Well, Now is time for Chapter three of A pimps tale. Shino heads off to Hidden sound while Naruto will try to obtain the Ramen Girl Ayame to join his jolly band of ho's.

"Clear out people, I got business here," Naruto said.

Some random guy in the crowd yelled, "Shut up, were trying to eat our food!" Naruto walked up to him and picked him up by the collor and threw him out the window.

"Anyone else have food to eat?" Naruto asked as the people ran from the bar.

"Whats the meaning of this?" yelled Ayame, "you just scared off our customers."

"As I said I'm here on business. And that business is you," Naruto cooly stated.

"If you don't explain what this is about soon I'm going to hurt you," Ayame said.

"I'm Kohona's newest pimp and I need to gather some ho's. Since you're a nice peace of work I wanted you to come with me," Naruto said using his pimp smile.

"What?" asked Ayame, wondering what was going on.

"She just knows she can't compete with me," smiled Ino.

"Yeah right, she's obviously scared of me," Sakura stated.

"Are you serious, you two?" Ayame started to laugh "Please I'm way sexier than either of you two."

"Then come with us, our best will be decided as soon as Me and Shino gather our forces," said Naruto.

"Fine, it's a deal, but only if you can convince the boss. He most likely won't unless you can convice him its benificial to the business," Ayame said thinking there was no way the boss would allow something like this. Naruto then went straight into the main office.

"Whats the meaning of this?" he said.

"I want Ayame to be my ho, you got a problem with that?" Naruto said giving his scary pimp stare to the boss.

"Yeah I do, she's my best waitress, and people think she's hot. How else do you think I get so many customers?" said the boss, unaffected by the pimp stare.

"How about this them, I take her and in return you will get the condolence of me, soon to be the Official pimp of Kohona."

"Thats a bit of a risk, seeing as how I heard that the other pimp, Shino I believe, is the favorite. I have my underground channels and no whats going on. He already has possibly the best person he could get his hands on, what makes you think you can win?" he asked, thinking he had one.

"Quite simple, I got an ace up my sleeve that he doesn't. My next ho will be none other than Anko," Naruto smiled. He knew of the boss's obsession with Anko. He would connect his name to anything Anko related, regardless of it was a sure thing or not.

"Really? As soon as you get her, Ayame is all yours," He said happily.

"Pleasure doing business with you," Naruto said as he walked out.

"So how did it go," Ayame said smiling.

"As soon as I get Anko, I'll be back for you," Naruto said leaving. Ayame was worried, if he got Anko she would have to be his ho. This was not a very good day.

Shino and Temari had just arrived at sound. The gaurds didn't even try to stop them for some reason, but that didn't phase them. It only made their lives easier. The found Kin in the middle of the street and Shino walked over to her, "I need some ho's, you in?" he asked cooly.

"Of course, you managed to kick Zaku's but badly and killed that annoying Ego he had," she said.

"Hold it right there Aburame," said Orichimaru coming up, "This is my village and my rules. The only way your taking Kin is to beat me in a smack talking contest. Fire freak."

"Go Crawl back under the rock you slithered out of," Shino Shot.

"Why don't you run home and take care of your bug collection geek," orichimaru said.

"Give up and start acting your age oldy."

"At least I can get some unlike you buggy."

"Little boys don't count Jackson," that did it. Orichimaru stormed off really pissy since he couldn't come up with anything that good.

"Wow, that was low!" Cheered Kin happily, "Consider me your loyal ho, so whats first?"

"We return to leaf to recruit another, my old sensei Kurenai," and with that Shino returned with his new ho's to capture the elusive Kurenai.