Out of the three reviews I got I never excpected this story to be so enjoyed. So Now I bring you the latest chapter of A pimps tale.

Chapter 2: Naruto and Shino's new ho's.

Naruto had strolled down the streets of Kohona. He then viewed his first target. Yamanako Ino, "Hey babe," said Naruto cooly.

Ino just stopped and gaped. She hadn't excpected this. Naruto looked like a pimp, and she found it strangly attractive as she started to blush, "Hi Naruto."

"I'm looking for some ho's. You got you a nice rack goin on," then Naruto just snapped his fingures. Ino was shocked. Her? A ho? She reached out to slap Naruto but noticed Sakura following behind.

"Is Fore head Girl here one of your ho's?" asked Ino.

"Yeah, but don't insult my girls. It could hurt business, so you in?" Naruto asked Cooly.

I can't let that ugly forehead girl show me up! Ino thought, "Alright, I'm in," She proceeded to stick her tounge out at Sakura, who was growing more and more confused.

Ino is doing this willingly? What does that mean? Sakura thought.

Doesnt matter! Forget what this is about, are you going to let that Ino-Pig Show you up! Shouted Inner Sakura.

"You know what Ino, I'm sick of thinking you can beat me. This will settle it once and for all!" yelled Sakura.

"Yeah, all of our fights will be decided by one thing," retorted Ino.

"I will be a better ho than You!" they shouted in unison.

"Shut up," said Naruto in his stern pimp voice, "I'm going to need something bit to prove I am the pimpest pimp in Kohona. For that I will need something esle to top Shino. Any Ideas?" Naruot asked his ho's.

"Well, there is always the Ayame, that Ramen waitress," said Sakura.

"And don't forget Ten Ten," said Ino.

"Well lets get to work, our First stop Icharuka Ramen," Naruto snapped his fingers, and with a Ho on each arm entered the Ramen shop.

Shino had formulated a plan to advance his pimp hood. He wouldn't limit himself to Kohona Nins, he was out to get a more exotic crowd of Ho's. So his first logical stop was to get one of the most wanted female Kunoichi of all times, Sabuko No Temari. He left Hinata home, he needed her to rest. Couldn't have his ho's tired for his and Naruto's Pimp Off.

He quickly met with Resistance though. HE walked up the the Hokage tower of Sand only to meat Kankuro, "So Shino, what business do you have in sand?"

"I'm here for Temari. Move," said Shino in his usual pimpin voice.

"What do you need my sister for?" asked Kankuro, readying Karasu.

"Move," said Shino raising his right hand above his left shoulder to preform his most famous technique, a move he spent his entire life perfecting. The Pimp Slap. He sent the back of his hand into the side of Kankurous head sending him into a wall, knocking him out.

Shino continued to walk up the tower and cooly walked into Temari's room, "What the hell are you doing here?" she said, not expecting to see the guy who beat Kankuro during there invasion of Leaf, "is leaf mounting a counter strike?"

"No, this is business," said Shino.

"Well what does leaf want with me?" asked Temari, growins suspicious of his motives.

"Its not leaf, its me. I need to get some Ho's and you're the best person to come to," he cooly replied.

"What is that suppose to mean?" asked Temari pissed off thinking Shino was implying something.

"You're the most wanted Genin in the land, having you would improve my Pimp power," replied Shino, "Besides, everyone knows most sand guys smell, so come with me."

Temari, though still slightly upset liked the prospect of getting out of sand to meat men, cause as Shino said, the smelled, "I would, but it would be considered abandoning the village, you got any ideas for that one smart guy?"

"Article five subsection six of the village of the hidden sand, and I quote, 'All Female Ninja of our village will be allowed to leave without resistance if they leave becoming the Ho of a pimp' I did my homework," Shino replied with a bit of pride in his voice, happy for his achievement.

"Alright them but who esle do you have?" she asked.

"Hyuuga Hinata, but I think its best to get more, I'm in a Pimp off against Naruto and need to gather the best Ho's in the land," Shino said.

"I got it, Lets go to Hidden sound, theres chick there I think would be perfect for you," Temari smiled as she left Hidden sand, now the proud Ho of Shino.

Here ends chapter 2. Tune in next time when they attempt to increase there forces for the ultimate Pimp Off.