I still am gonna continue about Pothena being stuck together, but I'm kind of having a writer's block right now, and this came off the top of my head.
I still don't own PJO
"Hello welcome to Pizza Coffin, what would you like to order?" the skeleton behind the counter asked Hades.
"I want a pepperoni pizza."
"We don't have that."
That's weird, Hades thought. What kind of pizza restaurant doesn't have pepperoni?
"Alright, then can I have cheese pizza?"
"We don't have that."
"Supreme?"
"We don't have that either."
Hades was getting annoyed now.
"Do you have any kind of pizza?"
"No."
"Then why is this place called pizza coffin?"
"It just is."
"What do you have then?"
"Food."
"What kind of food?"
"None of your business."
"Forget it, I'm leaving!" Hades stormed out of the restaurant.
Since he was still hungry he decided to go to the drive thru at DeathDonald's.
"Welcome to DeathDonald's, what do you want?" The drive through person sounded bored.
"Can I get a burger, chicken nuggets, fries, and a large coke."
"So you want a milk shake, a kids meal, and vanilla ice cream?"
"No, I said I want a burger, chicken nuggets, fries, and a large coke."
"Okay, so orange sherbert, salad, and a chicken sandwich."
"NO, THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID!" Hades yelled punching the drive through machine thing.
"You don't have to yell Sir."
"Well then, get my order right! I want a burger, chicken nuggets, fries, and a large coke! How hard is that to understand?"
"You know what, I don't like your attitude, so you can just have a Mountain Dew. That'll be one dollar."
Instead of going to get the mountain dew he drove off. He really needed to hire better people to work in the Underworld. The service there is terrible. But, he decided to go to Wal-Mart.
When he got in he noticed there wasn't anything in there.
"Where is everything?" he asked one of the people that worked there.
"What do you mean? This is everything."
"All I see are walls."
"Yeah, that's what we sell."
"You actually sell walls?"
"Yes."
"Walls!"
"Sir, is there a problem?"
"WALLS!"
"Is everything okay?"
"WALLS!"
Hades was pretty angry and frustrated right now, why in the world would Wal-Mart only sell walls?
This chapter was probably kinda dumb, but it made me laugh writing it, especially the last part :P WALLS!
