So I know I haven't updated in forever, but my laptop won't come on because it won't charge. So I haven't used it since the end of October and it sucks. Hopefully it's going to get fixed tomorrow(and if it doesn't that'll suck even more), right now I'm on my mom's new laptop but I will not make a habit out of it because I like to use my own laptop. Anyway, I won't do trick or treating because it's pass Halloween, so it'd be kind of dumb. But this chapter should be hilarious if you've ever watched dateline nbc, and even if you haven't it should still be funny. And by the way, I'll put Percy and Annabeth's reactions to Poseidon and Athena's 'friendliness' next chapter.

Since the Halloween party Poseidon had been a lot happier than usual. Instead of going back to his palace under the sea, he was going to Athena's house. Surprisingly she'd invited him, but they hadn't told anyone about it. Gods are already nosy, it's better not to have them in their business.

She'd left the door unlocked so Poseidon walked right in. he didn't expect it when a guy in a suit walked into the living room.

"Hi, have a seat right here," he pointed to the couch.

Poseidon was confused, but he sat down anyway.

"So, what brings you here today?" The man asked.

"I came to see Athena…who are you?"

"That's not important right now. So you came to see Athena. How do you two know each other?"

"We just see each other a lot and we talk sometimes."

"Is that right?" The man didn't seem convinced, "Well, I have some of your IMs here and what you just told me is a lie. It says here 'how old are you?' and she said 'I am 13.' And then you said 'I like 13 year olds I find them very sexy."

Poseidon gasped.

"What are you talking about? I'd never say anything like that!"

"and then you go on to say, 'I want to perform **** *** on you and **** your ***.'

"I don't know what you're talking about, I've never sent any IMs like that."

"She says 'I have never done that before can you teach me?' then you say 'I will, and I will bend you over and ***************************************'. How do you explain that?"

"Wowwww."

"I'm Chris Hansen from dateline nbc, and we're doing a story on adult men who search for young girls on the internet for sexual reasons, the girl you were talking to on the internet was really a decoy we used to lure you in."

"But I didn't talk to anyone on the internet, I just came here to see Athena." Was this man crazy?

"There are cops outside that will arrest you when you leave."

"But-" Poseidon was cut off when Athena walked in and asked, "What's going on? Who is this?"

"I guess he's Chris Hansen."

Chris was confused now.

"What are you doing in my house?"

Before he could answer Athena, Poseidon said, "he thinks I'm some pedophile that wants to bend over 13 year olds or something."

"I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong house, I'll leave now."

Chris Hansen ran out of the house really quick.

"Well this is awkward," Poseidon and Athena said in unison.

"At least you weren't the one accused of being a child bender over."

"A child bender over?"

"I made it."

"I can tell."

"Wait a second, how did he even get to Olympus?"

Athena shrugged, "I don't know, we should really get better security around here."

I know it was super short, but hopefully I'll be updating soon again and it'll be longer. Oh and I'm so happy I have 187 reviews, can we get to 200? R&R and I'll give you virtual hug and a smile :)