A/N: aah, i have nothing to say, that never happens. this is so weird.
Disclaimer: not mine
chapter three
8pm, Head's common room.
Good news!
What is it?
Guess.
I don't want to guess.
You have to! That's why I said guess what!
Well, I think that is stupid and lame!
Too bad. Moony and Padfoot, you guys guess!
Okay! You sprouted another head and you're about to receive a lethal injection.
No Padfoot, that's not good news, and even if it were you'd already know if he had another head.
I think that's good news.
Well it's not.
Yes it is
No it's not
Yes it is
No it's not
Shut up Moony, I already won.
No you didn't.
Yes I did!
Oh my god, stop with the diary fights!
Oh! That's a bit rich, coming from you! You're a hypocrite.
Don't scoff at me! Just shut up and listen to Wormtail.
Yeah, the good news is I don't have to go on exchange.
Why not?
You act as if it's a bad thing he's not leaving.
It's not a bad thing. Why don't you have to go? Did they lock up your crazy mum?
No, the French school, Beauxbatons is a school for girls only!
So you mean there will be a bunch of French chicks coming?
Yeah.
Score!
Sirius, you have a girlfriend. Speaking of whom, here she comes.
Why does she look so depressed? What did you do Padfoot?
Nothing! I didn't do anything!
Diarecordium spell.
"Hi Emma!" Sirius said enthusiastically, as he gave his girlfriend a kiss,
"Hey Sirius." She said,
"What's wrong? You look really upset."
"I hate my parents." She said,
"Why? What'd they do to you?"
"They're making me go to France for two months on exchange," she said, bursting into tears,
"Why?"
"Because I've never been there and I need to see the different cultures or something stupid. It's not fair Sirius, I don't want to go."
"I don't want you to go either." He said desperately, "Maybe your parents are joking or something, maybe they're just playing a joke?"
"No, they're serious, Sirius."
"Then I'll come with you."
"You can't, it's an all-girl school."
"Even better."
"Sirius."
"Sorry."
"That's okay. I wish you could come, but you can't."
"This is so unfair." Sirius said sadly, kissing her lightly on the lips,
"It's only two months, it's not that long, we'll use owls, and I'll come over at Easter!" he said, trying to think of a bright side, but it was very hard to do so, "How long till you go?" James asked,
"Four days."
Diarecordium spell terminated.
This sucks, I'm going to go and kill myself.
That's exactly what Emma said.
Lily, why are you writing in my diary?
Because Ellie stole mine to do her homework in.
Where is Ellie?
In our dorm.
I might go and find her.
Guess what I just found out.
What?
The French girl, who is coming to stay, is going to be living in my old dorm, Ellie is going to be living with her, I might move back in for a while to help her. We have to be her 'hosts', meaning we have to take care of her.
But you don't speak French.
Ellie does, we'll have to teach her basic english, hopefully she will already know a little. Anyway,I'll see you guys later, I have to go and find out what the girl's name is.
Bye.
Seeya Lils.
…
Geez, how depressing is this? Emma is leaving for two whole months, and Ellie has to live with some French chick for two months, and she is going to have to translate everything for everyone till this girl learns English.
This sucks, that means that this French chick is going to muck up our group. Where's Ellie? I wonder what she thinks.
Well, she's probably making out with Remus in the common room. She's probably very annoyed; she's very territorial. She won't like having some other chick treading on her turf.
Three things Padfoot: 1. Don't use the expression 'treading on her turf.' It doesn't suit you, 3.Don't act soRemus-y, it doesn't suit you,and 2. Where did you learn that word?
What word?
Territorial?
Remus gave me 'a word a day calendar.'
Oh, is that the thing on your nightstand that says October 12th?
Yeah, I haven't exactly pulled off the day in a few weeks.
Try a few months. It's January the 25th.
I don't care. I'm off mate, I'm going to go and jump off the astronomy tower.
Okay man, you go do that.
…
I know he won't, he values his life too much and he's not that stupid. Maybe I'll go and prank Snape to make me feel better.
Belle Delacour.
What?
That's the name of the girl coming to stay with us.
Oh, okay. She doesn't sound like a snob, she sounds nice.
James, you can't tell much from a name.
You can actually. When I hear the name Lily Evans, I think 'she is a goddess!' and when I hear the name James Potter…
Let me guess, 'he is a god?'
You think I'm a god? Oh thanks Lily, you're so sweet.
Whatever James.
a/n: okay, the next chappy should be up within the next few days, i've already written half of it. please review.
signing out,
pinocchio
