So, I'm thinking of making the autocorrect things into it's own stories where I'll do gods and demigods because I haven't seen any like that on here and I'd be the first to do it, Do you think I should? Oh and if I do I'll still continue this story :)
Hades: I'm tired and really need anal.
Zeus: Uh...I don't know what that has to do with being tired. Also I didn't know you went that way, and I'm glad you finally decided to come out of the closet.
Hades: Curse this wretched iphone! I meant I need a nap. And how dare you think I'm coming out of a closet, I'm not even a closet...or any other mysterious rooms.
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Percy: I still have a bunch of Cocaine in my cabin from Christmas
Poseidon: I remember when I used to do cocaine, those were the days :)
Percy: I meant CANDY CANES
Poseidon: Oh, I knew that. I was just what you would say lol
Percy: Yeah, sure you were.
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Zeus: Hera, have you cooked anything yet, I'm so horny I could eat a hermaphrodite.
Hera: Cannibalism is not right, even if the person is a hermaphrodite, and what does being horny have to do with anything?
Zeus: I meant I'm hungry not horny, and it was supposed to say horse.
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Persephone: Will come hump with these groceries?
Hades: That's a strange request, but okay.
Persephone: Not hump me, HELP me.
Hades: Oh, never mind then, you can do that yourself.
Persephone: :( You good for nothing piece of Shopocracy!
Hades: Shapocracy?
Persephone: I meant to say Shabalabadingdong.
Hades: Lol
Persephone: Crotch! What is wrong with this phone?
Persephone: I didn't mean to say crotch. This damnation phone!
Hades: This is so funny XD
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Percy: I'm at the store, do you want me to get you anything?
Annabeth: Will you get me some chocolate covered albinos.
Percy: Albinos are people too Annabeth, you shouldn't eat them.
Annabeth: *Almonds haha
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Apollo: I LOVE buttsex!
Hermes: Ew dude, why did you have to tell me that?
Apollo: that was supposed to say butter fingers lol
Hermes: Oh, but what does that have to do with me?
Apollo: Nothing -_-
Hermes: Oh, well I have to go deliver mail.
Apollo: Yeah go 'deliver mail'.
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Poseidon: I'm going to come over your house today and give you HIV :)
Athena: Ew!
Poseidon: *Hug, not HIV :)
Athena:Good, that would be rather unpleasant.
Poseidon: Oh, and are we still going fisting?
Athena: O.O I have no interest in such activities.
Poseidon: lol *fishing.
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Zeus: I'm starving! There's nothing to eat.
Hera: Calm down, there's stuff for you to eat in my panties.
Hera: PANTRY, not panties.
Zeus: e_e
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Artemis: I feel lesbian.
Apollo: I KNEW it!
Artemis: That was supposed to say Lonely! And this text wasn't even supposed to go to you.
Apollo: Oh, well this is awkward.
