I'd like to thank everyone for giving me all those good reviews. Surpriseingly no one has mentioned that in the title I spelled Naruto's full name the english way, Naruto Uzamaki and Shino's the Japanese way, Aburame Shino. So here is chapter Five.
Chapter Five.
Naruto and Shino stood at the doorway to the Hokage tower giving each other glares.
"Uzamaki," said Shino.
"Aburame," replied NAruto.
"I hope your not here for Shizune," said Shino.
"Tsunade is my targetIF ," replied Naruto.
"Hm," said Shino.
"Hn" replied Naruto. The two simply glared at each other, not willing to give in to the others pimp glare. They were surprised by each others skills and silently called a truce until the final event. They walked into the tower together with all of their pimpness creating such a powerful pimp Aura together that not even the ANBU would stop them for questioning.
The two pimps arrived at the Hokages office and Naruto kicked down the door, "Yo, we got some business."
"What the hell do you want?" screamed Tsunade.
"We're on a Ho-hunt," replied Naruto, "and I'm here for you."
"What about me?" angrily asked Shizune.
"You're my prime target," said Shino looking at her.
"What makes you think that I'll let you take Shizune?" asked Tsunade.
"One, its her choice not yours," said Shino in his threataning pimp voice which even got to Tsunade a little, "and Shizune, you'll get the opprotunity to prove that you are the superior pupil of Tsunade, as Naruto has Sakura in his ranks."
Shizune's eyes flared at that, "That it, I'm with you Shino. I'll show that Sakura what for."
"Oh Jesus," said Tsunade, "Shizune! How could you be so easily detered."
"And I can show you," said Naruto, "How to get Jiriaya off your back."
"I'm in!" Tsunade said quickly.
Naruto walked up and whispered to her, "Jiriaya can't be near women who wear Obsession, that perfume makes him physically ill."
"Thats it?" asked Tsunade stupidly, "I agreed to find that out? Of all the stupid... OH well, as long as it works."
"Now you ho's will meet us tomorrow at the fifth training ground, me and Shino need to discuss the terms of the Pimp off in private," Naruto smirked as the two left the room.
"What do you have planned?" asked Shino.
"We'll discuss the type of Pimp off. I suggest we pair off the Ho's. One from my list and one from yours, and We'll get one judge for each pairing based on attitude and looks. Thats how we will find the victor," Naruto said.
"Sounds good," Said Shino, "But our pimp skills need to be judged as well. Each Pairing will be scored as one point, and our skills will win us one point a field. The pimp slap!#$ slap, demeanor, and persuasive skills."
"You got a deal," smiled Naruto.
"Lets discuss the pairings," said Shino. He took a paper out of the Hokages desk and wrote this out.
Naruto's Ho's.Shino's Ho's
1. SakuraHinata
2. InoTemari
3. AyameKin
4. AnkoKurenai
5. TsunadeShizune
"Since Shizune has her own rivalry with Sakura," said Shino, "I say we let those two pair off."
"True, now who will Judge them? Orichimaru?" asked Naruto.
"No, he prefers little boys to women, not a very good ho Judge," said Shino.
"Good point, how about Kiba?" asked Naruto.
"Alright, then," said Shino.
"Since we all know Temari and Ino like Shikamaru, I say we pair them with Shikamaru as the judge," said Naruto.
"Good choice," Shino said, "Then lets go Anko and Kurenai, since they both seem to have exotic qualities."
"If by exotic you mean blood thirsty for one of them yes, but the Judge?" asked NAruto.
"Lets get Gai, he needs a part in this," Shino said.
"Right," Naruto Replied, "So lets now pair Ayame and Kin. We'll make Choiji the Judge."
"Good pairing but not the Judge, Ayame serves Choiji Ramen, I say Jiraiya," shino said.
"We will be sure he'll give a thorough evaluation," said Naruto.
"That leaves..." Shino couldn't believe the last pairing.
"Tsunade and Hinata," Naruto finished surprised. Neither could quite comprehend this one.
"You realize that if people know we chose the pairings they will think we lack pimping skills," said Shino.
"We tell them it was random," and both nodded.
"That still leaves us needing a Judge," Shino said.
"Kankurou?" asked Naruot.
"We'll keep him on standby," said Shino, "We'll leave the vote to the Audience, (AKA the readers.)"
"I think we profesional enough to evaluate eachothers pimping ability," Said NAruto, "So lets go."
The two nodded nodded and prepared for the final bout.
(For the ending Score Sheet in the Pimp off, the Pimp skills will be marked by an X under the name of that Catagories winner. The Pimp skills are the Pimp Slap, the !#$ Slap, Demeanor and Persuasive Skills. The Pimp slap is when you backhand a Non-ho, the !#$ slap is when you use the front of your hand to slap a ho to keep them in Check. Demeanor being the way the pimp holds themselves , the pimps Persuasive skills in bargaining and gaining Ho's. Next up is the Ho-off segmant, where the two pimps will present there Ho's and Argue their Validity to the Judges. After the debates are over for all the Ho's the judges desision will be reached. Including the last one, which will be Tsunade Vs. Hinata, which you will vote on After the cases have been argued. In case of a tie or lack of votes, the winner will be Chosen By Kankurou, meaning the one I want to win anyway.)
Pimp off Schedule
JudgeNarutoShino
Pimp Skill Evaluation
Pimp slapN/A
!#$ SlapN/A
DemeanorN/A
PersuasiveN/A
Ho-Off
Sakura Vs. ShizuneKiba
Ino Vs. TemariShikamaru
Anko Vs. KurenaiGai
Ayame Vs. KinJiriaya
Tsunade Vs. HinataReaders
Total:
With the Pimp off coming to an end, who will emerge the Victor, Remember not to vote until after the Ho off starts. Next Chapter will be the Pimp Skill Evaluation, so the Chapter after that, chapter Six, the Ho off will start. The winner will finally be revealed in Chapter Seven.
