Athena and Poseidon stayed out all day long doing random things (and we all know what happens when gods do random things) so when they got back to Olympus it was late. They turned on the lights on in Athena's house when they walked in, and there was a shimmering image of Percy and Annabeth.

"Care to explain?"

Oh crap.

"Explain what?" Poseidon asked.

"Your sudden 'friendliness' with Athena." Percy told him.

"What makes you think that?"

"Oh nothing, just that you haven't been insulting each other and you're holding hands right now."

Athena and Poseidon quickly let go of each other's hand and scooted away from each other.

"We aren't being friendly" Athena said as she tried to think of an explanation, "We're just uh…doing a play…and Zeus said we have to practice together, and we were acting."

Poseidon gave her a look that said Really?

Then she gave him a look that said, I'd like to see you think of something better.

"So, a play," Annabeth said, "What's it about?"

They tried to think of something to say fast, and Poseidon spoke first.

"It's about two people that are together and they're criminals. They rob banks, and sneak into demigods cabins at Camp half-blood in the middle of the night to do experiments."

O.o

"What?"

"Hey dad, I've never told you this before, but you seriously need to get some help. You're kinda creepy."

"Agreed," Said both Athena and Annabeth.

"I'm not that creepy."

"You really are," Athena told him, "But you wouldn't be you if you weren't."

"But I'm your creep, right?"

When Poseidon realized he'd said that out loud it was too late and Annabeth exclaimed, "I knew it!"

"Wait a second," Athena said, "Why are we being scared? We're the parents!"

"Hey, you're right." Poseidon agreed.

"So you are together?" Both Percy and Annabeth asked.

"That's none of your business, now go…do some homework or something," Athena told them.

"We're leaving now!" Percy waved through the mist really fast before Athena could get anymore crazy ideas. He was not doing homework.

"So, wanna….go watch TV?" Athena suggested.

"Uh sure." It wasn't what Poseidon was hoping for, but at least they didn't have to read books.

They turned to Olympus TV and a commercial was on.

"Hey you!" Ares shouted loudly on the TV.

"Have you ever wondered why only girls get to wear panties? Me too, and it's not fair that we men have to stick to the same boring underwear and that's why we have the new MANTIES!"

It showed a picture of 'manties' with teddy bears on them.

"Before, it would've been gay or fruity to wear panties, but not anymore! These manties are made for men, and THEY'RE NOT GAY, because they're not panties!"

It showed a video of Apollo modeling them and Ares said, "If you wear manties you'll get all of the hot girls!"

A bunch of girls crowded around Apollo and he smiled really big and wiggled his eyebrows.

"And if you thought that was good, wait until you see the new man bra!"

Now Apollo was wearing a bra.

"Now you may be thinking, why would a man need a bra? We need it to feel even more powerful! And it's especially good if you have man boobs!"

"If you order some manties, we'll throw in two man bras for free. It's not fantastic, it's mantastic! Oh, and if you don't buy this or think it's gay, I'LL EAT YOUR SOULS!"

O_O

"Woah." Athena said.

"So this is what the world's come to."

When they were in the throne room the next day everyone were looking at Ares weirdly.

"What are you punks looking at?" Ares asked angrily.

"Nothing," Everyone replied while trying not to laugh.

"manties are not gay!"

When he said that everyone fell over laughing.

"What'd I miss?" Apollo asked as he walked in.

When he saw everyone laughing he caught on.

"I'm not gay!"

"Sure you're not," Zeus told him but it was obvious he was being sarcastic.

Hephaestus looked disappointed when he said, "Well I've been wearing my new manties all day and no hot girls have been chasing me."

"Gee I wonder why," Hera muttered.

"Hera, quit being mean to Hephaestus," Zeus ordered her.

"Quit cheating on me then!"

Everyone else in the throne room sighed and said, "Here we go again."

"I really don't wanna talk about this with you right now Hera."

"And I really wish you'd stop cheating on me, but apparently that's not gonna happen, so I'm going to keep talking about it."

"I'm the boss so I'm putting an end to this converstation!"

"The only thing you're putting an end to is your immune system by sleeping with all of those mortals!"

"Burned!" Everyone all said at the same time.

"Hera please I don't want to talk about my sexual health in front of everyone."

"It's not like it was a secret," Poseidon mumbled.

Desperate to change the subject Demeter asked, "Who wants cereal?"

"Gotta go!" Everyone got up from their thrones and left as fast as they could.

"That was rude. Oh well, guess I'll go to the underworld and eat cereal with Persephone."