"What the heck are you watching?" Poseidon asked Athena.

"Anatomy of the human body and bodily functions."

"Huh?"

"Smart people talking to other smart people about the human body," she translated into a way that Poseidon would understand.

"Ohhhh. Why would you watch something like that?"

"I've told you this a million times already, because it's educational."

"Why would you need education? You already know everything."

"Well," Athena smiled, "I'm not trying to brag or anything, but I am the smartest person in the world and you're right, I do know everything. But educational programs never hurt anybody."

"Speak for yourself," Poseidon told her, "I had to sit through two hours of discovery channel and I almost committed suicide."

"That's crazy, I'll never understand that about you."

"I'm surprised, you don't understand?"

Athena was about to insult him for saying that but instead she said, "You're lucky you're cute."

"I knew it! All of these years you've been insulting me, but you were just in denial because you couldn't resist my hot body." he puffed out his chest and flexed his muscles.

"No, It had nothing to do with your body, I insulted you because I thought you were an idiot...and I still do sometimes. But you're my idiot."

"Awe Athena, that's the best compliment anyone's ever given me!"

"You must not get complimented very often."

"No, most people think I'm a weirdo."

"Really?" Athena pretended to be surprised.

"Yeah, I don't know why though."

"Well I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually," Athena told him.

A little later a message arrived at Athena's house.

"It says Ares wants all of us to meet at the gym, and there's a note on the back for you." Athena gave the note to Poseidon.

He read the back and it said: Wear a mankini, that's what the rest of us will be wearing.

"Yes! I can finally get out that mankini I've been having for years."

"You have a mankini?" Athena asked in disbelief.

"Yeah, doesn't everybody?"

(If you don't know what a mankini looks like, look it up on google images before reading the next part lol)

At the Gym

Athena made it to the gym before Poseidon so it wouldn't look like they were coming from the same place and no one would be suspicious. The first thing that she noticed was that everyone was in their workout clothes(including herself), and Poseidon was definitely gonna stand out. Everyone was sitting down talking to each other and when he finally did come all eyes were on him.

"My eyes!" Artemis shielded her face with her hands.

"What the..." Hades turned the other way.

Meanwhile Hermes and Apollo were laughing at him. "Gotcha!"

"What do you mean, got me?"

"Did you really think we were all gonna wear mankinis?" Hermes couldn't believe Poseidon actually fell for it.

Everyone laughed at Poseidon and Zeus walked in, he was also wearing a mankini.

"What is the meaning of this? Why are you not all properly dressed?"

While the gods were busy laughing at them, Ares walked .

"Everyone listen up! We're gonna-OH SH*T!"

"We don't look that bad," Poseidon said and then he looked over at his brother, "Well I don't. Zeus looks weird, but I look hot."

"I don't care how hot you think you are, both of you go to the very back so no one has to look at you."

Zeus and Poseidon walked to the back with their heads hung in shame.

"I called you all here today because you're all out of shape and you're ugly, except for Aphrodite."

"That's not true, we're not ugly," Hera told him, "Well besides Hephaestus."

"Why do you constantly have to put me down?"

"The only thing I'm gonna be putting down his my foot down your-"

"Hera!" Ares interrupted her," We're not here for that, we're here to get you all in shape." He then looked in back of the room at Poseidon and Zeus, "And some of us need to put on more clothes so no one has to see our shape."

"Now, everyone we're going to start out with jumping jacks."

Before they started Apollo raised his hand.

"What is it Apollo?"

"Who's Jack?"

"No one really knows who he is, it's just something you say."

"Can we do jumping Apollo's?"

"Okay whatever."

So everyone did their jumping Apollos and tried not to look in the back at Poseidon or Zeus.

"Now, let's all do stretches, well not everyone."

"I think he's directing that at us," Zeus told Poseidon.

"Yeah, he's trying to lower our self esteem."

"I have a question." Apollo raised his hand.

"What now?"

"Can people who aren't skinny, skinny dip?"

"I don't know. What does that have to do with anything?"

"Nothing."

"Okay then., don't ask me that."

"What if they're covered in cheese dip?" Hermes wondered aloud, "Would that be called cheese dipping?"

"And also," Demeter said, "If you dip frosted flakes in cheese, would they be called cheese flakes? Or would they be frosted cheese flakes?"

"Enough with the stupid questions! Back to work!" Ares instructed.

"But I have a question too," Poseidon said, "Since it's illegal in America to be naked in public, can I go to jail if I'm driving in my car naked? Because I'm not technically outside in public, but in my car."

"That's it, I'm done!"

Ares stormed out of the gym slamming the door behind him.

"Let me guess, you're all about leave out of the room and say I scared you away." Poseidon was getting tired of them doing that.

"Nope, not this time," Hades said.

Then all of the gods walked towards Poseidon and started closing in on him.

"Hey what are you guys doing? Wait...why do you have that? Put that away! Somebody help me!...Noooooooo!"

Lol, I'll let you wonder what happened at the end XD

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