So I finished this chapter and I don't mean to toot my own horn(I'm going to anyway), but the rest of the chapter is hilarious, I was rotfl the entire time :)
"So we're all going to split up and try to find Poseidon and Athena and also find out what happened last night," Zeus told everyone, "And tonight we'll meet up in the throne room."
Hades, Persephone, and Demeter
"We just had to be grouped up with you," Hades grumbled looking at Demeter.
"At least I don't smell like death!"
"What's wrong with smelling like death?"
"Forget it, I give up."
They all walked through new york city looking at places where a god might be, but none of them saw Pothena.
"Well, we're not finding anything, they're probably not here," Persephone said.
"Yup, let's just go back and end this search." Hades started to walk away when Demeter grabbed him.
"Not so fast corpse brain, that guy in that grocery store window keeps glaring at me, so maybe we did something there last night."
They all went into the grocery store, and the guy in the window pointed to Demeter.
"You! You're the one that stole all the lucky charms!"
Demeter gasped.
"Why would I need to steal cereal? I can just make it appear."
Persephone and Hades looked at her like she was crazy because she'd just said she can make cereal appear, in front of a human.
The grocery store dude didn't believe her and he just shook his head. "So that's what they're calling it nowadays, 'making it appear'."
"What exactly happened when we were here?" Persephone asked him.
"Cereal lady, you, and two other drunk people came in here acting like fools. Cereal lady got on top of a shelf, took her clothes off, and poured lucky charms all over herself!"
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"You're lying, I'd never do that! Well...at least not in front of anyone."
"Yes you did! Now perverts keep coming here looking for you. You even have a nickname, the lucky charm with magical marshmallows."
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Persephone would never look at her mother the same way again.
"What did the other two people look like?" Demeter asked, trying to change the subject from her and her lucky charms.
"Both had black hair, one had green eyes and the other one had grey ones."
At least they were getting some kind of information.
"What did they do?"
"Well they didn't get naked and show their marshmallows, they robbed the bakery." he frowned. There were literally no cakes left.
"Did they happen to stay a night here?"
"No, why would anyone stay at a grocery store?"
"Okay then, that's all we need."
They all started leaving the store when the man yelled after them, "You still have to pay for that cereal!"
Artemis, Apollo, and Hermes
Artemis, Apollo, and Hermes went inside of a random bar to see if they'd been there.
"Hey, did we come here last night?" Artemis asked a bartender.
When he saw them he had to hold back a laugh.
"Oh yeah, you and some other people were here. Why? You don't remember anything?"
"No, can you please tell us what happened?"
They all sat down on a bar stool as the bartender explained to them what happened.
"I think there were two other people here with you, and they had a lot of bread and cakes with them. Don't ask why, because I don't know."
That was weird. Maybe they robbed a bakery, Artemis thought.
"One of em smelled fishy, but anyway, it's too much to explain. We have surveillance cameras in the back if you want to watch."
They went to the back, and they were glad that they could actually see what happened, so they would have more information. Which could lead them to finding out where Poseidon and Athena were.
On the video they saw Poseidon standing on top of a bar stool.
"Look Athena! I'm a monkey!"
he started jumping up and down while scratching his self and shouting, "Ooh Ooh Ah Ah!" (monkey sounds).
"And I'm a duck!"
Athena started making frog noises.
"Ribbet!"
"Ducks don't ribbet, they moo!" Poseidon told her.
As they jumped around like maniacs Artemis came into view on the screen.
"Catch me if you can!" she yelled while running.
Then they could see Hermes chasing after her.
"Come back here and let me spank you!"
"No! I'll spank you!"
Then out of nowhere Hades appeared.
"Hades smash! Hades destroy!" Don't ask why he was talking in third person.
He spun around in circles and shouted, "ROAR!"
Apollo was standing on top of the bar in only his underwear saying, "I am too sexy for my clothes."
Meanwhile Pothena stopped doing bad animal impersonations and got out there stolen bread and cake. The weird thing was, when they started eating they were making sound effects for some odd reason.
"Yum yum yum yum yum!" Poseidon said while eating.
Athena joined in and said, "mmm mmm good!"
Hermes saw them and he looked like he was going to steal their food. So when he came toward them after spanking Artemis, they held up their hands.
"Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!"
"Aw man!" Hermes snapped his fingers, but then he said, "Wait a second! That doesn't stop me. Gimme that cake!"
"Wanna go somewhere else?" Poseidon asked Athena.
They were both mad that they'd been robbed by Hermes.
"Yeah, let's go to the Kangaroo shop."
And then they skipped out of the bar.
That's when the tape ended. Apollo, Artemis, and Hermes were all shocked to say the least. Artemis couldn't believe Hermes had 'spanked' her, she definitely wouldn't be telling the hunters that. Hermes, on the other hand, was thinking of a way to get to do it again. He'd always had a thing for Artemis.
He winked at her.
"Creep!"
Up next is Ares, Aphrodite, Zeus, and Hera.
