I'm not Riordan.

The next day when the potion wore off, Poseidon didn't remember anything he'd done the day before, and by the way all of the gods were acting, he was guessing it was something weird.

"What did I do yesterday?" He asked Athena.

"You said some pretty weird stuff."

"Like what?"

"You proposed to me," Athena blurted out.

Poseidon gasped.

"I would never do something like that!"

"But you did, because you drank that potion," she explained.

"Potion? You mean the fruit punch?"

"It obviously wasn't fruit punch Poseidon."

"It did taste kinda funny."

"and you said something about pothenas." Athena said kind of creeped out.

Poseidon blushed because he couldn't imagine saying anything like that. So he decided to change the subject.

"You remember when I couldn't come up with a name to call you?"

"Yes."

"Well I got it now, cootie queen."

"Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!"

"Hey! You got that off of an Orbit commercial you son of a biscuit eating bulldog!"

there was a short pause and they both started laughing. Which was weird to both of them because they don't ever laugh together, usually they're screaming at each other.

"wait a second," Poseidon said, "you actually watch TV?"

"Yes, but only the discovery channel and educational things." Athena said quickly.

"That's weird, I have all of those channels blocked, so I don't even have to pass by them."

"Why would you do that? Don't you want to learn something?" she asked.

"No." Poseidon told her like she should already know that.

"That's kind of idiotic don't you think? If you don't learn anything you're gonna be even more dumb."

"I am not an idiot. I do know some stuff. Like how water gives you strong bones."

"I thought I already told you in chapter one that milk gives you strong bones, not water."

"Chapter?" Poseidon said confused, "You act like were in some kind of weird fanfiction called Regular Day in Olympus by IheartLukeCastellan with 61 reviews."

"That's crazy talk," Athena told him, "There's no such thing as fanfiction."

"Or is there?"

"You're really starting to creep me out right now."

"So it's working." Poseidon smiled creepily.

Athena scooted away from him and said, "do you get some kind of sick enjoyment out of this."

"Yes, yes I do."

"Don't you think you're a little too old to find this amusing?"

"yes, yes I am."

Later that day...

Athena and Poseidon were about to get something to eat, but when they opened the refrigerator something was wrong. On top of it there was a whole lot of cereal, and in it there were a lot of jugs of milk.

"Demeter," they both said.

Right after they said her name she appeared.

"Do you like what I've done with the place?" she asked.

"You mean replacing all of my food with cereal?" Athena said rhetorically.

"Yeah that." Demeter smiled happily.

"Then no, where is all my food?"

"I threw it out."

"What do you expect us to eat besides cereal?" Poseidon asked.

"Why do you need to eat anything else besides cereal?" Demeter wondered why he'd even ask such a question.

"Never mind, I give up."

When it comes to cereal, you have to be an idiot to argue with Demeter. So needless to say, they ate their cereal.

After they were done eating they watched TV and Olympus News was on.

On todays news we have shocking news, The god and goddess that hate each other are getting married. That's right you guessed it, Poseidon and Athena are engaged. Here is a clip showing proof.

"Will you marry me?" Poseidon asked.

"Yes," Athena replied.

So there you have it folks, lets all make them uncomfortable when they go out in public now. Thank you and goodnight.

"Wowwww."

"I didn't say yes! They edited my voice!"

"Wow." Poseidon repeated.

"I wonder what they mean by make us uncomfortable?" Athena wondered.

Later they found out. People were coming over Athena's house giving them wedding gifts. There was one box in particular that caught their attention. It said From Aphrodite with a heart on it.

Her and Poseidon opened it slowly like they were expecting something to jump out. But when they looked inside it was a bunch lace and silk Lingerie. Athena gasped and Poseidon read the note that was inside.

Have fun, if you know what I mean ;)

O_o

"There will be no fun going on here."