I know what you're all thinking, I have some explaining to do. I was gonna update last week, but I got a computer virus, and it sucked. But it's gone now:)

And the winner of the number contest is...Werefaerie120! The number was 32 and she guessed the closest.

I'm not Riordan, obviously.

"So, did you have fun?" Aphrodite asked Poseidon and Athena when they came into the throne room.

"No, there was no fun."

Aphrodite frowned, "Well did you at least try on your new outfits." she wiggled her eyebrows at Athena.

"I wouldn't even wear that stuff alone, and especially not in front of Poseidon."

"Do you think I'm some kind of pervert or something?" He asked, then he said, "Never mind don't answer that."

"Athena you're becoming as boring as Artemis," Aphrodite said.

"No, I'm not, I just don't like your idea of fun."

"Maybe you should try it then you wouldn't think that," she suggested.

"Aphrodite," Poseidon said, "TMI."

"Can we please change the subject?" Athena seriously didn't want to talk about that kind of stuff.

"Speaking of a subject change, I found this new website that you might like, It's called ." Hermes told her.

Poseidon looked at the computer screen and said, "It has writing and all of that boring stuff. It's perfect for you Athena."

"Writing isn't boring, I think it's wonderful that there's a website devoted to literature."

Poseidon fake yawned at that and Athena ignored him.

They looked through the Percy Jackson& the Olympians section.

"Let's look at this story,"

It was Regular Day in Olympus by iheartLukeCastellan.

As they were reading it, it was like they were getting a deja vu."

"How does this person know all of this stuff?" Artemis asked paranoid now.

All of the gods and goddesses looked around the room.

"I feel like were being watched," Zeus said.

"iheartLukeCastellan, if you're in here somewhere, show yourself!" Apollo shouted.

They didn't expect it when iheartLukeCastellan actually did walk into the throne room.

"I was not watching you," she said, "Do you think I'm some kinda stalker?"

"Uh, yeah," They all told her.

"Well then, I'm offended." She crossed her arms over her chest.

"Wait a second, how did you get in here?" Hera asked.
"I went to the empire state building and went up the elevator."

"But you're a mortal."

"Or am I?"

"She's weird, should we blast her?" Poseidon asked.

"Weird people usually don't turn out good, Luke was weird and you saw how that turned out, so we probably should." Athena said.

Hermes looked sad, and iheartLukeCastellan gasped.

"How dare you say that my Lukiekens!"

"Lukiekens?"

"Don't make fun of me, it's a nickname I made up...but I don't say it in public."

"Gee, I wonder why," Ares told her sarcastically.

"I think it's cute!" Aphrodite gushed.

"You think everything is cute," Artemis said.

"We're getting off subject, aren't we suppose to be blasting her out of here?"

"Oh right that."

iheartLukeCastellan then ran for the door and said, "I'm gonna remember this!"

The gods went back to fanfiction. They looked at the reviews for Regular Day in Olympus and clicked on Werefaerie120's page.

"It says she's written 15 stories for Avatar: Last air bender, warriors, Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson, and Glee."

"Who'd want to write about Percy?" Ares asked rhetorically.

"what's that suppose to mean?" Poseidon said.

"Exactly what it sounded like fish breath."

"Hey! That's only okay when Athena says it!"

"That's right! I don't want to hear you call Poseidon fish breath ever again, that's my job and you are not going to take that away from me."

"Okay, you two, stop your flirting," Artemis told them.

"We are not flirting!" they yelled in unison.

"Let's just look at the page okay!" Hermes said, tired of hearing their pointless argument. Poseidon and Athena definitely were flirting.

"Ew!" Artemis looked disgusted.

"What?"

"It says she likes me and Percy together."

all of the gods laughed at that.

"Well, that would be interesting," Apollo said.

"Shut your trap." His sister glared at him.

"Whatever you say little sis."

"I'm older!"

"Oh the lies." he stated dramatically.

"But it says she thinks Percabeth is cute."

"What's percabeth?" Athena asked.

"Percy and Annabeth," Aphrodite said happily.

"Well it's not cute."

"Uh huh," Poseidon said.

"Nuh uh."

"Uh huh."

Nuh Uh."

"Uh huh."

"Nuh uh."

"Uh huh."

Nuh Uh."

"It also says she likes Poseidon and Athena together."

everyone looked at them, expecting them to say something. But they stayed silent.

"I guess that means they agree," Aphrodite said.

"No we don't."

"You already fight like you're married," Hera told them.

"You stay out of this marriage lady."

"Marriage lady? Is that the best you got?" Hera challenged Athena.

"No, you...Cootie queen!"

"Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!"

"I feel like I've heard this conversation." Poseidon scratched his head trying to remember where he'd heard it at.

So did you cootie queens and lint lickers like it? Oh and I have a hundred reviews now! I heart you all :) if I get more there might be something fun in the next chapter if you know what I mean(wink wink). Actually I don't even know what I mean, but I'll figure it out.