I don't own PJO. Oh and something kinda off topic, I LOVED son of neptune!

Athena didn't want to do this at all. As she walked down the isle, she hoped for a distraction. Something that could get her out of this. Anything.

She probably shouldn't have hoped for that because she got what she wished for.

"SPIDER!" she screamed.

There was a taranchula spider on the ground crawling by her.

"OH MY GODS! KILL IT NOW!" she jumped up and down screaming.

When Everyone saw Athena freaking out, they started freaking out too. Poseidon was and the news crew were the only people that were acting normal.

"Breaking news, A spider has crashed the wedding of the century! Can you believe it?" she said into the camera.

While she was doing that, somewhere in the crowd Annabeth jumped on Percy's back while screaming, "Leave me alone spider! I didn't do anything!"

"Annabeth, it's not messing with you, it's fifty feet away!" Percy had to scream because of all of the noise.

"That's what it wants you to think!"

Poseidon was about to kill the spider when the news reporter stopped him so she could interview the spider.

"So spider, what were your motives when you thought up the plan to crash this wedding?" she held the microphone close to the spider so it could talk into it, even though spiders can't talked so it really didn't make sense.

"Crazy woman," Poseidon muttered.

Then he killed the spider and the reporter gasped.

"How dare you! I was interviewing him!"

"Oh really, what did he say?" Poseidon asked sarcastically.

"He said your a meany head!"

"okay..." so this is what the world's come to, he thought.

Everyone finally calmed down and it was silent until someone asked, "Are you still getting married?"

Athena and Poseidon both looked at each other for a second, and both of them had the same thought, they may not completely hate each other, but there was no way in Hades were they getting married.

"NO."

"Why not?" Aphrodite pouted.

"Because, were just not."

they didn't stick around to hear what she was going to say, because when it would be pointless to argue, and Aphrodite would've probably found some way to trick them into actually getting married.

"So is the wedding over already?" Zeus asked.

"Nope," Aphrodite told him, "I planned this wedding all day, so even if they don't married, it'll go on."

"Yes!" Dionysus threw his hands in the air, "We can party!"

No one objected to that and the party started. Music was loud, Gods danced, and demigods felt uncomfortable because they were surrounded by dancing gods, which is strange considering gods are usually all serious. Meanwhile Athena changed into something else because she couldn't take another minute in her wedding dress. She also didn't feel like being around everyone else at the moment, so she got away from the party unnoticed. It wasn't really that hard since everyone else was so distracted doing party things.

Athena went around back and sat by the fountain thinking about things. Like the past two weeks, having to spend every minute of it with Poseidon was horrid to think about. But it actually wasn't as bad as she thought, in a way it was actually kinda fun. The other thought she had was, what the heck was she gonna do now that she wasn't handcuffed? She hadn't thought about that before, but it felt strange to be able to use both of her hands again.

"At least I can hold books properly now," she said to herself while feeling kind of crazy because she was talking to herself.

"Only you would be concerned about holding books," she heard someone say.

She turned around quickly and saw Poseidon.

"Why aren't you at the party with everyone else?"

"I was just, um, looking for you." he scratched his head awkwardly. This was really awkward.

"why?"

"Um...you know, because, well..., I don't know." maybe it was because they'd pretty much had to share a hand for two weeks and it was still weird that they weren't attached.

"Oh, well, here I am."

"So, why aren't you at the party?"

"Because, I'm just out here thinking about things."

"about what things?"

"Oh nothing, just stuff."

"Well I think you think too much." Poseidon said.

"But people are suppose to think."

"Not as much as you do. Don't you ever just want to stop?"

"Uh...no." what kinda weird question was that.

"Are you sure?"

"Yup, I'm pretty su-" she was silenced by Poseidon's lips.

He just had to try so he could see what it was like. He was confused about how he felt about Athena, and he figured this would make his feelings clearer...or it could just confuse him more.

Athena didn't see that one coming. The worst thing was she kind of...liked it. But only a little bit, she tried to convince herself.

When they pulled away, they looked at each other for one second then looked away because it was awkward.

"What was that for?" Athena asked.

Poseidon panicked and said, "There was a fly on your lip, and I killed it...with my mouth."

"No seriously."

"You know exactly what that was for."

Athena wanted to make this any more awkward than it already was.

"Okay, but don't tell anyone."

they both agreed on that. It would make things even more awkward to have everyone else involved in their confusion.

"Wanna go now?"

"Yeah, sure."

they went back to the party with everyone else, and things got pretty crazy. All of the gods were acting crazy and getting drunk, especially Dionysus. Later that night when the party was over the craziness didn't stop there. The demigods left, but the gods did a lot more that night.

The next morning

"Where am I?" Zeus asked when he woke up and saw that they were all in some random hotel room. He was laying in a bathtub while Hades was asleep in the sink beside it. He got up and left the bathroom going into the hotel suite living room. Dionysus was asleep on the flat screen t.v, and Hermes was laying outside on the balcony. When Zeus went into the kitchen, Ares was asleep on the stove while Aphrodite was on top of the counters, Artemis was curled up in a cabinet, while Apollo had his head in the refrigerator.

"What the hades happened?"

found some more gods in random places, but he didn't see Poseidon or Athena.

He woke everyone up and they all had hangovers, including his self.

"What happened last night?" he asked them.

They all shrugged.

"I don't know, I don't remember a thing."

Zeus was about to say something else when a kangaroo popped up from behind the couch.

"Oh my gods! Why is there a kangaroo in here?"

they really need to figure out what happened.

"Has anyone seen Poseidon and Athena?" Apollo asked.

"No, where could they be at?"

after that, the gods searched the hotel and all over Olympus, but none of them found them.

"I think we lost Poseidon and Athena."

I love the last part, I got the idea while thinking about the hangover :)