Chapter Two: The Lion King, Part II

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(a/n: my writing starts at the –back with malik- section. Everything before that is wolfsisterkorrina's work)

"Oh Ra, strike me down!" Marik screamed up at the night sky.

He had been walking around for hours, and had encountered talking lions, hyenas, and this really annoying bird. Now he was standing in the middle of the empty grassland, begging for his God to kill him.

"Simba..." Came a voice from the sky.

"Who now...?" He hadn't expected Ra to actually answer his plea to kill him.

A swirling mass of clouds Marik hadn't noticed before began forming into the shape of a giant lion.

"Simba, remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true King." The lion said.

Marik raised an eyebrow. What the hell had he smoked?

"Yeah, it seems you can't remember too well yourself. My name is not Simba. It is the Great Marik, future Pharaoh of Egypt, and soon, the ruler of the world!" Marik yelled up at the sky, shaking a fist.

The lion leaned forward a bit. "Oh, so you are. Well then, dismiss this whole thing as being wasted and forget all about it."

"O...k...ano, do you by any chance know Ra?" Marik asked.

"Oh yes. We play poker on Fridays. Bloody cheat, he is." The giant lion said.

Marik stared for a second, shook his head, then asked, "Well, could you put in a few good words for me?"

The lion rolled his eyes. "I suppose...but you picked one hell of a God to worship, the bastard." Then disappeared.

Marik stared up at the sky for a minute, then completely flipped out and started banishing random objects to the Shadow Realm.

Behind a boulder, two figures watched the crazed Tomb Keeper with concern.

"Pumbaa, what do you think he was talking to?" A small meercat asked his companion.

"Uh, no clue, Timon." The warthog replied.

Marik suddenly stopped and looked their way.

"Uh-oh, I think he sees us!" Pumbaa said.

"Naw, really?" Timon said, jumping on top of the pig's head.

Marik ran toward them, screaming "Fresh bacon!"

The two animals ran as far as they could, the deranged egyptian chasing them.

After about three hours, Marik gave up and sat down, leaning against a tree.

"I am stuck inside this Disney Hell, I have been confronted by a talking lion in the clouds, then the lion in the clouds insults my God, then I find talking bacon with a little fuzzy thing screaming things at me on its head...And I still can't find a way out of here. What now?" He asked nobody.

"Dat is simple. Whateva you can tink of, it happens." A freaky voice said from above him.

'Oh Ra! Not more talking lions in the clouds!'

A baboon fell out of the tree, swinging a stick.

"What the hell kind of logic is that?" Marik asked the talking monkey. By now he was used to odd animals talking to him; He had to listen to Malik banter all the time.

"Simple. You want someting, you go get it." The baboon said.

"Ok. First of all, you make no fucking sense. Second of all, what in Ra's name do you mean!"

The monkey rolled his eyes and pointed West. "Follow the direction Rafiki points. You will find Upendi!"

"I don't WANT to find this Upendi, I want to find a way OUT OF THIS MISERABLE SHITHOLE!" Marik screamed.

The monkey narrowed his eyes. "Follow dee damn fingar." Then he smacked Marik in the face with his stick and hopped back up into the tree.

Back with Malik-

Malik had been watching the tv with obvious amusement showing in his face.

"tsk tsk tsk…Marik, what the hell are you doing?" He said aloud as he saw his yami begin flipping off a baboon. After a few minutes of their banter, Marik promptly banished the….monkey-thing…to the shadow realm.

'I better get him out of there before he permanently ruins this movie for little children' Malik thought as he shook his head. At that moment however, Malik had a brilliant idea….

Back with Marik-

"Damn pink-assed thing…." Marik muttered as he walked…somewhere.

It had been just 5 minutes ago that he had gotten rid of that strange animal, and he was getting re-ally pissed off.

"MALIK! GET ME THE FUCK OUTA HERE NOW!" he yelled to the air.

As if in response, the area around him disappeared, and was replaced by a white exterior. Marik looked around, confused, but 2 seconds later he fell, into something very….wet.

"AAAHHHHTRPTTSFST" He yelled.

Noting that he was in pretty deep water, he began to tread. He rather difficultly got his balance.

"what the fuck…" he muttered.

Looking around, he saw that he was in the ocean. It was foggy, and it was drizzling. Some girl was singing. 'where the hell would a girl be singing?' he thought.

The singing stopped abruptly, and he heard a deep bell. Looking behind him, he saw….A HUGE SHIP.

Marik's eyes became huge, and he quickly swam as hard as he could to get out of the way, but, having that annoying cape makes it hard to swim, you know.

His cape became caught underneath the bow of the ship. He hung like a rag doll.

"aww fuck…"

To Be continued.

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