Yo yo yo, my fo' shizzley homeys! uu… Oh holy fuck. I did NOT just say that… Damn my retarded classmates! –shakes fist at sky- Hmmmm…? Oh. You're still here. Sorry for the long awaited update ((Sarcasm)) but I was… urm… oo Busy. Yeeeeeeah… busy… Heh… I'll… go with that. OO Did I have any reviews! Let's check…

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DISCLAIMER: Yush. No ownership. Someday, you'll make me cry, you little bastards. I know I don't own them… YOU know I don't own them. WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE! –cries pathetically- I'm pathetic.

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Inuyasha gulped as he clutched the windowsill outside of Sota's window. He glanced at Miroku who was staring at Inuyasha who was in front of him on the way to the window.

"Please, Miroku. Please don't make me…" He said. Miroku closed his eyes and shook his head, that smug grin appearing across his face.

"Nuh-uh, Inuyasha. You MUST." He said, chuckling. Inuyasha's face was turning red. He gulped again, this time visible in his neck. He moved his hands across the window sill to get to the girl's window. He could feel the cool night breeze on his bare back as he watched the sun rise in the reflection of the window. Miroku climbed over Inuyasha because he thought he was moving too slowly.

"Ok. Let's… watch." He said, grinning a pervert grin. Inuyasha closed his eyes hard, his face dark red. Miroku threw a rock in the room and quickly closed the window. The half-naked girls stirred slightly on the beds. Kagome was the first awake.

'NO!' Inuyasha screamed. 'PLEASE GOD NOOOOOO! KAGOME! GO BACK TO SLEEP!' Kagome sat up and rubbed her eyes. She nudged Sango, Ayumi, Yuka and Eri. They awoke slowly. Kagome stood up and stripped, searching her drawers slowly for a nice outfit. Inuyasha looked and blushed. He pushed against the wall and was starting to sweat. The brain debate was going on. ((Remember the infamous brain debate…? ¬¬ No? Chapter 3.)) (his normal way of thinking: this font. Debating way of thinking: this font)

Oh FUCK. I'm getting horny…

Bad. Very bad. You are a naughty doggy!

Oh. Hey there. YOU'RE back.

Yup. And I'm here to scold you for thinking about Kagome. Well… like THAT.

Urg! You can't tell me what to do!

Yes I can. I'm God.

NO YOU AREN'T!

How do you know?

Because God doesn't call me a 'naughty doggy'!

Inuyasha clutched his head with his spare hand. The thoughts in his head were hurting him. He gasped inwardly as Kagome turned around, showing her front towards Inuyasha. He ducked his head, as did Miroku. Sango was glaring at the window.

"Kagome-Chan, I sense a presence from that window." Sango said, pointing at the window. Kagome twitched slightly and walked to the window. She sensed the Shikon no Kakera that she had given the boys coming from there. She opened the window and leaned out, forgetting she was naked. Inuyasha blushed and looked up at the nude priestess. She glared. Miroku poked her shoulder.

"BAKAS!" She screamed. She looked down at her and quickly covered herself. Inuyasha breathed the breath he was holding in and thanked God she wasn't naked anymore. But he also shuttered and lowered his ears from the scream. It was so loud that birds flew from the trees in the forest, so it hurt Inuyasha's poor, sensitive ears a damn lot. He let go of the window sill and flew down into the prickly bushes right before Kagome open-palmed slapped both of the across the face. Miroku jumped, and Inuyasha caught him.

Kagome slipped on underwear and smiled at her friends who were rubbing their eyes slowly. She waved slightly.

'Those fuckers…' Kagome thought, storming out of the house. She was wearing boxers and a lacey, light purple bra. She slid on her sandals and stepped out of the house, taking in a breath of warm, mid-July air. She smiled and glanced at Inuyasha and Miroku out of the corner of her eye. She stormed up to them and tried not to giggle.

"C'mon, SAY IT!" Miroku said, nudging Inuyasha. Inuyasha looked down and blushed. Kagome knelt down and tried to look at his face. She jumped slightly as Inuyasha threw his head up.

"Kagome, that outfit is really sexy and it's getting me horny." He said quickly. Miroku laughed out loud and pointed at Kagome, laughing more. She blushed. Maybe she shouldn't have gone outside wearing a lacey bra that was too small and boxers… She glared and them. Inuyasha covered his head, waiting for the smack. But he heard it, and it wasn't on him.

"What'd I do!" Miroku exclaimed, a large pink handprint across his face. Inuyasha smiled and tackled Kagome, both landing on the grass. She blushed and looked into his beautiful, golden eyes. He stared into her deep, chocolate brown eyes. He moved down and kissed her lightly. Kagome smiled and kissed back, prying his mouth open. She put her hands on the back of his head. Miroku stood up from the bush and stared at them. Sango was smiling from the window. Miroku looked up and blushed, walking back into the house.

"Sango…" He said, walking into Kagome's room. Sango turned and swiftly and blushed, covering her body. She was wearing a thin, small undershirt ((More like tank top…)) and polka-dotted undies. Miroku blushed and stood in front of her, loose pajama pants and no shirt on. Sango smiled slightly and stepped another step towards him. He blushed and looked down.

"Miroku… look at me." She said softly. The other girls were asleep again. She raised his head with her ring finger under his chin. He moved his head towards Sango, her eyes widening. He pressed his lips against hers. Sango raised her arms and placed them around his neck.

'Heaven!' Sango mind screamed. 'I'm in heaven! I can't believe this is happening!' Miroku put an arm around her waist and then the other on the wall behind to support the two.

'I can't believe I'm kissing her!' Miroku's mind screamed. They separated and Sango ran out into the hall. Miroku looked worried, scared she'd run away from him. He walked out into the hall.

"Sango, what's wrong?" Miroku asked, looking at her with deep concern. Sango raised her lowered head and hugged him tight, tears flowing down her cheeks. He hugged back.

"Oh, Miroku…" She said between gasps. He still looked concerned.

"What's wrong? Why are you crying?" He asked. Sango buried her head in his back.

"I love you…" She said, her voice muffled. He gasped. She separated from him, her eyes red.

"I…" Miroku made out, his voice hoarse. She looked down, tears still flowing.

"You don't love me, do you?" Sango said quietly. Her voice sounded hurt. His eyes widened and he shook his head. He grabbed her again and whispered in her ear the words she longed for.

"I love you too." He said. It was so intimate, so beautiful, so amazing, so… Miroku. She gasped out and kissed him passionately. Miroku was glad. Glad she was now crying tears of joy. Sango let go of him and smiled, running to the window.

"I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!" She screamed, tears dripping down to the bushes below. Miroku smiled from the opening for the door. She turned around, smiling at Miroku. He looked at her and blushed. With the light from the window and that position, she looked like an angel. She looked like his angel.

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"Good morning!" Kagome screamed, jumping from the second floor to the first. She was wearing a black tank top and denim mini skirt. Inuyasha blushed and looked away.

"Kagome, pull up your top…" He said quietly, feeling nervous now. She looked down at her chest but then walked to the mirror. She stuck out her left hip while looking. Her body was turned slightly. She stared at her top and then shrugged.

"Please, Inuyasha. Get over it. It's just cleavage." She sat next to him and kissed his cheek. Eri, Yuka and Ayumi giggled and 'awed' the couple. Kagome smiled and picked up her chopsticks. She glanced at Sango who was gripping Miroku's hand under the tablecloth. They kept blushing and looking at each other longingly. Kagome smiled and nudged Inuyasha. He turned around.

"See, you baka?" She whispered, pointing at the hands. "I told you they loved each other." Inuyasha's eyes widened and he sighed, then closing his eyes.

"Yeah, yeah. Here." Inuyasha said, under his breath. Kagome grinned and stuck out her hand. He placed 1000 yen in her hand ((Don't ASK. That's like… -counts on fingers- I believe… 10 dollars?)).

"So," Kagome said, swallowing some rice. She glanced at Miroku and Sango. "I noticed you two are holding hands…" Their eyes widened and then fell off their chairs, their hands separating. Sango's face was red.

"Sh-shut up!" She screamed, trying to strangle Kagome. Kagome dodged her and giggled. Miroku was bewildered as he sat on the ground. Eri, Yuka and Ayumi gaped.

Kagome sat down and Inuyasha hugged her defensively. She giggled a bit and then Sango broke through the wall. Kagome held her breath.

"Inuyasha, let go of her so I can KILL her." Sango said, clenching her fists. Kagome glared as Inuyasha growled at her. Kagome pulled from his grasp and walked off. Sango stood there and was silent, jut like the rest of them. Kagome came back, carrying a little bottle. She handed it to Sango.

"Take them." She said, sitting down and placing her chopsticks in her mouth with some kind of fish between them.

"What are they?" Sango asked, examining the bottle. Kagome chewed the fish and turned around.

"Midol." She said, turning back around. Sango took them. ((xD I truly DON'T care if they don't sell it in Japan. I needed that in there…))

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"POOL POOL POOL!" Kagome, Eri, Yuka and Ayumi screamed, jumping up and down in their bikinis.

"Pool pool pool?" Sango asked, scratching her head. Kagome explained what a pool was and went to get towels.

"BATHING SUITS!" She screamed as she re-entered the living room. The demon slayer, monk and hanyou raised an eyebrow and shrugged.

"I bought you all bathing suits. I hope they fit." Sango looked at the bikini. It was light pink with darker pink stripes horizontally going across the two pieces. Kagome also bought a little skirt to wear over it that was (dark) green. She blushed slightly.

"Wow, Kagome! Thank you! Did you purposely try to get it to look like my kimono?" Kagome winked and grinned.

"Yup! Go try it on!" Kagome nudged the other girl and whispered, "Miroku will like it…" She giggled and watched Sango stiffly walk out of the room, her whole body red. She stepped back in and they all gasped.

"I look too fat!" Sango whined. Kagome shook her head.

"My dear Sango," Miroku said, grabbing her hands. "You look absolutely beautiful!" Sango blushed and looked down. She imagined he'd grab her ass, but he didn't. She kissed his nose and looked at the bathing suit clutched in his hand. Sango nudged him and told him to put it on. He left the room and came back. Sango blushed as she looked at him. He smiled.

"Inuyasha! Go try yours on!" Kagome exclaimed. Inuyasha went and tried it on. Kagome blushed as he came back in. She always felt aroused when he wasn't wearing a shirt. She went up to him and licked him. Inuyasha blushed.

"Kagome… Some other time…" He said, blushing more at the looks he was getting from the other teens.

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Inuyasha gaped and blushed as Kagome did a perfect dive into the water. She surfaced, her black bikini with baby blue stars already quite wet. Inuyasha went over and kneeled over the edge over Kagome. She leaned up and kissed him. He leaned in for more, resulting in a fall. He surfaced and coughed. Kagome giggled and rubbed his face.

"Damn! Why is this water so foul?" He screamed. Kagome grinned.

"It has chlorine in it. It's to keep it clean. Don't worry." She said, leaning onto him and kissing him again. He didn't mind her lips tasted like chemicals. Kagome took her tongue back and looked over to Sango and Miroku, who were making out on her towel under a large tree because it was cool in the shade. She smiled and kissed Inuyasha quickly before getting out and doing a dive right over Inuyasha. He blushed.

"Kagome, don't you think your bathing suit is a bit revealing?" He asked, looking her he cleavage. She shrugged and tackled him so his face was almost in her cleavage, just to tick him off. They both descended under the water. Once they surfaced, Inuyasha blushed and shook Kagome silly from her shoulders.

"Do you really want my hormones to go crazy?" He screamed, his face a bright red, embarrassed that he basically just said it made him horny. She giggled.

"Yup!" She said, showing a bit of sarcasm in her face. He glared.

"Trust me. No." Inuyasha said, feeling nervous. Kagome nodded.

"Trust me. Yes." She said, raising an eyebrow. "Why? What's so wrong with that?"

"Kagome, I'm a DOG DEMON. You don't know what'll happen." He sighed at her disobedience. "I don't even know!"

Kagome laughed. "That's low. I mean, I've been hor-" She was interrupted by a shadow passing over her head. A splash was created behind her. Sango surfaced.

"Oh. Hey Sango." Kagome said, waving a small wave. Sango smiled.

"I heard you two debating. What was it about?" Sango asked, raising an eyebrow. Kagome blushed and looked down.

"I was asking why it was bad to see Inuyasha horny…" She said…hugging Inuyasha tight. He blushed and pushed her away, not wanting her almost fully exposed breasts pushed against him. Sango giggled.

"That's it? That's not a big problem. But I guess… I shouldn't be talking. You're relationship is different. You have an arrogant moron," Inuyasha shook a fist at her, still blushing from Kagome's comment. "…And I have a pervert." She said, glancing at Miroku. He waved slightly at them. Sango sighed.

"I would never ask him that. I'd get something very perverted out of him. And I'm not quite sure what." Sango tapped her chin in a thinking manner and shuttered, removing her index finger from her chin. She decided she WOULD go and ask. She got out of the water and took a breath. Inuyasha and Kagome crawled out in a different area and hid behind the building that the big tree Miroku was under was beside. They took a deep breath and held it so they'd be silent.

"Miroku…" She said, standing in front of him. She had forgotten to put on her bikini skirt and was still dripping from the pool water. There was light coming from behind her and was highlighting the water droplets. He looked up and blushed.

"Yes, Sango?" He asked, putting down the book he had been reading. Some sunlight shone onto his purple trunks.

"Have… you… EVER BEEN HORNY AROUND ME!" She said quickly, her face turning bright red. Miroku blushed.

"Well…" He said, looking down. Sango looked slightly upset. She assumed she wasn't loved by him.

"I knew it." She said, looking down. "I'm not pretty enough."

"No… that's not it…" Miroku said quietly, bringing his knees up to his chin and looking away from Sango.

"Then… what?" She asked, putting a hand on her hip.

"I… Uhhh…" Miroku couldn't say it. Not to his lovely Sango. She cocked her head to the side and kneeled down in front of his face, her chest resting on his chest from being so close. "I… am now."

Sango jumped back. Miroku looked ashamed.

"Please, never do that again." He said, staring at his knees where Sango had just rested her chest. She looked at his knees too. She quickly placed an arm across her pink bikini top and blushed.

"My body's not appealing." She muttered, diving into the pool. Miroku looked confused. He turned back to his knees and put his legs back down.

Inuyasha and Kagome let their breath out as they giggled. Well… Inuyasha just smiled. Kagome kissed him once Miroku went to join Sango in the pool.

"So… want to go back home?" She asked as they walked out from behind the building. Inuyasha nodded. "Let me go change." She said, jumping in the pool the last time. She got out and motioned for her school friends and Sango + Miroku to get out as well. Inuyasha stared at her, the water droplets on her making her look quite beautiful. He personally liked the bathing suit on her, but would never tell her. Ok, maybe he would.

"Kagome, I gotta tell you something." He said, walking up to her.

"Mmmhmmm?" She asked (?), drying her hair with her towel. He blushed and looked down.

"I lied. I like your bathing suit… and…" Kagome looked down at her bikini and plucked one of the straps like a harp. She looked back at him, waiting for him to finish. "… I… find it arousing." Kagome giggled and jumped on him. She ran her fingers through his damp hair.

"Thank you!" She exclaimed. Kagome grimaced and got off of him.

"Your hair is disgusting. When was the last you washed it?" Kagome asked, a hand placed on her delicate hip. Inuyasha thought for a second.

"Uhh…" He said. "Never." Kagome's eyes widened.

"We're having a shower when we get back." Kagome said. Inuyasha's face brightened.

"Naked?" He asked. Kagome glared.

"Only if you buy me ice cream." She said, licking her lips. She was craving something cold. It was hot out. He nodded.

"Ice cream." He said, confirming her silly demand for something so serious.

Sango and Miroku walked up, Miroku's arm wrapped around Sango's waist. The three girls were behind them.

"Inuyasha's buying ice cream for EVERYBODY!" Kagome exclaimed, jumping on his back. His eyes widened.

"Yay!" They all screamed. ((They'd been at the shrine for… -counts on fingers- about a week, let's say. So they knew what ice cream was.))

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Inuyasha took off his trunks and Kagome took off her bikini. Inuyasha decided he wouldn't stare.

"Shampoo is your friend…" Kagome said, moving a pocket watch back and forth in front of his face as a joke. He nodded.

"Ok." He said. Kagome turned on the water and stepped in, adjusting the heat. Inuyasha stepped in and Kagome stuck out her tongue like a 5 year old would.

"I'm washing my hair first!" She said. She grabbed the shampoo and washed her hair out with the water. Inuyasha stared at her wash her hair and raised an eyebrow.

"So… why bother?" He asked, poking her soapy head. She sweat dropped.

"It's to clean your hair. Let me wash your hair." She made a turning motion with her finger. He turned and she put a huge pile of shampoo on her palm. She rubbed it on the top of his head and he shivered, not liking the feel of goo on his head. She rubbed it on the rest of his long, silver hair and he let her, even though he hated people touch his hair, let alone wash it.

"Rinse." She said. He turned around and let the water run down his hair. Kagome grabbed conditioner and applied it to her head. She passed the bottle to Inuyasha.

"That cream makes your hair silky." She said, rinsing it out. He put it on his head and rinsed it out. Kagome quickly washed off with some body wash and got out, wrapping a towel around her. Inuyasha also stepped out and grabbed a towel. They got dry and stepped out. Miroku and Sango were smirking as they walked out.

"Showering naked? Together? I don't trust you two." Miroku said, laughing. Sango nodded.

"WHAT?" They screamed. Sango and Miroku glanced at each other.

"Knew it." Sango said, rolling her eyes. Kagome and Inuyasha blushed.

"It's not like that!" Kagome screamed. Sango rolled her eyes again.

"Riiiiiiiiight…" She said, turning and pulling Miroku down the stairs.

"Bye, Inuyasha. Bye, Kagome. Kina asked up to go shopping for her. Don't do anything while we're gone…" She winked at them.

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"Hey Inuyasha, Kagome! We're back from the- OH MY GOD!" Sango stepped into Kagome's bedroom and covered her eyes. Kagome and Inuyasha jumped up and covered with pillows.

"Sango, it's not what you think!" Kagome screamed. Sango looked at them.

"THEN WHAT IS IT?" She screamed.

"Urm… he… Uhh… was raping me!" She said. Inuyasha nodded twice but then glared.

"HEY!" He screamed, blushing. "You came onto ME." He glared a cold stare. Sango sweat dropped.

"I'm going to leave you two alone." She said, walking to the door slowly.

"Please. I mean… NO! NOT LIKE THAT!" Kagome said, blushing at her mistake. Sango rolled her eyes and stuck her thumb in the almost closed door.

"Have fun…" Sango said. Inuyasha looked at Kagome. She looked back and her eyes widened.

"I take back what I said. I DON'T want to see you horny." Kagome said. She screamed as Inuyasha tackled her back onto the bed.

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Miroku looked at the ceiling as he heard a scream and then a squeak. Sango patted his shoulder as she walked by. She went to the fridge and took out the milk, pouring some into a cup. Sango took a sip.

"Miroku, don't bother. Inuyasha… Uhh… is… 'raping' Kagome." Sango said, snorting. Miroku opened the door.

"Let's spy." He said, grinning mischievously . Sango shrugged. She was bored. Why not?

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"Ok, my love, the trick is to use your feet more than your hands to climb." Miroku said, tapping the brick with his knuckles. Sango nodded, feeling guilty that her boyfriend was making her spy on her best friend have sex with her other friend. Miroku placed a foot on the brick and grabbed with his hands. He was climbing like an expert. Sango followed behind him. And I mean LITERALLY behind. ((Naughty naughty Sango!))

"Well well well." Miroku said, looking in the window. Sango kissed his nose and peered in. She blushed and looked down. She was guilty. And she didn't want to get any more aroused near Miroku so she dropped down into the bushes below. Miroku followed.

"What's wrong?" He asked. She shrugged.

"I couldn't watch that. I felt guilty watching my best friend have sex with him." She shuddered. "Or be aroused near you. That wouldn't be good." Miroku laughed.

"Don't worry. How about we make some popcorn and a horror movie?" He asked. Sango nodded. She held his hand as they stepped back into the house.

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Inuyasha and Kagome got dressed and walked downstairs. Kagome almost cried out with delight when she saw Sango's head sitting on Miroku's lap. She had fallen asleep. Miroku had a cam look on his face as he stroked her hair lovingly. Sango looked extremely peaceful. Miroku looked up to see his friends.

"Oh, hey." He barely whispered. He leaned down and kissed Sango and stood up carefully, putting Sango's sleeping head down on the couch. She shivered from the loss of Miroku's body heat but went back to sleeping peacefully.

"I heard you two were… -ahem- getting intimate." He said, choking on a laugh. Kagome blushed, covering a mark on her neck with her thick hair.

"What're you hiding, Kagome?" He asked, trying to move her hair. She slapped down on her neck and winced. Inuyasha nodded in approval that it was ok to show him. Kagome moved her hair to reveal a bite mark. He patted Inuyasha on the back.

"You made her your mate, eh, buddy?" He said, chuckling. Kagome looked down and blushed.

"She'll turn to hanyou in a week's time…" He said quietly. Kagome hugged him.

"Greatest decision of my life…" She whispered in Inuyasha's ear. Inuyasha kissed her, causing her to smile.

"Well, Miroku. You sure seemed happy with Sango." Kagome said, motioning to the couch with her head to change the subject.

"I may have used to flirt with every pretty girl I saw, but now I'm in love, Kagome." Kagome looked overwhelmed. The look on his face was adorable and she'd never seen it before. She patted Miroku on the back in a friendly way.

"Sango is a lucky girl!" She said, smiling. "She's lucky to have such a caring and interesting guy like you, Miroku." Miroku blushed.

"Inuyasha's lucky to have such a smart and pretty girl like you, Kagome." Miroku said, patting Inuyasha on the shoulder. Inuyasha and Kagome blushed. A yawn was heard from the couch. Sango sat up.

"Afternoon." She said, waving to them. They all waved back. Kagome smiled and looked out the window.

"Oh wow! It's beautiful!" She exclaimed, stepping out and letting the breeze pick up her long, thick hair. The other three stepped out. Inuyasha kissed Kagome on the cheek and wrapped her arm around her waist. Miroku and Sango were holding hands.

What a beautiful sunset…

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I'm a perverted little middle-schooler, ain't I? That's right. MIDDLE SCHOOL. Not saying what grade though. –wink- Sorry it took so long. Again. I hope you liked it. Sorry about the length. It's longer than my one-shot. OO Omg. Barely, but still. By half a page. PLEASE REVIEW. I live off of reviews. It's my life support.

Again, I'm sorry if it was too dirty. But I couldn't classify it as M because it has no ACTUAL sex, just mature themes. And no, this isn't the last chapter. xD I gotta catch Miroku and Sango in the act. And they HAVE HAVE HAVE to travel to Osaka and Hokkaido. –drools- OH! Guess what everyone! I bought the whole box set of Azumanga Daioh! Yay!

This is PoutyHanyou, signing out.

Peace and Love, PoutyHanyou (Andie/Andii)