So I've been having another writters block which is why it's been taking so long to update, but I got an idea. So I've been on damnyouautocorrect(dot)com and reading their stuff and pretty much dying laughing, so I've decided to do that with the gods. So basically it's just autocorrect turning conversations awkward.
Poseidon: hey Athena what are you doing?
Athena: Nothing, just watching Anal planet.
Poseidon: O.o uh... I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff.
Athena: NO! I meant Animal Planet, not anal.
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Poseidon: I really need to TWIDLEYOURTWAT
Poseidon: Crap! I meant, I really need to talk you lol. Stupid auto correct.
Athena: O_O okay...
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Poseidon: We should go to Camp hotblooded and see Penis and Annabeth.
Athena: Oaah gods, read your text!
Poseidon: lmao, I meant Camp half blood, and Percy, not...that other word.
Athena: I think we should talk on the phone more instead of texting.
Poseidon: Yeah, but who really has time to talk? Anyway, we should also go farting.
Poseidon: FISHING! Not farting.
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Percy: Dionysus is so annoying -_-
Annabeth: Dildo, I couldn't agree more.
Percy: XD haha read your message.
Annabeth: I meant ditto! Oh gods, this phone is so stupid
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Annabeth: What are you doing?
Percy: Watching Wheel of fuckups
Percy: lol *wheel of fornication
Percy: WHEEL OF FORTUNE!
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Annabeth: Guess What mom gave me for my birthday!
Percy: What?
Annabeth: A new condom!
Percy: ….
Annabeth: Why aren't you saying anything Weed head.
Annabeth: *seaweed brain.
Percy: Read your text
Annabeth: Oh crack! I meant calculator.
Annabeth: I meant Oh cockledoodledoo
Annabeth: WTF? I meant cocaine.
Percy: lmao XD
Annabeth: Damn you autocock!
Annabeth: *correct.
Percy: That was entertaining.
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Annabeth: Haha! How does it feel to know that my team beat you at capture the flag again?
Percy: Yeah yeah rub it in.
Annabeth: I just love giving you a hard on.
Annabeth: HARD TIME.
Should I do more of these?
