Wow! I'm in fanfiction. Well let's get started.


Chapter 1: mt. Everest

yugi: guys wait up my legs hurt and I think the are going to burst!

yami: who cares? We're almost to the top!

Yugi: we just begun

Yami: same thing loser

Zatch: here!

-Zatch hands a bag of yellow tail and sugar to yugi and starts to yelljug,jug,jug,jug,jug,jug,jug!-

Beauty: heykiyo where's bobobo and don patch?

Kiyo: down there...? Where did they go?

Bobobo: down here! kiyofreaks out because bobobo and don patch were snails. Beauty was embarrassed.

Yami: thanks for the food don patch!

Bobobo: what food?

Yami: these tater tots that were yours.

Bobobo: you ate the last tatertots!

-quickly bobobo turns into a tank and kept on shooting till yami fell off Mt. Everest.-beauty: what did you do that for bobobo?

bobobo: he ate my tater tots!

-then bobobo started to strangle don patch-

Kiyo: why bobobo's obsess with tater tots?

Beauty: well it all started when we met don patch

-Beauty is now having a flash back.-

Beauty: it all started when we where skipping through a meadow full of flowercows( flowercows are a combination of cows and flowers. this happened because Gasser ( beauty's boyfriend )farted and made cows and flowers mix and also made don patch and bobobo stupid) and milking a cow was don patch. When I was going to say hi bobobo attacked with "fist of the nose hair!". Don Patch was hurt but he didn't mind. Next bobobo's hair opened and inside were two squarls having tea. Then a bird attacked them but the bird was sorry and joined the tea party.

Flashback End

Beauty: and that was what happened.

Kiyo: what does all that have to do with bobobo's obsession with tater tots!

Beauty: I don't have a clue I just remember drinking flowermilk and getting high off sugar and chasing after Gasser. When I caught him I found a cow and made him drink milk (even if I knew he hated milk and his face turns fluffy after).

Kiyo: what do you do in the episodes anyway?

Beauty: nothing just cheer and get high off of sugar!

Kiyo: I lov...

Then out of nowhere Gasser with farts and kicks Kiyo of Mt. Everest

Beauty: what are you doing?

Gasser: I thought that he was a chicken! -Gasser said in a low voice- I hate chickens! And I hate Kiyo this is the fifth time he tries to hit on Beauty. Beauty is mine and she will never leave my side or my sight because she is mine. Beauty will never talk to any guy except bobobo. Wait Maybe he's trying to hit on her too! Well she is mine and anyone that wants her has to fight me because she is mine and she is mine.

Beauty: Kiyo! are you o.k.?

But there was no answer.

Gasser: you love him don't you! you will pay sucker.

mean while Yugi is still jugging down the bag of sugar.

Gasser: yaaaaaaa

beauty screams as she fall off Mt. Everest. Is this the end to beauty? Will Gasser rescue her or let her lead to her death? Will bobobo ever eat tater tots? And will this show ever have a happy ending?