Thank you again for your support, and as for The Rebel Goddess, I have no idea what you were talking about but decided to take it as a compliment. Anyway, here comes Chapter six, the start of the Pimpoff and a public service announcement.

Orichimaru: Hello out there. In this story there was a lot of fun poking fun at child molestation, but I have been thoroughly offended. Not only are these allegations not true, plus not appropriate for any younger viewer, who are welcome to come visit my village, for I have candy and will train you.

Voice of a young child behind a door: Don't believe him! Get me out of... Orichimaru kicked the door

Orichimaru: Don't make me not water you again! Um, I mean, Umm... Nothing happened! IT was an illusion, you are sleeping, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Tries sounding ghostly)

Chapter Six

"So its time," said Naruto calmly as everyone stood in the arena where the third Exam had taken place.

"It is," said Shino.

"We start with the evaluation," said KAkashi, "I will be the host. First test your pimp slaps on eachother, Naruto, you are first."

Naruto walked over to Shino, brought up his right hand and backhanded Shino. Shino barely flinched and looked at Naruto, returning the Pimp Slap. Naruto felt it hard and flew back a good distance scraping against the ground.

"No contest," said Shino.

"This round is yours Aburame, but next is mine," smiled NAruto getting back up.

"Looks like thats one for Shino," said Kakashi, "Now lets rate the !#$ Slap. I have selected one ho from each side, and you will each !#$ slap the one from your side, so we don't violate pimp code number 6, never !#$ another pimps Ho. Naruto will be !#$ slapping Sakura, and Shino will get Tsunade."

Naruto walked up to Sakura who said, "Listen Naruto, if you slap me I swear I'll..." and before she could finish the sentence, Naruto delivered a powerful front hand slap to Sakura's face. There was a sharp Echo that all could here, and Sakura only said, "Sorry big daddy."

Naruto turned and gave his cool pimp smile at Shino, who had a few beads of sweat. That was the best !#$ slap he ever witnessed. The sharp echo showed the form, and the way it put someone like Sakura in her place meant it had great authority. Shino only hoped his would suffice. He walked over to Tsunade.

"Listen up, you can't do that to me, I'm the..." and Shino quickly slapped Tsunade across the face but didn't get the desired result, "If I wasn't your ho you would be so screwed right now," and in addition the sound of his slap was more blunt than anything, not sharp like Naruto's.

"Well played NAruto," said Shino. NAruto only smiled now that the score was tied.

"Well, it seems even so far. For the Demeanor portion, we will look at the pimps as they are. Shino was the natural serious shrug. It seems to eminate command, and the style of his clothes is definatley cool, worthy of pimpness. And the added bonus is the sunglasses, a neccessity for any cool glare. However there is a lack of color, while not required of a pimp it definately leaves an impression. Now look at Naruto. The bright colors of his purple hat and orange suit difinately fight the pimp bright color style, but do clash a little. Also he doesn't hold himself as pimpin as Shino. But since this is based on your guys agreeing on the winner of this point what do you say?" Kakashi looked at the two Shinobi.

They both eyed eachother up and down, exchanging various pimp looks, trying to psyce out the other. This went on for a good thirty minutes until NAruto says, "This point is yours Aburame."

No one beside those two really new how they reached the conclusion, but before questions were asked Kakashi continued hosting, "Lets now look at the persuasive skills of these two by looking at there previous accomplishments. We'll start with SHino.

HE already had Hinata, so she doesn't count. The second Ho on his roster was Temari. To get her he used a simple technique and appealed to her interests by offering her a selection of men that didn't smell, simple yet effective. Then came Kin. No persuasion was used, only a competion so there was no show of his persuasive skills, only smack talking, which is part of Demeanor so doesn't apply here. Next came Kurenai, who was simply black mailed, a classic and effective pimp tactic. Finally came Shizune, whom he convinced to join simply because she would oppose her masters other student, again a classic and efective tactic.

Now Naruto. He nabbed Sakura using his forceful persuasion, which she gave into without a fight. This shows his dominering persuasive powers. Then came Ino, no one really knows how he got her. Then was Ayame the Ramen Girl. The persuasion didn't involve her directly, but here current employer. Naruto promised an additional Ho and took the risk of getting neither her nor Anko, who he promised the Boss he would get. He persuaded her with his awsome pimp powers, along with other bargaining that we are not allowed to discuss. This is the first time in pimp history such a daring bargain was made, and it paid off getting NAruto his two new ho's. Tsunade was quite simple, he just gave here a method to avoid a certain man. We turn to the contestants for the verdic."

"I conceed Uzamaki," said Shino bitterly.

"Now we go to our final round, since this segment ends in a Tie we will have them present there ho's in the much anticipated Ho Off!" said Kakashi so that all could here, "first round will be Sakura Vs. Shizune. This is how this will work. First Naruto will present the good qualities of his how, then Shino will counter. Then Shino will present his ho and NAruto will deliver a counter argument. Time will then turn to the Judge. So let the first round begin."

Naruto walked into the center of the arena with Sakura and began his presentation, "I'll start with sakura's hair. She is the only Shinobi in the land with Pink hair, making here an exotic choice. Also her fiery attitude will make for an always exciting time."

Shino walked up and delivered his counter argument, "But she lacks a very important aspect of being a ho, and thats looks. Her boobs and but are below average, as she herself had admitted before. Also, no one likes a big forehead, the glare could blind a man ruining the experiance. Also, she is devoted to Sasuke, so won't give anyone else a second look for she is an idiot. No one wants some one that stupid."

"What the hell was that!" yelled Sakura, but NAruto slapped her agian, "sorry big daddy."

Shino then brought out Shizune, "Every man has a nurse fantasy, and Shizune is the one to fill that being a medical nin. Also, she is quite sexy and determined. Devotion to what she does is a key quality in her.

"True, but she seems to have a the same problem as Sakura, no boobs for her age. In additon she also had needles, which no man likes, and poison breath, a definate turnoff.

After Naruto's argument all eyes turned to Kiba, "Well, Shizune definatley has a cuter face and no forehead issues. Plus her boobs and but are quite nicer than Sakura's, and Nurses are Sexy. Also Sakura is scary, so Shizune wins by a landslide."

"I should kill you!" screamed Sakura, but for a third time Naruto slapped her, "sorry big daddy."

"Now lets go to the second round," said KAkashi, "Ino and Temari."

Naruto came up with Ino, "To start with she is blonde, a hair color loved by most. Here boobs have a nice size and a nice firm booty, but still able to be out there. I take pride in knowing that as far as ho's go, there are really no problems with Ino."

Shino came up with his rebutle, "While she has no noticeable problems, there is nothing that stand out with here. While she is quite hot, there is nothing about her that excells, she is simply an upgraded Sakura."

Shino then brought his ho up, "I give you Temari. Of all the Ninja in the land, she definately has the sexiest and fullest legs. Her other qualities are the chest, which is definately a near perfect size and shape, and she pulls off a hair style that most have never even considered, the quad pony tail."

NAruto walked up and simply said, "I can't argue this one," and walked away.

Now was time for SHikamaru to choose, "Temari, she's less annoying, therefore less troublesome. Plus if she is ever attacked I wouldn't have to help since she's strong."

Naruto was getting nervous. He was behind two now, and needed to clean sweep the rest of this competion to win. Kakashi quickly announced the next round, "Anko and Kurenai."

Naruto got a burst of Confidence as he presented the next ho, "This is Anko. Physically she has a great figure, and boobs and but that are undeniably nice. In additon, she has an apparent wild side that anyone can see. She is one to take control and make sure she gets the job done."

Shino came up and said, "However she has a bit of a sadistic attitude, which most find quite disturbing."

Gai stood up and said, "Shino, all guys like a little suffering. Anko! You are my dream girl, You win my youthful heart!"

"But I havn't even told you of the exotic quality of Kurenai's red eyes," Interupted Shino, who knew it was pointless. He wouldn't change Gai's mind after hearing that.

"Alright," said Kakashi who, though we would never admit it, agreed with Gai, "the next match is Ayame and Kin."

NAruto knew Shino was nervous so went forward without hesitation, "Here we have Ayame, the one and only Ramen Girl. Her long brown hair, here loving eyes, and here sexy form are enough to make a grown man cry. Also she had plenty of experience waiting on your every desire."

"But little is known of her," said Shino, "going with a ho you know nothing about is taking an unnessesary gamble."

Then Kin came down and Shino began his presentation, "Here we have Kin. An exotic kunoichi that comes from sound. The allure of getting with the enemy is something all men wish to do, especially when their enemy looks like this."

"But Kin, as you said, is the enemy. It is obvious that she wouldn't be to fond of anyone outside sound, as she follows Orichimaru. And since, for obvious reasons, Orichimaru won't hit on her she can work free of unwanted sexual harasment. So it's a little suspicous why she would want to come with you," said NAruto stretching it quite a bit.

"Well," said Jiraiya, "While they both inspire me to write, whats better than inspiration with Ramen? Ayame it is," Ayame wasn't sure if that was a good thing coming from that guy.

"Agian, it is all tied up," Said Kakashi getting really interested, "It all lies in the last round. Tsunade Vs. Hinata."

Both Naruto and Shino were nervous. This final round would determane the future. Naruto stepped up keeping his cool pimp pose, "Tsunade is an excelent ho for many reasons, The first being that no one in all the lands has bigger Jugs. With here your getting some definate bounce. Also, she likes getting drunk, and men love an easy one with a drunk chick."

"However," replied Shino smuggly, "regardless of what she looks like she is old at around fifty, in addition she looks far older underneath. Here skin looks like that of a ninety year old, and no one likes oldies, especially when they are just plain violent like her."

NAruto new Shino had a point, but had his own plan to bring Hinata down. Shino walked in with Hinata and began, "Hinata, under that large coat she wheres, has a very curvy figure, without any part looking fat. She is very slim and under the right conditions very determined. She has many habits, all of which have a certain level of appeal from the stutter to the finger movements she is so well known for. Being an heiress also adds more appeal, and on top of it all she has the most exotic eyes of any women in any Shinobi village."

"But in all that lies a serious flaw," smiled Naruto, "She is shy beyond all recognition. To get her to do anything a ho needs to do would be like pushing a cow off a railroad track, far to troublesome as Shikamaru would put it."

"And now its time to vote," said KAkashi, "Around Monday or Tuesday voting will close, possibley Wednesday. The ultimate Pimp off will be decided.

Don't forget to vote, I already know who I want to win, but its still up to you. Thanks for all the good reviews, and I found it quite fun to slap Sakura, I really don't like her.