Joey Falls Down a Hill!
Part of my weird 'Joey…' series. Enjoy the madness!
Disclaimer: I do not own Friends. If I did things would be a lot different.
Joey decided to take a walk.
He packed a sandwich, and another sandwich, and another sandwich, and some more sandwiches. Then he stuffed in a drink of liquidised sandwiches in case he got thirsty.
On the way, he passed a tree.
"What an exciting tree," he cried, "I just have to climb it."
He put down his sandwiches and climbed up the tree. He soon got bored and climbed down again.
"Now to eat a sandwich."
Joey ate a sandwich.
"Now to continue with my walk."
Joey continued with his walk. He walked up a hill.
At the top of the hill he was very tired. He yawned, sat down and finished off all his sandwiches, liquidised and solid. He was just singing a happy song when a woman came along.
"Hey - how you doin'?" he asked her.
The woman giggled. Joey smiled and nodded slowly. He was so irresistable it wasn't funny any more. He stood up - and tripped over a stone!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!" he yelled as he tumbled down the hill.
He rolled past Phoebe, who was cleansing the aura of a tree.
"Hi Joey! Come back!" She ran down the hill after him.
Joey screamed as he hit random things, such as a toothbrush, a cat, a tooth, a hairbrush, a bush, a rock, a wall and a pretty picture. Phoebe jumped over them all and at the bottom she knelt down beside him. Joey wasn't moving.
"Joey -" she gasped, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Yeah?"
Phoebe's face lit up.
"Oh, Joey, you're alive! I'm so happy!"
She hugged him tightly and kissed him all over his face.
"Pheebs, get off!" Joey moaned, but then he hugged her back. He was glad to be OK...
"Bloooooaaaarrrgh!"
Phoebe was suddenly covered in half-digested sandwiches.
AN: The 'random things' were chosen by my friends. Please R&R! Thank you!
