So, I'm thinking of making the autocorrect things into it's own stories where I'll do gods and demigods because I haven't seen any like that on here and I'd be the first to do it, Do you think I should? Oh and if I do I'll still continue this story :)

Hades: I'm tired and really need anal.

Zeus: Uh...I don't know what that has to do with being tired. Also I didn't know you went that way, and I'm glad you finally decided to come out of the closet.

Hades: Curse this wretched iphone! I meant I need a nap. And how dare you think I'm coming out of a closet, I'm not even a closet...or any other mysterious rooms.

########

Percy: I still have a bunch of Cocaine in my cabin from Christmas

Poseidon: I remember when I used to do cocaine, those were the days :)

Percy: I meant CANDY CANES

Poseidon: Oh, I knew that. I was just what you would say lol

Percy: Yeah, sure you were.

#####

Zeus: Hera, have you cooked anything yet, I'm so horny I could eat a hermaphrodite.

Hera: Cannibalism is not right, even if the person is a hermaphrodite, and what does being horny have to do with anything?

Zeus: I meant I'm hungry not horny, and it was supposed to say horse.

#####

Persephone: Will come hump with these groceries?

Hades: That's a strange request, but okay.

Persephone: Not hump me, HELP me.

Hades: Oh, never mind then, you can do that yourself.

Persephone: :( You good for nothing piece of Shopocracy!

Hades: Shapocracy?

Persephone: I meant to say Shabalabadingdong.

Hades: Lol

Persephone: Crotch! What is wrong with this phone?

Persephone: I didn't mean to say crotch. This damnation phone!

Hades: This is so funny XD

#######

Percy: I'm at the store, do you want me to get you anything?

Annabeth: Will you get me some chocolate covered albinos.

Percy: Albinos are people too Annabeth, you shouldn't eat them.

Annabeth: *Almonds haha

#####

Apollo: I LOVE buttsex!

Hermes: Ew dude, why did you have to tell me that?

Apollo: that was supposed to say butter fingers lol

Hermes: Oh, but what does that have to do with me?

Apollo: Nothing -_-

Hermes: Oh, well I have to go deliver mail.

Apollo: Yeah go 'deliver mail'.

########

Poseidon: I'm going to come over your house today and give you HIV :)

Athena: Ew!

Poseidon: *Hug, not HIV :)

Athena:Good, that would be rather unpleasant.

Poseidon: Oh, and are we still going fisting?

Athena: O.O I have no interest in such activities.

Poseidon: lol *fishing.

########

Zeus: I'm starving! There's nothing to eat.

Hera: Calm down, there's stuff for you to eat in my panties.

Hera: PANTRY, not panties.

Zeus: e_e

#########

Artemis: I feel lesbian.

Apollo: I KNEW it!

Artemis: That was supposed to say Lonely! And this text wasn't even supposed to go to you.

Apollo: Oh, well this is awkward.