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Athena was waking up when she noticed something was...off. When she opened her eyes she realized she wasn't at her home in Olympus.

What the heck is going on? she wondered.

She looked around and she knew she was underwater. Not only that, but she smelled fishy.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?" Athena asked/shouted when she noticed someone in the bed with her.

The person in the bed with her was Amphitrite.

"Poseidon, are you alright?"

"Poseidon?" Athena said in a confused voice, "I'm not Poseidon, I'm Athena."

Now Amphitrite was confused, "If this is one of you're weird jokes, it's not funny."

"It's not, I don't know what's going on or how I got here." Since Athena is the goddess of wisdom, admitting she didn't know something was really hard.

"This is crazy," Amphitrite said, "There's no way you're Athena. You hate her."

"I'm not Poseidon I-" she was cut off when Amphitrite pointed to the wall and told her, "Look, you even have a pin the tail on Athena game." there was a picture on the wall of Athena with a tail pinned to her forehead. She then made a mental note to strangle Poseidon the minute she found out what was going on.

Her thoughts were soon interrupted when she accidentally looked in a mirror.

"Oh my gods!"

She had the exact same face as Poseidon, and when she looked down she noticed she had his body too.

Well that explains the fishy smell.

"Okay this is weird, so I'm gonna just gonna go back to sleep and pretend this never happened," Amphitrite said.

Meanwhile Athena zapped herself to Olympus. She was going to get to the bottom of this.

In Olympus

"Who did it?" Both Athena and Poseidon demanded while storming into the throne room at the same time.

All of the gods and goddesses just sat there. But then Hermes looked away suspiciously.

"You," Athena(in Poseidon's body) pointed to him.

"Hey," he waved at her and looked away.

"Why am I in Owl Head's body?" Poseidon/Athena questioned Hermes.

"Okay fine, I did it," Hermes admitted, "You two argue so much, so with the help of Hecate, I made you switch bodies."

"Well when can we switch back?"

"Two weeks."

Poseidon and Athena gasped, and all of the other gods seemed amused by this.

"What? I can't go two weeks in Shark face's body smelling like tuna fish!"

Poseidon ignored Athena's comment and said, "Is there something else we can do. I'm getting the urge to read big complicated looking books, it's terrible!"

"Well there is one thing...," Hermes told them with a sly grin.

Later...

"You've got to be kidding me," Athena said in an irritated voice.

Turns out, there was only one way for them to get their bodies back, they had to be magically handcuffed together for two weeks. Technically they didn't have to do it, but if they didn't, they'd still be in each others bodies, and neither of them wanted that at all.

"This is a load of crap," Poseidon grumbled.

"Maybe you should at least try to get along," Hestia suggested.

"Not gonna happen, I can't spend two weeks handcuffed to an idiot," Athena scowled.

"Both of you have nasty attitudes," Demeter frowned, "For that, no cereal for the rest of the week."

Poseidon and Athena tried to hide their smiles and act sad about it, when really, that was the best news they'd heard all day. Demeter forced all of them to eat cereal everyday, so this would be a pleasant change.

"That's not fair!" Everyone else said.

"Don't feel bad for them," Demeter told them, "they don't deserve cereal."

After that the rest of the gods came up with an idea. They all started beating each other up and knocking stuff over(with the exception of Hestia) and when they were done they said, "We don't deserve cereal either, we've been really bad today."

please say we're not allowed to eat cereal, they all hoped.

Demeter crossed her arms and looked at all of them in disbelief, "You really need you're cereal!"

"So much for that," Apollo mumbled.

"But you're not getting the good brands, from now on, all the cereal you get will be generic."

Demeter manifested some and said, "Instead of Fruit Loops, you're only gonna be allowed to eat Crunch O Munch O's."

"I'm not going with another one of you're plans," Zeus said to Ares.

"I thought it was fun beating each other up."

"Shocking," Artemis said sarcastically, "Now we have to eat Crunch O Munch O's."

"I don't want my good cereal to go to waste, so even though I don't like him, all of the good cereal will go to Hades."

As soon as Demeter said that everyone heard foot steps and a voice getting closer saying, "!" it was Hades.

"I'm going on strike! If you make me eat another bowl of Frosted Flakes I'm gonna shoot myself, that lady is crazy as Hades forcing everyone to eat her cereal!"

"I am not crazy! They love my cereal."

non of the gods or goddesses decided to comment about that because Demeter can get pretty crazy when someone says they don't like cereal.

While she was arguing with Hades, Athena and Poseidon were still trying to figure out how they were gonna manage being handcuffed together.

"Don't try anything weird," Athena warned Poseidon.

"What's that suppose to mean, do I look like a weirdo to you?"

"Yes."

"I'm offended."

"That was the point."

"Awe!" Aphrodite gushed, "You two are perfect for each other."

"What kind of crack have you been smoking?" Athena asked, "anyone can see that we will never be together."

"Yeah, what owl head said," Poseidon agreed.

Despite Poseidon and Athena's denial Aphrodite wasn't giving up just yet, "I bet you, by the end of this two weeks, you'll be inseparable."

"We already are," both of them said holding up their cuffed hands.

This was gonna be a long two weeks.

I got my switching bodies idea from 'no one but someone.' he actually suggested that I make Athena and Poseidon switch clothes, but that gave me the idea of them switching bodies, which somehow led to the handcuff thing. But anyway, I'll try to update faster. Review :)