Sorry for the extremely long wait, I stayed longer than I thought I would so I didn't get to start writing this chapter until yesterday. Anyway, as usual, I don't own PJO. Oh and for the person that asked why can't Athena and Poseidon just Zap their clothes on, that would just be no fun. I think it's funnier when it's complicated.

"Don't ask," Athena said walking into the throne room wearing a snuggie.

"Wasn't going to," Zeus said.

"But seriously why aren't you wearing normal clothes?" Aphrodite asked.

"I tried to change clothes and this happened."

"So Poseidon helped you undress?" She grinned knowing she was making them uncomfortable.

"It wasn't like that!"

"I'm sure it wasn't," Aphrodite smiled, "You know you like each other."

"Maybe if we all stare at them, they'll confess," Apollo suggested.

Everyone then started staring at Poseidon and Athena.

"Awkward," Poseidon mumbled.

"Tell me about it."

Not only were they being stared at, but Aphrodite was using her love magic on them. Now they were having odd and unusual urges to...like each other.

"Aphrodite please quite," Athena and Poseidon said and it was obvious they were very uncomfortable.

"I don't think I want to."

as everyone was staring Demeter started eating cereal, but she didn't take her eyes off of them.

"That's not strange at all," Poseidon said sarcastically.

"I know right," Athena agreed.

"You're actually agreeing with each other for once," Aphrodite said with her smile getting bigger.

"oooooh," all of the other gods and goddesses said.

Athena was quick to tell Aphrodite she was wrong.

"No we are not!"

"Yeah, what she said," Poseidon said.

"You're doing it again," Zeus pointed out.

"No," Poseidon told him, "I meant to disagree with her by saying we are agreeing when she said we aren't."

"So you admit that are."

"No! What are you even talking about?"

"He's saying that when we said we weren't agreeing we were, but then you changed your mind and said we weren't by saying that we are, and Zeus is saying that you just admitted we are agreeing, even though you didn't mean to say we were," Athena explained.

"I didn't understand a word you just said, but I'm gonna pretend I did."

"Works for me."

"They're actually not calling each other names for once," Hermes said.

"I know, it feels weird not to hear them calling each other names," Demeter said while still eating cereal.

"It's because they're punks," Ares grumbled.

Everyone started talking about how Poseidon and Athena haven't went a day without arguing in years, but Athena interrupted them by saying, "When I want to argue with squid breath I will, but until then, would everyone please shut up about it."

"And when I want to call owl head names I will."

"We don't have anything else to talk about here," Hera said, "We all know the only reason we come in here is to gossip."

"Speaking of gossip," Aphrodite said, "Did you get on Olympusbook yesterday, Artemis liked a picture."

"What's so exciting about that?" Apollo asked.

"It was a boy's picture."

Everyone then looked at Artemis expecting her to explain.

"I don't have to explain anything to any of you." She crossed her arms over her chest.

They still looked.

"I do not like boys!"

"So you're lesbian?"

"No!"

"Are you Bi?"

"No!"

"OMG are attracted to animals?" Aphrodite asked, "I know I'm the love goddess but even I don't understand that, you should be ashamed of yourself for taking advantage of animals in that way."

Everyone started laughing really hard when she said 'taking advantage of Animals in that way'.

"So that's why you like hunting," Apollo said, "I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff little sister."

"I'm not attracted to animals, and how many times do I have to tell you, I'm the oldest!"

"At least you're better than Hera and Zeus," Hephaestus told Artemis, "They're brother and Sister."

Hera frowned at him, and Zeus just sat there and stared blankly.

"You've been acting strange," Poseidon said to Zeus.

"What? Me, strange? Nooooo."

everyone else thought the same thing as Poseidon but didn't say anything about it. But their attention turned from him when the throne room doors opened. It was...Zeus. Now they were all confused as they stared at two Zeus'.

"Who are you?" they all asked when he walked in.

"I'm Zeus," he said like it should've been obvious.

"Well then if you're Zeus, then who's that?" they then looked at the one that had been in the throne room with them.

"Uh...I can explain," he said.

The real Zeus that had just walked in was as confused as everyone else. After some awkward stares, imposter Zeus changed into his true form.

"Hades! You were pretending to be Zeus!"

"Yeah, and I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling gods."

he walked out and it was silent.

"Well, that was interesting."

R&R