one more question. What is that Ra-awful sound coming from the television?"

Malik looked up at the TV. "Oh, that would be a Disney movie."

"A wha...?"

"A Disney movie. It is basically a genre of movie by itself. This particular one is called "The Lion King". Malik stated.

"Well, it sounds extremely stupid, and I shall not watch it.

"Lions duke it out over land." Malik said, trying to translate the summary of the video into what he had dubbed "Mariknese" (©WSK).

"Hmm...Animals and world conquest. Very well! I shall attempt to bare this agony." Marik announced, sitting down on the couch.

After about five minutes of singing and dancing, Marik really didn't know what to say. This was the most painful torture ever.

Malik, however, was enjoying the effect this movie had on his yami. "I'm going to go get something to drink. Try not to break anything while I'm gone."

Marik latched onto his leg. "No! Don't leave me alone!"

Malik rolled his eyes again and shook the klepto off, walking out of the room.

Marik sat on the floor, horrified. What kind of deranged person would create this stuff?

It got even worse when the screen flashed white.

"Is it supposed to do that?"

All the sudden, Marik was being torn to tiny little bits, sent through space, then put back together on the other side of the screen.

He landed on his head, very confused as to where in the world he was at. He flipped himself over and stood up. If his eyes were wide before, now they were almost the size of tea saucers. The world was now oddly colored, and the animals around him were talking and singing. Everything seemed to be so...happy.

"What the...Malik will never believe this..."

Malik walked back into the room to find his yami stumbling around inside the TV screen.

"Marik has infiltrated Disney. Ra save us all..." He got back into the position he was in before and watched on. This will be fun...

To be continued...

Gomen it's so short, but it is an epilouge thingie, so it isn't supposed to be very long. Plus it is late...early?...well either way I'm sleepy. And trust me, this will get funnier! I mean, who else wants to see Marik meet the Mufasa in the clouds? I do! So stay tuned! Suggestions are extremely welcome! Please? Review!