Don't own PJO
Athena and Poseidon were sleeping peacefully until someone burst into the room.
"Aphrodite?"
"Get up! You have to get ready," she told them.
"For what?" Poseidon asked her.
"You'll see."
as they got up, an iris message appeared.
"Percy and Annabeth want to talk to you," Aphrodite said smiling really big.
This couldn't be good.
"Hey," They both said in the message.
Then Percy started to talk. "So we saw the video of you and, it's just sick and wrong. Don't get married, because then Annabeth will be my step sister, and that's wrong on so many levels."
"Yeah," Annabeth said, "and it would be awkward. So please don't get married. What made you all of a sudden want to anyway? Don't you hate each other."
"We don't want to get married, Aphrodite drugged Poseidon and that's why he proposed to me."
"I did not drug him!"
"Well, Aphrodite, potioned him."
"So you're not getting married?" Percy and Annabeth both asked at the same time.
"No," Poseidon and Athena answered.
"Yes they are!" Aphrodite insisted.
She and Athena started arguing and Poseidon ignored them and told Percy and Annabeth, "We're not getting married, but you're still cousins."
"but gods don't have DNA," Annabeth reminded him.
"Or do we?"
"That's it, I'm getting off of here before you tell me something else I don't want to know." Percy waved his hand through the mist and the message disappeared
After that it seemed like Hermes came out of no where, and he was holding keys.
"Oh my gods!" Athena exclaimed, "Are you going to unlock us?"
"Yes, under one condition."
"What? More conditions!"
"You have to do whatever Aphrodite tells you to do today."
They gasped and Aphrodite was literally jumping for joy. That was a pretty tough decision because listening to Aphrodite could get pretty scary. But, they really wanted to be out of those hand cuffs.
"I'm free!" Poseidon shouted while throwing his arms in the air.
He started making sniffling noises.
"Are you about to cry?" Hermes asked him.
"I need a moment." Poseidon left the room and went into a nearby bathroom to have a 'moment'.
"Come on Athena, we have to go pick out you a wedding dress."
"For what?"
"To get married, duh."
Aphrodite had to force Athena to go to the bridal store to pick out dresses. Since arguing with Aphrodite was pointless, she just had to go along with it.
When they got in the store there were already dresses sitting out for Athena to try on. It was a scary sight for her, but she had to do what Aphrodite said. Even if that meant trying on wedding dresses.
"This can't take that long, because you're getting married later today and you can't be late for you're own wedding," Aphrodite said.
"Today? Are you crazy?"
"No, don't worry, I have everything planned out. It'll go fine."
Now Athena was absolutely sure Aphrodite was crazy. It's bad enough she was forcing Athena to get married, but it was all gonna be in one day. She wondered what Poseidon thought about this. Did he even know? Or maybe he was still having a 'moment.'
As she was trying on dresses, she was thinking about what Annabeth asked during the iris message. Don't you hated each other.
The truth was, she didn't hate Poseidon. Sure he could sometimes be the most annoying person ever, but she was used to it. Now that she thought about it, it would be weird not to have him there annoying her. In a way it was like they were best friends. Well, best friends that insulted each other all the time, but still friends. And he's not bad looking either.
Oh gods, I do not like Poseidon in that way, she thought.
She then kept chanting this in her mind wanting to believe it...
To be continued...
So there goes you're Pothena :) Next chapter will be the wedding.
