Disclaimer: See chapter one

Warning: yaoi, swearing

Dedicated to Alliexxx


Marry Me

"I've never…..eaten a monkey…" Yumichika muttered drunkenly trying to continue the game they'd been playing for about an hour as he hopelessly fought to keep his head up and his eyes open.

"Here, Here!" Kira yelled out before downing the rest of his glass. Someone had decided they were going to hold a Valentines Day party –alcohol included and it came to no surprise that the majority of the shinigami invited had decided to come. Many of them were dancing or making out, doing the normal Valentines Day things. However a few of them had gathered around a table and had had quite a few rounds of "I've never." But surprisingly there's very little that Izuru hasn't done, and less surprisingly, there's also very little that Yumichika hasn't done. And so this was the reason why Yumichika was about two minutes away form falling asleep on Shuuhei's shoulder and why Kira was speaking ten times louder then normal.

"You've eaten a monkey?" Soi Fon questioned being one of the most sober of those that were there. Kira looked at her strangely.

"No…where'd you get that idea from?" he asked her.

"You just drank for it. If it's not true then you shouldn't have drank….ermmm….I can't remember your name…." Yumichika butted in.

"Well, you see, what you've got to remember about monkeys is…." Kira informed. "I don't know actually, what have you got to remember about monkeys?" he mumbled to Toshirou who was sitting next to him and not looking so great.

"I think I'm gonna be sick." He whispered before running off somewhere, most likely to throw up. Rangiku watched him through half-closed eyes.

"Should we have let him drink?" all she got for a reply was Kira waving a hand in the air dismissively before falling over, his head landing directly on someone's lap. Kira giggled hysterically and uncontrollably and only stopped when he realised he didn't know who he was laying on. He looked up to find the smiling face of his captain - Ichimaru Gin.

"Whoa! Hello, Taichou!" he greeted happily.

"Hello Izuru." His captain replied just as happily. Izuru sighed brushing his blond hair out of his tired eyes.

"Did I ever tell you how freaky that smile is? I mean, it is really, really scary!" He revealed drunkenly, having lost any sense of control about ten shots ago. "But you're hot, so I suppose it's okay that you're a little freaky." He slurred. Gin's smile widened even more.

"You're cute, you know that?" He replied to the drunken vice-captain in his lap. Izuru just yawned and shrugged off the compliment.

"You're a great captain, you know that? I mean, other people say you're freaky, but I know better, see I know…..ermmm…something. You really are the best guy I've ever met, in fact, you, Taichou are my best friend…..no…you're more than that. Hey, help me up, I need to make an announcement." Kira rambled.

"Of course, Izuru." Gin stated simply as he aided Kira through the arduous task of sitting up.

"You are so sweet!" Kira gushed as he managed to get himself unsteadily to his feet. "Everybody look at me! I have something to say!"

"Strip!" Rangiku called out from where she was now laying, on the floor.

"Maybe later. I would like to let you all know I'm in love with my captain and I would like to propose a marriage! Ichimaru Taichou, will you marry me?" he announced to many shocked shinigami, who got yet another shock when Gin answered.

"I'd be honoured too, my little vice-captain!" he replied earning himself a massive drunken hug from his future husband.

"Wait, I don't think either of you are in the right state of mind to be able to make such a huge decision…." Shuuhei tried to step in, though no one really took any notice of him.

"Don't listen to him Blondie; you marry whoever you want to marry! Even if it is another man! Gay sex to all!" Yumichika butted in once more.

"That's it; you can be my maid of honour!" Kira proclaimed from his fiancés arms before turning round and pulling Gin into a deep kiss.


The sun shone through the window as the early morning light hit Kira's face. He opened his eyes slowly, a deep feeling of contentment growing in his stomach. However that soon turned into a gut-wrenching fear when he realised something. This wasn't his bed. He sat up quickly ignoring his pounding headache. What exactly happened the night before? He turned to see the figure laying next him in bed and choked on his own saliva when he realised who it was. That's when the memories came back.

"OH SHIT!"


Happy White Day!

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