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And for those wonder what pairing it's going to be, I can't tell you that. I really don't know how the story will pan out. Sorry for that lack of information.

Chapter 2

Serena's mouth grew dry. Her palms were starting to sweat and not to mention she was starting to feel a little hot under the collar. What oh what she wouldn't give to say just one word to him and have him reply back with those sweet lips of his.

Damn, she was starting to sprout poetry and the thing was, she totally sucked at it. It was getting bad. Her eyes followed Seiya's silent figure to the table next to hers. She just about had a heart attack seeing that he was so close. Come on say something to him, Serena urged to herself, say something witty and cool. Show him you're well mannered. "Seiya, you have a booger hanging out of your nose." Oh my God, did that just come out of my mouth! You're such an idiot, Serena clamped a hand over her mouth.

Her friends and the people around their tables stopped talking and stared. Serena slid down the booth wishing the earth to open up and swallow her whole. She could feel her face getting hot and knowing how she looked when she grew red, she was not very cute at the moment. Die, die, I want to shrivel up and die, Serena chanted silently. How could I say such a stupid thing to such a good looking guy? She was ruined, absolutely ruined. She wouldn't be able to show her face anywhere near school unless she wanted to get beat down by a bunch of his gaggling girls. She was about to crawl under the table and hide but stopped when she heard the softness of his voice.

"Thanks."

Serena nodded quickly without looking at him but inside her heart was jumping. He had said something to her! It was something at least. After the awful moment had ended, the activity around them resumed to normal. Looking around her table, she shook her head no to warn them not to saying anything and smart friends they were, they kept their mouths shut.

"Hey I'm going to go and get something to eat, you guys want anything?" Serena jumped up and basically ran to the counter to where Andrew was busy wiping the counter and Darien had his head in the newspaper. "Andrew, I swear every time I see you, you're wiping the counter in the exact same spot. I think you need to find another spot to clean." She slid onto the stool, next to the abnormal Darien.

"Can't Serena, that would mean I'd have to leave Darien by himself and I want to keep the arcade intact, thank you very much." Andrew replied.

Serena frowned and looked at over at Darien. "What do you mean by that? I think he's off in his own land of nothing. His head is buried so far in the newspaper, soon it's going to be stuck to his ass."

"What in the world does that mean, Serena?" Andrew laughed.

Serena shrugged and asked her question again.

"He meant if he left me alone, hordes of girls will come after me and try to tear off my clothes in which I would jump over the counter and spill that glass of water over there. That would mean he would have to clean the whole counter. If you haven't realized by now, Andrew is anti-work. He looks likes he's working but in all actuality, he doesn't do a damn thing. Right Andy?" Darien asked, not lifting his head away from the newspaper.

Andrew laughed and shook his head at Serena. "Never get in the way of Darien and his newspaper. I don't know what he finds in there so interesting but whatever it is, it keeps him there for hours."

"I think he pretends to read to make himself look smart. What he doesn't realize, it makes him look old and the way he talks, he's just an old, perverted guy." Serena smiled when Andrew laughed again.

"Ouch, that almost hurt but I think you're going to have to try harder. You're rips are like air, there's nothing there. Oh I'm hot tonight." Darien lifted a finger and touched his cheek making a hissing sound all the while never removing his head from the paper. "I can think of at least five different ways to use that tongue if you don't put it away."

Serena snapped her tongue back in her mouth and looked at Darien with wonderment. "Andrew how did he know I stuck my tongue out at him. He's kind of like my mom, knowing I'm doing something that I shouldn't be doing. It's kind of creepy." Serena started to move closer to Darien and stare at him. "I really think he's a different species from the rest of us. Maybe he's one of those things that have a male and female part where they can reproduce by themselves. I've never seen him with a girl or do you Darien run that way?" she asked as she rattled the newspaper.

Andrew grabbed his stomach as he laughed. "Stop Serena, I can't take it anymore. Are you trying to kill me?" He gasped.

"Darien, can I feel if you have breasts or not? I just want to make sure you really are male. And another thing I don't think it's right for a guy to have such a perfect hairstyle. I mean if the wind blows it, it goes to the same position it was in before. That's just not normal." Serena started to reach out to touch his head but stopped when it was caught in a hand. "Uh oh, I think I'm in trouble." Serena voiced out.

Without word, Darien pulled her closer to him and started to run his lips up and down Serena's earlobe. Softly he blew in it and tipped her head back with a piece of hair he had caught. Returning to her ear, he murmured, "Now which way do you think I run? You tell me." He let her go and returned back to the newspaper.

Serena was completely shocked. Never since she had known him, Darien had never acted like that. "Andrew, I think someone snatched Darien's body and replaced him with this thing. Oh my, so body snatchers are real. Okay I'm going to ask just this once you impostor, who are you and what have you done with the real bonehead?" she demanded then an evil appeared on her face.

"Um Serena, what is-" Andrew started to ask started to laugh when Serena stood up and then proceeded to jump on Darien's back.

"Give us back the moron. I want him back, you're not the real him." Serena put a headlock around Darien's head.

"Whatever you do, don't touch the hair please. It's to perfect to ruin." Darien replied calmly, acting as nothing was out of the ordinary.

Serena laughed and started to rub her hand through his hair. "You mean like this!" she started to twist and turn her fingers every which way in his hair. "Whoa, look Andrew, it went back into place. What the hell do you put in it to make it do that? Ah ha!"

Darien finally took his attention away from the newspaper. "What do you mean ah ha?" He looked at her suspiciously, his eyes growing wide when he finally noticed what she held in her hand. "Give me that meatball head. Give me the glass of water if you don't want me to put you over my knee and smack that butt of yours." He slowly started to advance to her.

Serena shook her head and started to taunt him. "No way Mr. Perfect. I especially want to see what would happen to your hair if I get it wet. Is this the key to have that hair of yours fall flat? Oh I found the secret weapon." Serena lifted the glass in the air then squeaked when Darien started to make a grab for her.

Quickly turning away, Serena made a dash and hearing the footsteps behind her, she turned on the turbo and ran right into a chair. With a whoosh, she was helpless as she watched the water fly in the air and hit a person square in the face. Completely soaking the unsuspecting male. And for a second time that day in a mere ten minute span, she had did the second most dumbest thing she could have ever done as she watched a raging Seiya storm out of the arcade. She was such an idiot.

Thanks for reading! I should be able to update soon.

StarlightAngel