Thanks to all of the people that reviewed :) Like the last chapter, this came off the top of my head, and I'm not Rick Riordan so I don't own PJO
"Shut up you old coot!" Athena yelled at Poseidon.
Poseidon was about to come up with a good comeback but instead he said, "Wait a second, you're like a brazilian years old and you're calling me old?"
"Yes I am, and brazilian isn't a number," Athena informed him, "Maybe if you had common sense you'd know that."
"Like it matters, but anyway, I'm not that old," Poseidon told her.
"Sure you're not."
"Here we go again," All of the other gods and goddesses said.
Poseidon and Athena seemed to be oblivious to them, because they continued arguing and calling each other old when it's pretty obvious they're both ancient.
"Silence!"Zeus shouted, "Geewilligers! Will you two ever stop?"
O.o
"Wow," Apollo said.
"OMG did he really just say geewilligers?" Aphrodite asked.
"I think it's clear who the real old person is here."
"Well I still think Poseidon's an idiot," Athena muttered.
Then all of a sudden there was a poof of smoke and the woman from the Orbit commercial was standing in the middle of the throne room.
"Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit, for a good clean feeling, no matter what." she gave Athena a pack of Orbit gum and then disappeared.
"Okay, that was really random."
Poseidon and Athena were ignoring each other and no longer arguing but now Aphrodite and Hephaestus were.
"Why do you always cheat on me with him?"
"Nothing personal, but you're just not my type," Aphrodite said while looking in a mirror at herself.
"What is your type?"
"Someone that doesn't look like the lizard off of the Geico commercial," she looked at him and told him, "No offense but you do, only you're a lot bigger and uglier."
"Aphrodite," Hera said, "That's no way to speak to your husband...even if he does look like a lizard."
"But he's so ugly," Aphrodite pouted.
"Hey! I heard that," Hephaestus said, obviously offended by Aphrodite's comment.
"Yeah, what's your point?" Since Aphrodite had never been called ugly before she didn't seem to fully understand why it was rude to say that while Hephaestus right there.
"Just look on the bright side," Hera told Aphrodite, "At least Hephaestus isn't like some people, and he doesn't cheat on you with the same woman twice and have two demigod children with her."
She glared at Zeus.
He shifted uncomfortably on his throne and looked away to avoided her gaze.
"Awkward," All of the other gods and goddesses mumbled.
"For once Zeus is getting mean stares and not me," Poseidon smiled happily, he was so used to getting mean mugged by Athena that it was weird when he wasn't.
Then Athena started mean mugging him just for the heck of it.
"Well, so much for that thanks to owl head."
"Squid face!"
"You two fight like you're married," Aphrodite interrupted them, then she grinned, "You would make the cutest couple! Just like Percy and Annabeth."
"No we wouldn't!" they both shouted in unison.
"Ooh look you're even saying things at the same time."
"No we're not!"
"Awe! See?"
"Stop that!" they both yelled at each other.
Demeter made a box of fruit loops, a bowl, milk, and a spoon appear and she said, "Being in a room with those two gives me a headache and gods don't even get headaches, I need my cereal."
No one said anything because they didn't want her to suggest they have some, if she did they would have to eat cereal for the fifth time that day.
If anyone didn't get the Geewilligers thing for some reason, it just sounds like something someone would say in the fifties and it was meant to make Zeus sound old for saying it.
