A/N: I hope you like this chapter, sorry about the late update.
Disclaimer: not mine
Chapter seven
So… have you guys seen the new girl?
Who?
The new girl. You know, the new girl.
I think he means Belle.
Yeah, that one. The one who's living with Ellie and Lily. Lily's my girlfriend you know. She has been for five months.
Yeah, but you split up for a month in between.
Yeah, well that doesn't count.
I've seen her! She's hot.
Who? Lily? Sirius, she's my girlfriend!
No, the other one. Belle. She's hot.
So you're saying Lily's not hot?
She is hot!
So you're digging on my chick?
What? James! There's no way out of this!
So you lied then!
No, I'm not saying Lily isn't hot, and I'm not saying she is hot! I'm just saying that Belle, the new girl, is hot.
I think you're forgetting something.
Come again?
You have a girlfriend.
I do? Oh, I do! I remember, Emma Greed, I mean Greene!
There is something wrong with you, Padfoot.
Pfft, no there isn't. You always refer to Lily as Ellie.
No I don't.
Oh right. I just wanted to point out a flaw. Guess that wasn't one of the many you have.
What? I don't have a lot of flaws.
You do too! Just ask Lily; she'll list them for you.
She will not! Lily is a very supportive girlfriend, and she loves me for who I am.
She has been complaining about you all the time!
She has not.
You guys always have to make things so complicated.
Oh yeah, like you and Ellie don't have problems.
We don't have as many as you and Lily, or Sirius and Emma.
All I'm saying is that Lily tells people about James' flaws. She advertises them to the world.
Emma and I don't have problems.
Oh yeah, and James is the king of Norway.
What's Norway? James is a king?
Oh my god.
Right. Well, I'm going to go and see about this!
See about what?
Lily telling people about my 'flaws'.
James, you don't have any flaws, you're perfect.
Err, thanks Pete, that was a tad bit creepy. I'm gonna go now…
Diarecordium spell.
"Lily! I have a bone to pick with you!" James said, storming up to her, she was standing in the library, having a conversation with Homer Burns.
"No Homer, listen, you take the figweed and the Kinsley bush and you…"
"Let's talk about something else. You know what's a great topic, the topic of me. It's really very interesting."
"No, Homer, you asked me to help you with Herbology, I have a boyfriend."
"You have such pretty eyes, can I poke them?" he asked, ignoring her completely and creeping her out a bit,
"Um…"
"Keep your grubby mitts away from my flower Burns!" James yelled loudly, receiving a glare from Madame Pince.
"Your flower?" he asked confusedly,
"Yes, my Lily flower."
"Right, I'm going to go now. See you later Lily." he said, turning around and exiting the library.
"Your Lily flower?" Lily questioned angrily,
"I have a bone to pick with you." James said,
"I am not yours!" she shouted, "Oh stop glaring Madame Pince!"
"You bag me out behind my back?" James yelled,
" You don't own me."
"Sirius said you do it all the time!"
"I can talk to any guy I want, when I want!"
"You're my girlfriend, you're supposed to support me in everything that I do!"
"You shouldn't be so over-protective!"
They were having two arguments at one time,
"You're my girlfriend."
"You're too protective of me!"
"You're my girlfriend!"
"James! You need to be less protective, every time I talk to a guy, the next time I see him, he has bruises the size of Australia!" Lily said, "I'm not going to cheat on you, it's something I swore I would never do, and I'm going to stick to it."
"You blab my flaws to everyone! And by the way, James Potter has no flaws!"
"Well, at the moment I am able to think of a few."
"So you do tell people my flaws!"
"I might complain to Ellie and Emma sometimes when you are being a jerk, but other than that, I don't tell anyone!"
"I am never a jerk!"
"You are now!"
"You're meant to support me!"
"You're too protective!"
"You're my girlfriend!"
"Well, not anymore!" Lily screeched, storming out of the library,
"Fine by me!" James yelled, realizing that quite a few students had just witnessed their break-up.
Diarecordium spell terminated.
A/N: Sorry it's short, butI had major writer's block. That's whyI haven't updated anything else. But I'll do my best.
Please review.
signing out,
pinocchio.
