I don't own PJO

It hadn't even been a day yet and Poseidon and Athena were going crazy.

"Ares, do you have an strong knife?" Athena asked him.

Ares made one appear and handed it to Athena.

"You can't cut through them, they're magical," Hermes told her.

"I know that, I was gonna cut Poseidon's hand off."

"Hey!" Poseidon yanked his hand away, but when he did he yanked Athena's too.

"You idiot!" She yanked him.

Now they were yanking and shoving each other.

"Fight!" Ares shouted.

"How are you gonna change clothes, and take showers?" Apollo asked them.

Now all of the gods and goddesses were looking at them. They hadn't thought about that.

"Well I'm not taking a shower with him," Athena said.

"Neither am I."

"So you're just gonna stink?" Aphrodite looked grossed out.

"How would they even take their clothes off to take a shower?" Zeus asked.

Poseidon and Athena froze, they hadn't thought about how that would work.

"They'll have to help each other undress," Apollo said trying to keep a straight face, but he didn't.

Everyone started laughing at the thought of Athena and Poseidon having to undress each other.

"Shut up!" they both shouted.

Everyone ignored them and kept laughing, except for Artemis.

"Boys are so immature," she said shaking her head.

Since they weren't gonna sit in the throne room all day they decided to stay in Athena's house in Olympus while they were cuffed together. Because it would just be awkward to go to Poseidon's palace with Amphitrite.

"By the way, don't touch, eat, or breathe on anything," Athena warned him before they walked in.

"You're nice," Poseidon said sarcastically.

"I know."

the first thing he noticed when he walked in was a picture of him on the wall.
"What's that doing here?" he asked wondering why Athena would have a picture of him.

She just stood there for a second and then she said, "I use it to play darts."

"sure you do," Poseidon teased her.

"Really, I do! Look, I have my darts right here." she made them appear and then threw one at the picture of Poseidon and it landed on one of his eyes.

Now he felt even more uncomfortable staying here. Things didn't really get any better later.

"So," he attempted to make small talk, "is all you do in your spare time?"

Athena had been reading for about an hour and Poseidon was forced to sit there.

"Yes."

"Oh okay."

kill me, he thought. I need water now.

He looked at a faucet and made it explode, water shot everywhere, and this made him feel a lot better.

"Poseidon! What the Hades is wrong with you?" the water hadn't got him wet, but Athena wasn't so lucky.

"there's nothing else to do here! If I see another book I'm gonna shoot myself!"

"Do it, I'm not gonna stop you."

"Just because you said that, I won't."

Athena forgot they were handcuffed for a second and she tried to walk away, but she couldn't.

"If you really want something to do, go knock up a mortal. You seem to like doing that."

Poseidon looked disgusted.

"no, do you know how awkward that would be? What am I suppose to say, 'I'm gonna knock you up, but Athena has to be here while I do it',"

"Wow, you're disgusting."

"I wasn't actually serious, I'm not into knocking people up anymore. And if I do decide to, you can't watch."

"I really don't want to."

Since Athena had been blasted by water she wanted to change clothes, but it was gonna be difficult.

"Turn around," she told Poseidon.

"Why?"

"I need to change my shirt, don't look."

Even though he turned around he was really tempted to look, just because she told him not to.

Athena struggled to get the shirt off and it wasn't working.

"Do you need help with that?" Poseidon asked.

"Yes," Athena said through her teeth. She didn't like having to ask for help.

"Then you should probably call someone."

"Shut up fish breath."

"my breath doesn't smell like fish, you-" he was about to call her something but he couldn't think of anything.

"Well I can't think of anything right now, but when I do, I'll call you that."

"Okay, but seriously, help me get this off!"

"You don't have to yell I'm right here."

He tried to help her get her shirt off but it wasn't really getting anywhere.

"We're gonna have to cut it off."

Athena didn't like the idea of cutting her shirt off, but it was either that or have it dangling from her arm.

"How are you gonna get another shirt on?" Poseidon asked her.

"Crap," Athena muttered.

"Wow, for once you don't have a plan."

"Shut up whale brain."

Poseidon thought Athena was such a know it all, so it was funny to him when she didn't know something. Athena tried to try to put a shirt on but like everything else that day, it didn't work. Poseidon was about to make fun of her for this, but she found a snuggie to wear.

"You're seriously gonna wear a backwards robe?"

"It's called a snuggie."

"and it looks like a backwards robe."

"Well it's not."

"Yes it is, I wore one before, but everyone was complaining about my butt being out."

"You're not suppose to be naked under it," Athena got a disturbing picture of Poseidon's butt cheeks in her head.

"I thought it had a back to it," Poseidon said.

"You didn't even notice a breeze?"

"No."

"Wow."

Things got very awkward when they were in the bed. They tried scooting away from each other, but the handcuffs made that uncomfortable, so they had no choice but to lay close together.

"Don't try anything funny," Athena said.

"What's that suppose to mean?"

"You know exactly what I mean."

"So you think I'm funny?"

"Yeah, but not in a haha kind of way. You're more of a creepy person that people hide their children from."

"I'm not creepy."

"Sure you're not Poseidon."

"Says the person that talks to Owls."

"Says the person that made out with a fish," Poseidon gasped when Athena said that but she continued,"We all saw it on Hephaestus TV when there was a hidden camera in your palace."

"It was one time!" no one was suppose to see that.

"It's still creepy."

"I just wanted to see how it felt!"

"Sure you did."

did you like this chapter? I'm gonna continue about them being handcuffed and after the two weeks is over I'm thinking of making a one shot of Hades getting punked :). Should I do it, and also, should I add Pothena?