Disclaimer: All of Final Fantasy 8 belongs to Square Enix and Sony and it makes me sad.
Warnings: yaoi, threesome, silly, Zell dialogue only


"Get- I... shit. Move, Seifer."

"Yeah, you're comfortable, but I'm not! I can't feel my arm anymore with you on top of it."

"Okay, tha- No, no, not better! Gimme back those blankets! Yeah, fuck you too, but my ass is freezing like this!"

"No, don't! Hey, that hurt, you bastard. The floor's hard and cold, you know? Hey, mmmmph- Ouch! Squall? A little help?"

"Yeah, that's easy for you to say, you're not the one he's trying to choke. Ack! No! Bad Seifer! Get off me! Cold floor! Cold floo- Oooooooohhh, god, yes, Seifer..."

"Squall? What're you...? Oh, I seeee. Yeah, 's nice, don't stop."

"Ohhhhfuck, yes, yes, nnnngghhah."

"Can we get back on the bed now?"