Well, Its finally here, the Long awaited Chapter four of A Pimps Tale!

Chapter 4

Naruto had searched diligently and it finally paid off. Strolling for the forest he ran into his target, Anko, "Yo sista, I'm going to need you," Naruto said.

"Ah, that little boy I cut at the exams, what do you want?" Anko said smiling.

"I'm on a search for ho's. I'm goin to need you," Naruto said.

"The only way I'd let you be my pimp is if you could prove to me your pimp skills," she said smiling, positive that NAruto had no pimping abilites, "who do you have already?"

"The best," Naruto replied cooly.

Wow, he's not to bad at this, Anko thought, But there is sill one more test.

"Hm, what if I were to start mouthing off to you pimp-boy?" Anko smiled Defiantly. Naruto walked right up to her, brought his right hand up with the palm facing Anko and slapped her.

"Wow, that one mean !#$ slap you got there," she said holing the side of her face. He had a better !#$ slap than anyone she knew, It could rival the !#$ slaps of even the most famous of Pimps.

"So what'll it be?" Naruto asked.

'Fine, but I'm taking 70 of my earnings" Anko smiled.

"Forget it, You'll get the average Ho salery, 10," Naruto replied Irritated.

"But you need me, don't you? Or do you think Shino needs me more?" she said, her smirk becoming slightly evil.

"But what makes you think I need you that much?" asked Naruto, trying to make it seem like she wasn't needed.

"Because, I like the color of blood," she said pulling out a Kunai and pointing it at Naruto.

"Fine, but only on the condition you tell everyone its 10," Naruto said, managing to hold his cool.

"You got a deal," smiled Anko, with that the two of them went back to the village, and Naruto was happy he left the other two at the Ramen stand. When they got there Ayame was fighting with Sakura and Ino about who was sexier. Naruto just snapped his fingers and the fighting stopped.

"You got her!" cried the boss with merriment, "Ayame is all yours."

"I'll prove to you two I'm way hotter than you!" Ayame yelled in anger.

"Quiet down ho's. He need one more," Naruto said smoothly, "And I'll get the biggest chested chick in Kohona. I'll go this alone, you wait here," and with that Naruto walked off to the Hokage tower to precure his final Ho, none other than the Hokage herself.

"Kiba," Said Shino looking right at his teammte.

"What is it... whats with all the hot chicks?" yelled Kiba suddenly noticing the crowd of Kunoichi following behind Shino.

"I'm a pimp, and I need to find Kurenai," replied Shino.

"Sh!t!" said Kiba, "Now I owe Shikamaru five bucks, last time I make a bet against him."

"Just tell me where Kurenai is," stated Shino firmly.

"She's training in training area 3, just as a tip Kurenai..." Kiba whispers something in Shino's ear. Shino lifted his head slightly so you could see his mouth and he smirked, "Good luck man."

Shino walked off to training ground 3 and looked at Kurenai, "Yo, I'm here to recruit you as a ho."

"What?" Kurenai said in a low scary voice.

"Kiba told me about last summers affair," Shino said, "And I don't think you would want all Kohona to know you," he walked over to Kurenai and whispered in her ear, "Here going out with Gai."

"You wouldn't!" exclaimed Kurenai.

"Do you believe that?" questioned Shino.

"Fine, I'll do it," sighed Kurenai, "At least its an alright Job. At least I get some money."

"Good, I'll go to the Hokage tower now. There's a certain person there that I want to get before the Pimp off begins," Shino said as he went off to the Hokage tower alone to obtain his final ho, Shizune.

Well here is the next chapter, please R&R.