I'm not Riordan

"Will you please unlock us?" Athena begged Hermes.

"Nope, not gonna happen."

"I don't know why you keep asking him that, he's not gonna do it," Poseidon said to Athena.

"You don't know that."

"Yes I do."

"Says the dumb person."

"I'm not dumb!" Poseidon frowned.

"Prove it." Athena said.

Poseidon pulled out a pair of glasses, put them on and then started talking.

"According my calculations, my calculations say that my other calculations say I am indeed very smart, and you Athena, are wrong about me not being smart because your calculations are on crack. One day my calculations and I will rule the world. WORLD DOMINATION!"

O.o

"Wowwww," everyone said.

"I don't know what you were talking about, but that sounded really smart," Aphrodite told him.

"No it didn't," Athena said, "he basically just said pointless things and threw the word calculations in there to sound smart when really that was a very dumb thing to do because it only made him sound more dumb and ignorant than he already is. And neither Poseidon or calculations can take over the world causing world domination, so what he just said was in fact very pointless."

O.o

"You just couldn't let him feel smart for a second?" Hermes asked.

"Nope, I wouldn't be me if I did."

"Is your head full of dictionaries and encyclopedias?" Poseidon asked.

"No, those wouldn't fit in there. My head's not that big."

"I wouldn't be so sure about that," Poseidon mumbled.

"Will you two please quite insulting each other?" Hestia asked them.

"You should find something to do that you both like," Hera suggested.

"Like going to a library," Athena said.

"No, Athena does boring pointless things like reading and educational things that no one cares about, and I'm not going to a library."

"and I'm not doing anything you want to do."

"That's not the right attitude to have," Hera told them, "What's something you both like."

They thought for a minute before finally saying something they both like.

"Food." Everybody loves food.

So this somehow led to them going grocery shopping together. They could've just gone out to eat at a restaurant or something, but then it would've looked like they were on a date, and neither of them wanted that, especially Athena.

"oooh! Look they have those little cars on the shopping carts!" Poseidon said excitedly pointing to them, "I wanna ride in one of them."

Athena rolled her eyes. "You mean the ones made for toddlers?"

"Yeah, those ones."

"Stop being silly and come on."

when they were picking out food, Poseidon said, "Have you tried these banana nut muffins? They're delicious." he was eating one.

"Wait a second, where'd you get those?"

"Off of that shelf, where do you think?"

"Wow Poseidon," Athena said laughing.

"What?" he asked while still chewing.

"You're not suppose to eat the food in the store before you pay for it."

"Oh..."

"can we get in one of those?" Poseidon asked looking at the electric shopping carts with the chair and the basket on the front.

"That would be pointless, you can walk."

"Obviously I can walk, but I still want to ride it."

"N-" before Athena could finish saying no, Poseidon was walking toward it.

"Poseidon, stop right now!"

he didn't listen to her as he sat down in the seat. Since the seat was only made for one person, Athena was left standing up.

"Get up! This is dumb, and besides, since we're handcuffed and there's no room for me on here you can't ride it."

"Yes I can, see."

he picked Athena up and put her in the basket at the front and started driving.

"Get me out of here!" she yelled.

"This is awesome!"

people in the store gave them weird looks and little kids pointed at them.

"Stop this now!"

it took some time but they finally stopped.

"That's it, I'm leaving!" Athena stormed out of the store with Poseidon right behind her.

"You know that was fun," Poseidon said smiling.

"no it wasn't, it was silly and immature."

They both got into the car and began driving. Everything was silent until they heard someone crying. They both turned around and there was a kid in the backseat.

"You're not my mommy," he sobbed.

"I'm guessing this is someone else's car," Athena said.

Awkward.