Marik and Disney Don't Mix
A/n: okay, you can stop throwing knives at me. I'm really sorry for such a long wait. One word: school. However, I am now out for the summer and can update as often as I want. Oh, and to all you people who thought I was sticking him in The little mermaid; close, but no cigar, to name an old saying. Now to shout out to all the reviewers.
Onigirlv: I have never seen someting this damn funny yami marik in disney were in the hells of all gods in the world did you think this up. oh and does the cloud loin play card crist too
please UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!
Thank you. The funniest parts are Wolfsisterkorrina's but I hope to write stuff that funny. As for the lion playing cards, I dunno. Ya havta as him ;;. And yes, I'm updating/hides/
Kerochan606: FUNNINESS! I wonder what Disney movie he is in now... ;)
. You'll find out this chapter :D.
HarukoSohma: rotflmao! ra that was hilarious! mufasa knows ra and rafiki cusses! my parents were looking at me like: Oo. please update soon!
Heh. My parents always look at me that way XD.
Electricdragon: OMG! Marik in disney? You have to update soon! This is hilarious!
. I am finally updating XD.
PerfectCell17: lmao! This is hilarious! Marik's encounters with the Lion King crew were priceless, ecpecially with Rafiki. "Follow dee damn fingar."
That is a funny line, isn't it?Izzy the crazy Pharaoh: Ha! I like it! WRITE MORE!
Thank you!Meowzy-chan: lol! very very good chapter! I hate Rafiki too, so heheheh.
Rafiki is annoying, aint he?WolfsisterJazlynn: aha... stupid marik, and for doing a good job continueing my sisters story you get a cookie -gives cookie to jasmemini
Thank you/eats cookie/ nummyNewsgal-07: Whoa. You're crazy. But this is good. Really good. Once I get my story up, I'll probably be under "Misc. TV Shows." Bye!
Lol. Thanks!Denneylaw: Swearing, FUNNY!
.. …Thank you, I think. ;;
Wolfsisterkorrina: HAHAHAHA! NICE ONE MAN! You've lived close to up to me, but not quite. Nobody is better than me except Jazz & Mrs. Butterworth. ALL HAIL SYRUP! Make Marik eat Flounder! .
/Bows down to syrup/ otay. . And YAY you think I'm doing alright :D.
wolfdemoninthefog: Make anouther! Make anouther your really good where she left off.
Thank you .
Alright, now that the shout outs are done, I'll get on with the story.
Chapter Two:
"Tch…"
Marik had been hanging from the over-sized boat for about five minutes now, and frankly, was doing what anyone would be doing. Choking!
'Oh Ra..why do you hate me?'
What was that? There seemed to be a….parasol…floating on the water. Alongside a bunch of creepy suspense music…
'Damn umbrella!'
Just as Marik was about to lose conciousnesss from air deprivation, some girl yelled. "Look! A boy! There's a boy in the water!"
'Who gives a shit?'
However, Thanks to this 'boy in the water,' an innertube-like-thing was thrown off the edge, hitting his cloak. Everyone blinked as they heard a SPLASH.
/next comment is censored due to the fact that I do not understand any Egyptian. Not any curses, for that matter/
:And once again back with Mr. Malik:
'--U. why, Marik, why!'
Malik had been watching his Yami with obvious….what was it called….ah! anxiety, that's it. He had been watching Marik with anxiety. Anyway…
'maybe it wasn't such a good idea to put him in a live-action…'
Whatever thoughts he may have had at that moment were interrupted when he heard a unnaturally-high scream from the television set. Malik immediately looked and saw his yami clamoring around as the screen darkened with the scene changes.
"MAALIIIKKKK! Don't you dare let me be sent to the shadow realm! This evil contraption is sentencing me there!" Marik yelled as he hurried around.
Once again, Malik sweatdropped as his apparently idiotic yami did not notice that his surroundings were once again lightening, with a different setting, of course. Now he was in-oh not that! Not a woman's bedroom!
:with Marik:
"What the hell…!" Marik blinked as his eyes were not used to this sudden change of lighting. Turning, he saw the woman.
'heheh…maybe the shadow realm won't be so bad after all…'
Before Marik could make any perverted moves (a/n: which he wouldn't have survived from, thanks to me. NO PERVERTEDNESS is allowed from a bishie on my watch…at least none that goes unpunished ); he heard a knock at the door.
"Elizabeth?"
Hearing the voice, Marik performed a dive worthy of a 10 towards the floor. Amazingly, he fell thru the wood. And he thought he was light boned…. Pfft.
Unfortunately, there happened to be a marble floor beneath this wooden one, and with a boom, he hit the floor. On a lighter note, he miraculously avoided a concussion.
Opening his eyes, Marik noticed he had unceremoniously crushed a youth underneath him. Marik got off him, forgetting to thank him for breaking his fall.
The youth popped up back on his feet and acted as if nothing had happened. The girl from earlier walked down the stairs in a bodice that made her waist look 2 inches wide.
Strangely enough, the people in the room did not notice him at all. Except for one person. A strange, rather ugly man with a 3 feet tall wig on his head. He kept pointing at Marik and gaping. The other two guests of the room seemed to stupid to see anyone else.
Seeing an opportunity, Marik walked up to the gaping old fool and attempted at scaring him. After all, it is much fun to scare people. Especially when it makes that person look stupid. At least in Marik's opinion…
…
What? Don't look at me like that…
Whilst Marik chased the fat senior around the foyer, the two youths began to politely bicker about names. Apparently, the idiotic male couldn't get it through his head that the female's name was, what was it? Oh yes, Elizabeth. Getting sick of this argument, Marik decided to put things into his own hands. (time to get out the poster board and sharpies…)
Finishing his poster board creation, Marik taped the sign to the female's dress. Loudly and Proudly it stated "I am Elizabeth. Not "Ms. Swan." ELIZABETH DAMMIT!" Unfortunately, the boy did not notice.
Becoming bored, Marik left the house to explore.
'Hmm…who's that drunk-looking man with the cool boots?' He thought as he saw a man walking away from what appeared to be a sunken…ship-err…boat. Sorry!
Curious, Marik decided to meet this man. He came to a halt in front of him.
"Eyy…And who might you be?" The man said in a heavy British accent.
"Marik Ishtar."
"Funny name…" He said, putting a hand on his chin in a speculative manner.
"And how do you call yourself?"
"Jack Sparrow's me name."
"You are named after a bird?" Marik asked incredulously (oooo big words!)
"No…more like the bird was named afta me. Savvy?"
Marik raised an eyebrow. He was beginning to like this person. "And where were you off to Mr. Sparrow?"
"To get meself a ship." Mr. Sparrow pointed at a small ship off to the right of the pier. (it's a boat I say! A BOAT!)
"Ah. I can help you there." Marik said whilst displaying his Millennium Rod.
"An' wots that do?"
"You shall see."
Marik began to walk towards the ship (BOAT). Only two small-fry guards stood watch. Marik happily noted that Mr. Sparrow was following him.
Before the guards could notice them, Mr. Sparrow began to walk ahead, "I can take care of these lackeys."
"Oh no Mr. Sparrow. I suggest you stay and watch."
And with that Marik began muttering Egyptian under his breath. Two seconds later, the ship (…it's a boat) was unguarded. The two guards suddenly found themselves walking around in the shadow realm.
"Ey wots you do mate?" Mr. Sparrow asked, staring at the now empty guard spaces with wide eyes.
"I banished them" Marik replied in an annoyingly nonchalant tone.
They both walked up and onto the boat, and sailed away.
Of course neither of them heard the distant splash of a woman hitting the water, and let her drown. Or so we think.
Tbc…
Heh….left you at a cliffie. I tried my hardest and once again I am sorry for the long wait! R n R!
