Beware this chapter is as dumb as it's title LOL

Since the gods have no lives and they sit around in the throne room doing nothing, Aphrodite convinced everyone to play spin the bottle.

"Athena spin first," Aphrodite told her.

Athena spun the bottle and it landed on Poseidon. Everyone's eyes became glued on them and they waited eagerly for them to kiss. It wasn't like they hadn't kissed each other before, but the gods didn't know that, so they were hesitant at first. Poseidon whistled and Athena looked around the room.

"Come on, do it already," Apollo said, "Not like it it, because that would be awkward if you started doing that in front of everyone, I meant-"

"Apollo we get it." Artemis didn't want this to get anymore awkward than it was bound to be.

So Athena and Poseidon pretended to be disgusted as they leaned in to kiss each other. Aphrodite started clapping and cheering while everyone else looked at her like she was crazy.

It was Poseidon's turn to spin next. The bottle spun in circles until it landed on Artemis.

"Nope, not gonna happen." She crossed her arms over her chest and shook her heads.

"Yes you are," Aphrodite insisted.

"No I'm not."

Poseidon didn't want to kiss Artemis either, so he came up with an idea.

"What if we put bags over our heads?"

"That's actually a really good idea," Athena told him.

"Thanks, I feel so smart now."

Everyone looked at them with their eyebrow raised because they were being nice to each other.

"I mean..." Athena tried to think of something insulting, but she couldn't, so she did the first thing that came to her mind. She punched him.

"Hey! What was that for?"

"For being a fish face."

"It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean."

"What are you talking about?"

"I don't know, I heard it in a movie."

By now all of the other gods were wide eyed.

"Okayyyy moving on," Aphrodite said.

Poseidon and Artemis put brown paper bags over their head to kiss each other and then it was Artemis' turn to spin. She spun it and it landed on Hermes. He smiled at her and licked his lips.

"Come on, I don't bite," he said in a way that would make you think he'd need psychiatric help.

Artemis was freaked out by him so she spun again, but it landed on Hermes again.

"You know you want to."

"No I don't!"

She spun it for a third time but she still got Hermes.

"Maybe it's fate." now he wiggled his eyebrows at her.

Artemis groaned. "Okay fine, but can I use a bag again?"

"Nope," Aphrodite told her.

"Why not?"

"Because you and Hermes would actually make a cute couple."

"But he's weird."

"And being millions of years old and still hanging out with a bunch preteen girls isn't?"

"No, not at all."

"You're hopeless," Aphrodite said frustratedly.

"Am I getting still getting a kiss?" Hermes asked.

No one answered him.

"I hate my life," he sobbed before running away.

"Can we get back to the game now," Zeus said, "Because I wanna kiss somebody."

"I'm sure you do." Hera looked at him suspiciously.

"Hera, I really don't want to argue with you right now."

"I wasn't gonna argue, I just find it strange that you'd want to kiss someone in here when every except Aphrodite is either your sibling or your kid. Well they're not kids, but you get the point."

"Well..." Zeus tried to think of something to say, "At least I'm not the one married to my brother!"

"You idiot you are my brother! And I didn't want to marry you."

"I actually think it's a good thing you're sworn off men," Apollo told Artemis, "You don't ever have to worry about ending up like those two."

"For once I agree with you."

Zeus and Hera continued fussing at each other about the same thing they fuss about everyday, and everyone else was becoming bored.

"This was supposed to be fun, I wanted to see people kiss each other," Aphrodite pouted.

"We can still play," Demeter said, "As long as I don't have to kiss Hades."

"I don't want to kiss you either, I bet your lips taste like generic cereal."

"I bet yours taste like death."

"That's not what Persephone said." Hades smirked at her.

"Oh that's it!" Demeter grabbed the bottle and held it over Hades, "I'm gonnna shove this bottle up your a-"

"Demeter! Calm down," everyone told her, and then Athena said, "And don't do what you were gonna do with that bottle, no one will want to touch it if you've shoved it in Hades' anus."

Everyone was laughing after that.

"What's funny?" Athena didn't think anything she was funny.

"You said anus!" Apollo laughed.

"Even worse, Hades' anus," Zeus said. Then he and Poseidon turned to each other and said, "Ewwwww!"

"That was really fruity," Ares told them.

"Says the person who wears panties."

"They not panties, they're manties!and they're very masculine!"

Athena didn't know why they were immature. "I only said anus, I don't get what's funny about it, everyone has one. Well you should have one."

This only made everyone laugh more.

"Wait a second," Poseidon said, "If it were me who said that everyone would think I'm weird, but when she does it all you do is laugh."

"That's because she's Athena."

"I'll show you an Athena," he said and then he shouted, "OVARIES, ANUS, RECTUM, MASTURBATION!"

"And now we're leaving."

All of the gods walked out of the throne and gave Poseidon dirty looks for once again being weird and scaring everybody away.

"Why does this keep happening to me?" Poseidon wondered aloud.

I got the spin the bottle idea from theDreamChaser :)