Blah blah blah, I don't own PJO
"Oooh what's this?" Poseidon asked looking at a cup full of red liquid.
He picked it up and was about to drink it when Athena said, "You really shouldn't drink it if you don't know what it is."
"It's red and liquid, so it's obviously fruit punch."
Poseidon ignored Athena and started drinking it. But then something weird happened. For about five seconds he stood motionless and then he looked at Athena and smiled.
"Athena, my love, I have never seen anyone more beautiful."
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"Um...are you okay?" Athena asked, even though she knew he was obviously not because under normal circumstances he would never say that to her.
"Why yes I am, because I'm here with you." he kissed her hand.
At that point Athena was sure that whatever it was that Poseidon drank had something strange in it. For a second she thought about it, and it all made since. There was only one person that could be behind this.
"APHRODITE!" she yelled when she found her in the throne room with the rest of the gods.
"Nice seeing you too Athena."
"You made that love potion didn't you?"
"Athena, my one and only true love, there is no need to be upset with Aphrodite for such a wonderful thing. The only thing in the world better than love, are your beautiful gray eyes."
"Woah," said everyone else.
"Has he been smoking crack?" Ares asked.
"That's what it looks like," Apollo said.
"Okay I admit it, I made the potion," Aphrodite confessed, "But it wasn't for Poseidon."
"So can you undo it?" Athena asked her.
"Nope," Aphrodite smiled, "This is so cute!"
"Well then when does it wear off?"
"One day."
Athena sighed in relief that it was only one day and not a long time because it was already weird now and it hadn't even been that long.
"One day is simply not enough," Poseidon said, "I want the rest of eternity so we can read wonderful books together, build a monument of our love, make strategies, plan our wedding, and eventually ride off into the lovely sunset together."
Everyone stared at him with a puzzled expression.
"I always knew Poseidon was off in the head," Zeus stated.
"and then after that," Poseidon continued, "We can make wonderful romantic love to each other."
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"Wow."
Athena gasped and moved away from him, even though she couldn't move very far because of the cuffs.
"Nuh uh, not gonna happen." she said.
"What is wrong love? Don't you want to unite with me?"
"No. just. no. there will no uniting going on."
"As you wish, my soul mate."
They didn't even notice at first that Apollo and Hermes were video taping them.
"This is going on Hephaestus TV, and to Camp Half-Blood," They said.
"No! Don't do it!" Athena insisted.
"my beauty, don't be ashamed of our love," Poseidon said, "Let's show the world how we feel about each other."
"Stupid boys," Artemis mumbled.
Athena stood awkwardly as Poseidon got down on one knee. He manifested a ring and asked, "Will you marry me?"
Everyone else gasped while Aphrodite was whispering, "Say yes say yes."
"No..."
"But, why? Aren't we in love?"
"No, you are. And that's only because you were snorting crack- I mean, you drank that potion."
"Why are you saying such things? I thought you said we'll one day make little Pothenas."
Hermes fell back in his chair laughing.
"Have you ever been to rehab?" Athena asked Poseidon.
"No."
"Well you should consider going."
